HE DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT TO COME OUT THAT WAY.
by Orson on Sep 25, 2008 1:30 PM EDT
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PrintYou have to earn your way, every day, or you dont play, Mangino said. I didnt mean for it to rhyme but it came out that way.--Kansas coach Mark Mangino in the University Daily Kansan.
You have to earn your way
Every single day
You have to earn your way
Or homie you don't play
Big Mac with the mack suit
Stunnin' in the track suit
Cash money got the honeys
On my personal jack-fruit
Four bills on the scale
Still sippin' Champale
Trick bitches get crushed
Snort 'em up like they fat rails
Might think we droppin' retro
cause we rock the velour
Might think we frontin' classy
'Cause we rock the couture
But we street to the nines
Don't be fooled by the shine
Chewin' ass on the sideline
Like we was 0-9
The Marky M's the lawya pimp who brought the fuckin' gravy
The Marky M's the one who's givin' all these ladies babies
The Marky M's the one who's breakin' all the lawya's beds
The Marky M's the one who's gettin' all the crazy head
You can't stop me, gump
Only hope to contain
You know I bring the mayo
Like I'm bringing the pain
So step fast, playa, them looks is deceivin'
Marky M made it on these streets with straight thievin'
Like Andre Berto, laywa I'll have you bobbin' and weavin'
Like epilepsy I'll have ya straight fuckin' seizin'
Like butter toast, I'll spread you and burn you up
Like Sonic cheesecake bites, I'll straight turn you up
Like my realtor, I'll call ya and straight learn ya up
Like your daddy, I'll pin ya, give ya straight buttercups
I'll eat your hope, and then I'm gonna eat you
Gimme the club and I'll eat your fuckin' crew too
Get the party pumpin', screamin' Gasolina!
Let's wreck some shit like we was Hurricane Katrina
Then we roll to the crib where I keep my cheese
Get you mayonnaised up and keep ya weak in the knees
Then we go to the tub and we hit them trees
Got enough for the hungry and we eager to please
In the morning you know ho go to go
Got to hit that film session with the cookie dough
KU don't sleep, and we at it again
Marky M, thrill to kill, Jayhawkin' again--WHAT!
[outro]
WOO!!! Can't front on that, lawya
This has been the indomitable Marky M.
You lawyas best mix your mayonnaise and ketchup
Cause we bringin' them spicy fries for that ass.
For the 785...I see ya...
Chase Daniel...batter-fried chump-ass pizza lawya...I see you, too.
Lawya Todd Reesing: respek...
We out...
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Amazing. Simply Amazing. Some of your best work yet, Swindle.
by RaginCajunRebel on Sep 25, 2008 1:34 PM EDT reply actions
“You know I bring the mayo
Like Im bringing the pain . . . "
It’s so . . . beautiful.
sniff
by The Song of Hiawatha Francisco on Sep 25, 2008 1:37 PM EDT reply actions
Man, that shit was the stone ground mustard, lawya.
by Allahver Fist on Sep 25, 2008 1:37 PM EDT reply actions
The way Orson’s mind works… innovative and yet terrifying.
by blon on Sep 25, 2008 1:40 PM EDT reply actions
Wow!
With a boxing reference to boot. Friday night fights being the other show (gameday) ESPN has not F—-ed up.
Well, I suppose it aint real gangsta if you dont reference a fighter.
by tzubear on Sep 25, 2008 1:41 PM EDT reply actions
Turkey bling AND an Andre Berto shoutout?
Best shit evar.
by Unsilent Majority on Sep 25, 2008 1:43 PM EDT reply actions
Orson at his finest again. Only here can you have epilepsy and butter toast referenced in adjoining lyrics.
You know someone in Lawrence will make a t-shirt made or start a chant that references this song.
by Geaux Irish on Sep 25, 2008 1:47 PM EDT reply actions
Know this:
This little gem will be on a Gameday sign come saturday morning.
by allyourkegsarebelongtostafford on Sep 25, 2008 1:54 PM EDT reply actions
If I had me one of them rotisserie chicken necklaces I would get so much ass.
by intellidouche on Sep 25, 2008 1:54 PM EDT reply actions
Like my realtor, Ill call ya and straight learn ya up
I knew you’d mention this; my favorite line of the song.
by PW on Sep 25, 2008 1:56 PM EDT reply actions
‘Got to hit that film session with the cookie dough’
Pure genius, Orson. Well, if you ever decide to move on to the world of hip hop I will definitely be buying your cd’s and tickets provided Holly takes her rightful place next to you on the wheels of steel.
by TheMightyErik on Sep 25, 2008 1:58 PM EDT reply actions
All I had to do to hear it in my head was make the first line: “I fly like paper get high like planes.” In that world, I see Mangino more as the star of the video than then actual artist, but in a way, he would BE the artist.
Well done son, well done.
by ya lawya on Sep 25, 2008 2:04 PM EDT reply actions
Very impressive.
All Pinkel can do is strum a few bars for an Eagles-esque ballad.
by ChasingMizzou on Sep 25, 2008 2:06 PM EDT reply actions
Honestly Orson, did you laugh in that realtor’s ear when he or she called you? I mean you could not have had a serious conversation under those circumstances.
by Vol on Sep 25, 2008 2:10 PM EDT reply actions
After the tenth or so reading, this is definitely my favorite post here evah! And that’s saying a lot. Now I gots to get me a platinum chain for my cornish hens.
Thanks for bringing the Gravy, O.
by sonofsamford on Sep 25, 2008 2:17 PM EDT reply actions
In my mind I see Orson with shades and a backward ballcap, mic in hand
Mangino is beside him, just as pictured… banging the floor with his best breakdance moves
they are trading the mic… each does a stanza
and Holly does the squealing and sighs between lines
I don’t know whether to cry, laugh or just…stay insane
by InsaneCoachPosse on Sep 25, 2008 2:18 PM EDT reply actions
Somehow, I picture Orson spittin’ this track on a stoop in Bankhead on a Thursday evening just prior to the USC/Oregon State kickoff.
by BDoc on Sep 25, 2008 2:24 PM EDT reply actions
Though not a fan of the genre, I can follow a few of the references made in your…oh, fuck it. What the hell was that? And the wonderfully photoshopped Mangino has burned its image into my memory…unfortunately.
by sb on Sep 25, 2008 2:24 PM EDT reply actions
O -
Some of your finest, without a doubt.
I’ll be looking for a C Weis collab soon.
by scalz1 on Sep 25, 2008 2:27 PM EDT reply actions
OH…and that ain’t no rotisserie chicken…no sir my friends… that is a full sized butterball turkey, about 24 lbs… carefully sized in relation to his girth
by InsaneCoachPosse on Sep 25, 2008 2:29 PM EDT reply actions
Fucking brilliant, Swindle.
Marky M needs a hype man. I suggest the Fridge with a pizza-clock medallion around his neck.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 25, 2008 2:34 PM EDT reply actions
This is definitely better than “Puff Puff Give.”
by Pop Cesspool on Sep 25, 2008 2:36 PM EDT reply actions
now_a_hoo-
Mangino is the Osiris of this shit.
by gosouthgohard on Sep 25, 2008 2:37 PM EDT reply actions
Dude, is the fat man rockin’ a Wayne Chrebet jersey? That would have to be like ten times larger than actual size.
by HoyaLawya on Sep 25, 2008 2:38 PM EDT reply actions
In the future, Mark Mangino needs to show up wearing a shirt that says “you know I bring the mayo.” This must happen.
by carlinthemarlin on Sep 25, 2008 2:42 PM EDT reply actions
I got 99 problems, but a fully basted turkey ain’t one.
by NewAZTiger on Sep 25, 2008 2:50 PM EDT reply actions
“Chase Daniel batter-fried chump-ass pizza lawya I see you, too. "
Haha awesome
by Rob on Sep 25, 2008 3:03 PM EDT reply actions
That tatoo on his right forearm must have taken ALL DAY to ink.
Seriously Orson… fine, fine work.
I have… no words…
by CincySooner on Sep 25, 2008 3:07 PM EDT reply actions
>Then we roll to the crib where I keep my cheese<
Mangino’s cheese cave. Not even Melville could have concocted such a horrible, dark place.
by Flatlander on Sep 25, 2008 3:09 PM EDT reply actions
…with all the shitty fan video we see on College Football Live each day, certainly someone could do this. Aqib Talib, perhaps?
by EireHog on Sep 25, 2008 3:32 PM EDT reply actions
In the aftermath of my laughing/crying spell, I’m left saddened that rap and hip-hop these days contains about 1/100th of the creativity of this piece, yet my suburban white brethren buy that shit by the truckloads.
Really though, best thing I’ve read all month.
by Kecalf Bailey on Sep 25, 2008 3:42 PM EDT reply actions
@ICP—Lawya, please; I’m on the turntables. C’mon.
by Holly on Sep 25, 2008 4:33 PM EDT reply actions
Terrence Cody would like to join Mangino on stage for a stirring cover of “Jump Around”…….except it would cause a 6.0 Richter scale earthquake and the place would collapse…….the tour would be called
“Gravitationally Challenged”….
BTW, AIG stock is at 3.02…..get in where ya fit in…..500% increase by X-mas…..call ya broker and ya lawya and get Mangino fat if ya like to gamble
by Mr.Pelican Pants on Sep 25, 2008 5:35 PM EDT reply actions
Marky M puts these other BigXII rappers to shame:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42Or831zKOE
Tommie Frazier comin’ straight out da bathroom yawl.
by twogreattastes on Sep 25, 2008 5:48 PM EDT reply actions
The only cheese Marky-M is keeping is
Fromunda Cheese…..
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Sep 25, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions
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