EDSBSGPS: WHERE WE AT, WEEK 5
Viewing agenda for the weekend:
ORSON (ATL):
Maryland @ Clemson
Ole Miss @ Florida
Tennesse @ Auburn
Colorado vs. FSU
Alabama @ Georgia
Illinois @ Penn State
San Jose State @ Hawaii (YEEEEEEAH)
HOLLY (undisclosed desert location):
UNC @ Miami
Virginia @ Duke
Tennessee @ Auburn
Arkansas @ Texas
Marshall @ WFV
Croom State @ LSU
Alabama @ Georgia
San Jose State @ Hawaii (THASSRIGHT)
Lane Kiffin: Nowhere near any northeastern United State, and certainly not interviewing for the Syracuse job. What Syracuse job? Look, a huge distracting thing!
You’re damn right we’re staying up for the 11:59 PM kickoff in Hawaii. Share your destinations and plans below for all to see and stalk. It’s been a long week. Welcome back to bat country.
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Dexter Fishmore says:
ESPN has just announced that this is no longer Tailgate Week presented by Kingsford. The foregoing sponsorship is rescinded in favor of….
GIGGITY WEEK!
September 27th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
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dudis41 says:
I don’t know if anything could beat Orson’s post Cocktail Party post circa 2007, but I think we are about to find out.
September 27th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
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TAFKatOSUB says:
Just to follow up on our little discussion yesterday about comparative losses and common opponent analysis and how it is no longer a valid method for comparing teams….
Wake Forest > Ole Miss > #4 Florida….
OR
Vanderbilt > Ole Miss > #4 Florida
Your honor, I rest my case. Have a nice day.
September 27th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
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Sundawg says:
Now if the Dawgs can just handle Alabama tonight, all will be right in the world.
September 27th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
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Darkknight says:
Giggity!!!
September 27th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
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JacketDan says:
@98
Wake Forest barely beats Ole Miss at home and it’s a sign of how weak the ACC is. UF loses to Ole Miss at him and it will be a testament to the overall parity in the By God SEC.
Oh and a note to Urban Meyer, your QB is allowed to take the ball directly from under the center. I know you run the OMFG Spread Offense, but why turn a 1.5 foot run into a 5 yard run?
September 27th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
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SEC Supremacist says:
Lollercoasters for all! The sack of rabid weasels does it again.
September 27th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
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Holly says:
I hereby request a “Tommy Bowden loses football games” tag.
Would you settle for “Tommy Bowden has a bitch mentality”?
September 27th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
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VolunteerValtrex says:
Jesus, this team is an affront to my eyes. Fulmer replacement watch…who you got?
Lane Kiffin
David Cutcliff
Skip Holtz
Mike Leach
September 27th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
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JacketDan says:
Stupid typos:
Obviously, that’s losing to Ole Miss at home.
September 27th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
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Run Up The Score says:
Yes, #104, “SEC Speed” is apparently a testament to how quickly the rationalizations can be manufactured.
September 27th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
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Graysnail says:
Well. That’ll pretty much be peeing in Gator Cheerios for the next few days, huh?
September 27th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
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Graysnail says:
106: What about “Tommy and Jeffy: One and the Same”?
September 27th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
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Ed-Hoo says:
“Git somers faaast!” That was way better than last night’s debate…
September 27th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
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Digital Headbutt says:
For those interested: FAMU and the Marching 100 are on Versus.
September 27th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
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austiger says:
96 – Methinks Miles would have gotten 4th and a foot with Tebow behind center. Miles would have at least had a running back on the roster.
September 27th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
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Ed-Hoo says:
112 – Is the saxophone rendition of The National Anthem over yet?
September 27th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
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NewsDawg32 says:
You must be fundamentally sound in the kicking game so you don’t have to go for a first on the 32.
September 27th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
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Run Up The Score says:
Then again, this Michigan – Wisconsin game makes me want to beat myself to death with my laptop. Holy Jesus.
September 27th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
Call the Fire Dept. Swindle and Holly are on the ledge…..If Bama cant beat Georgia, I’ll come out there also and handcuff us all together and jump just like in Lethal Weapon, except I will look a little bit more out of it……..
September 27th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
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ElAndy says:
Thanks Gators, you now have me worried about LSU’s upcoming DethMurderKillSmash match tonight.
September 27th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
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Trojan Jon says:
I’m sure this has been mentioned ad naseum here, but boy do Verne and Gary love them some hand signals.
September 27th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
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TSOBO says:
WF the only good team in the ACC beat Ole Miss, OM losses are to 2 good teams, they managed a superb upset in Gainsville today…Yes the SEC is that good.
September 27th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
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Chloe Denmark says:
All this SEC madness makes me happy to be a BIG 12 fan today.
September 27th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
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VolunteerValtrex says:
Digging that Peyton still uses “we”.
September 27th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
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dudis41 says:
Mr. PP,
Shall I call the Atlanta Police now? Or wait until this evening?
September 27th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
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Holly says:
I ain’t dead, lawya! We’re not AS bad. Yet.
September 27th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
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BDoc says:
Weasels…fucking weasels.
Seriously, what the fuck just happened?
I’m not sure there’s enough vodka in my house to fix this.
September 27th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
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Harris says:
Any word from Swindle? Should we organize an intervention? Put the stray kittens of Greater Atlanta into protective custody?
September 27th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
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austiger says:
Ole Miss is NOT a bad football team, especially now that they have Greg Hardy back. They are pretty solid in the trenches and they have some pretty quick skill position players.
But if Urban Meyer were such a great coach, they probably don’t lose. Como se dice overhyped? Runningbacks, Urban, learn to love ‘em.
September 27th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
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TAFKatOSUB says:
TOBO @ 121
That one and only good team in the ACC is getting pounded by Navy 14-0.
So allow me to update…should the navy score hold up…
Navy > Wake Forest > Ole Miss > # 4 Florida
September 27th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
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Trojan Jon says:
Paul Maguire just argued against using play action with 8 men in the box. Now that’s some good analysis.
September 27th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
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VolunteerValtrex says:
Congrats Foster!
September 27th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
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brougham says:
Bad Voodoo isn’t covered in Philosophy, is it?
September 27th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
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dudis41 says:
Avoiding sharp objects, Holly?
That was fucking awful. The look on Fulmer’s face was hilarious though.
September 27th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
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playitforward says:
The Fulmer cam is rich today
September 27th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
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BadgerMan says:
@119 – You keep watching in hopes to see Johnny Clay. And positive yardage without fumbling.
September 27th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
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Holly says:
After last week? Bitch, please. It’s the beauty of the front-loaded schedule. The worst is over. I cannot be hurt. Mad, yes. Hurt, no.
September 27th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
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Graysnail says:
Has anyone seen Jonathan Crompton’s brain? Rumors persist that it got drunk in Tijuana before the first game of the season and is currently being sold for parts out of a warehouse in Hong Kong.
September 27th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
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BadgerMan says:
And Michigan goes into Halftime with more fumbles than yards. Actually, I think it might be that fumbles > offensive plays… defying the laws of Ann Arbor.
September 27th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
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Signal to Noise says:
I woke up to that Foster fumble and Auburn TD. UT’s season summarized in six seconds.
Also: fuck you, ESPN. I don’t care about Wisky/Meechigan. Give me the Hawk and Zombie Bowden.
September 27th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
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BadgerMan says:
Nice, the crowd cheers when Michigan runs a kickoff back to their 18. (they didn’t fumble).
Stat of the day so far -
Michigan 8 passes for -6 yards. 4:00 to go to halftime.
September 27th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
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BadgerMan says:
How did I forget about MGoBlog? Going to have to make that my homepage.
[Comment From Sigh]
By the way, the mighty Akron Zips had 297 total yards against Wisconsin. So, yes, it is all about our offensive line sucking.
[Comment From NBlue]
Can anyone check the least number of 1st downs and yards by a team in a 1-A game?
Whould the score really be?
Vote Now
7-6 ( 13% )
38-0 ( 51% )
0-0 ( 14% )
14-0 ( 19% )
10-2 (3%)
Austin: Okay can I be done with PBP? It’s making the game twice as painful to watch. I’ve got a serious headache. I can do big plays, I suppose. But reliving this pathetic performance play after play is torture.
Maize4Blue: Austin, you’re relieved
September 27th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
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Chg says:
@ RUTS, the SEC is “THE AWESOMEST!!” because they take every opportunity to beat the everloving piss out of your premier program. Congratulations on navigating that MAC minefield in your collective OOC schedule this year though.
September 27th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
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kleph says:
donning game day battle garb and heading to the bar. kerosene and matches already stashed in the back of the place.
September 27th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
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BadgerMan says:
Awesome Score Alert:
Buffalo 5, Cent Michgan 0, late 2nd qtr.
Please let there be an earthquake to make it final.
September 27th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
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Run Up The Score says:
Don’t ruin this for me, I’m having too much fun with transitive football:
Penn State 45, Oregon State 14
Oregon State 27, USC 21
USC 35, Ohio State 3
So I’m expecting a 69 point win against our premier program, Ohio State. The numbers don’t lie*.
Holy fuck, the Big Ten just ran a conference promo on ABC lumping Michael Fucking Wilbon (NW grad) in with Gerald Ford, Tennessee Williams, and former ambassador Charlene Barshefsky. My head is officially exploding.
* – Also, PSU has never scored more than 10 points in Columbus since joining the conference in 1993. So, uh, yeah. CORNFED FOOTBALL ROOLZ. And if you look at the games, Ohio State is the only Big Ten school to consistently shit the bed against the SEC, presumably because Tressel’s checks bounce after the holidays. He’s bad at the math.
September 27th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
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Count de Monnet says:
Just remember, folks:
Oregon State beats USC = PAC-10 is WEEEEEAAAAKKK
Ole Miss beats Florida = OH MY THE ESSS EEEE SEEEE IS SO STRONG FROM TOP TO BOTTOM
The bullshit, it haz a flavor.
September 27th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
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Der Schatten says:
Well, Count @ 148. Lemme see. USC gets pantsed by a squad that got obliterated at PSU and lost to the friggin’ trees, so, yes, it IS weak.
Ignoring that shit, I present the following: PAC 10 = 0′fer the Mountain
September 27th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
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playitforward says:
There’s a certain je ne sais quoi when an ACC promo features an emo track.
September 27th, 2008 at 4:42 pm