Comments on: COMMUNITY SERVICE: WE PUN SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO.

By: Oh the HUMANITY!!!

Oh the HUMANITY!!! — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 18:44:52 +0000

Some day, even better than OSU and USC (West Coast), the Beavers are going to play the OTHER USC… South Carolina… Thats right, some day the Beavers and the Gamecocks are going to line it up on the turf, and at that point, let the puns fly. The Cocks and Beavs, going at it on the field for 60 minutes.

By: james

james — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 14:15:34 +0000

Beaver this good doesn’t need Trojan….

By: seattleite

seattleite — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 05:58:01 +0000

Beavers Big O Too Much For Belated Trojan Spurt

Trojans Break In Corvallis To Tight Beaver Squeeze

Beavers Too Slippery for Trojans

By: JasonC

JasonC — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 01:32:14 +0000

This has probably been used, but I am not reading through every single one:

Trojans break during a difficult night with Beavers

By: patrick

patrick — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 22:23:38 +0000

Angry Beavers rupture Trojans.
Trojans limp, Beavers drip with joy.

By: Holly

Holly — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 21:58:02 +0000

@Erik—Oh, you think that’s bad, just wait’ll Jim gets a look at this one.

By: 911doc

911doc — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 20:20:43 +0000

Porous Trojans pelted by excitable and slippery beavers.

By: Smm

Smm — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:36:18 +0000

It was almost as much as watching the horns beat ‘em 06. Almost.

By: TheMightyErik

TheMightyErik — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:45:50 +0000

Holly,
One of the few articles that Jenni has ever read and she nearly pissed herself

By: NewAZTiger

NewAZTiger — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 17:57:47 +0000

Jacquizz Penetrates Trojans for Beaver Victory

By: Tampa Green

Tampa Green — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:54:19 +0000

“Trojans come up short in hostile take-over attempt of Beavers.”

AP – Trojans everywhere are recovering today after another failed attempt at acquiring control of the Beavers. After emasculating losses to PSU and Stanford, Beaver stock was nearing an all-time low, leading major analysts to predict an easy assumption of controlling position by the powerful Men of Troy. However, perhaps sensing an easy “lay down” sale by the Beavers, who were seen as still licking themselves from the conquests forced upon them the previous weekends, the Trojans strategized a “soft sell”. The result? Failure to penetrate the Beavers, who quickly got on top and stayed there until the wild, jubilant, bubbly-spraying finish…

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:42:49 +0000

Rubbers bounce off dick mittens.

By: Ben

Ben — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:39:35 +0000

succinctly put 63.

By: spartymike

spartymike — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:22:31 +0000

Team That Shares Name With Juvenile Slang Term For Female Sex Organ Destroys National Title Hopes Of Team That Shares Name With Brand Of Male Birth Control Product

By: Brian

Brian — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:05:11 +0000

Tiny beaver turns back trojan