CURIOUS INDEX, 9/25/2008
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Well, we didn't like that poll question anyway. Jimmy Clausen was to keep the "Little Throw Peep" 'do until Notre Dame lost. Notre Dame lost to Michigan State Saturday, so Clausen showed up to this week's press conference with a near buzz-cut, thus ending the short but glorious reign of Prince Valiant.
Alternate career choices include: murder. Thunder Collins, who at one time was the next unstoppable I-back out of Nebraska and had the nickname to match, is facing murder charges. It's a trap! Wannstache reached deep in the bag of motivational tricks and pulled out a diabolically brilliant way to let his players know that this week's matchup with Syracuse...IT'S A TRAP! Pitt coach Dave Wannstedt placed mousetraps around the Duratz Athletic Complex this week, as a motivation tool for the Panthers (2-1) to avoid falling into the "trap" of looking past Saturday's visit to Syracuse (1-2) with the ESPN televised Oct. 2 game at No. 12 South Florida (4-0) looming. "You need to get your feet back on the ground and make sure we get the focus back on what we've got to do and not get caught up in records," Wannstedt said. This being Pitt football, running back LeSean McCoy will step in one and fracture his toe in the next 12 hours. Ron Prince, master recruiter. The K-State coach is getting hammered on in-state recruiting by Kansas, who have 4 out of the top ten recruits in the state. The Wildcats currently have zero of them, and Chris Harper--a former Wichita Northwestern qb currently attempting to survive the injury plague ravaging the five-deep at Oregon--said things were..."weird." My family felt something was weird, Harper said. We didnt trust him. Something was off. We couldnt pinpoint it. Perhaps it was the goatee. Or losing, too--that will do it every time. Mark Richt izz kleverr. Coaches never watch Youtube, they never read blogs, they never hear anything from the press, being hermetically sealed into their film rooms as they are, hard at work securing the next generation of greatness for the year's recruiting, spying tiny but crucial flaws in the opponent's schemes... Richt walked into the team-meeting room for his post-practice briefing Wednesday wearing a black hat, black shirt and black shorts. Im going to a funeral, he said with a mischievous grin. Naturally, a reporter asked if he was responding to the Alabama video. I dont know what youre talking about, he quipped. To repeat: Richt has been immensely more fun since his Martian encounter with the Mysterons changed his personality and made him walk around unshaven all the time. |
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Anyone else get the feeling Alabama is going to get hammered physically by George but will loose it in a close scoring game?
by That 5.0 Guy on Sep 25, 2008 9:57 AM EDT reply actions
Not only by George, mind you, but Georgia too.
by That 5.0 Guy on Sep 25, 2008 9:57 AM EDT reply actions
I doubt that a McCoy toe injury will get its own sot on the ESPN ticker like Chris (I refuse to refer to a grown ass man as ‘Beanie’) Wells’s…
by beckett929 on Sep 25, 2008 9:58 AM EDT reply actions
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George of The Jungle, I assume? Unfortunately, Terrance Cody is too big to play Ape.
by yoyofutbawl on Sep 25, 2008 10:03 AM EDT reply actions
Until Saban’s talented freshman win a big road game against a quality opponent – I’m taking Georgia.
Also, Richt has a better coaching staff that doesn’t get switched every 7 games.
by Ryno on Sep 25, 2008 10:13 AM EDT reply actions
You think that was a Christian missionary trip he went on this summer? Evil Richt merely needed to feed on the souls of impoverished children to replenish his evil mojo. Now he can focus on more dastardly motivational ploys-
Perhaps tell Rennie Curran that Wilson called his mother a crackwhore, sending him into one of those Viking Berzerker rages.
by Principality of Richtenstein on Sep 25, 2008 10:18 AM EDT reply actions
The University of Georgia football club will crimson the face of the dark and mysterious Alabama players with a series of dapper lefts, by Jove!
by PW on Sep 25, 2008 10:19 AM EDT reply actions
Richt is downright feisty this week. Another quote:
When Bama punt returner Javier Arenas was asked about Knowshon, he replied, “What about it? Have you seen some of my highlights?”
When Richt was later asked about Arenas, he replied, “He’s very good. Have you seen his highlights?”
BURN. Sly burn. Subtle burn!
by ronald on Sep 25, 2008 10:19 AM EDT reply actions
I think UGA and Bummer are both legitimate top 10 teams, but UGA is overrated. They need to be back around 6th or 7th.
I predict it will be a very close game that will be decided in the last half of the 4th quarter.
by ALGator on Sep 25, 2008 10:23 AM EDT reply actions
I’ll have you know that Thunder is his Christian name, not a nickname.
by Husker Lawya on Sep 25, 2008 10:28 AM EDT reply actions
It would have been cooler if Richt had come out and said "There’s a Holiday in Cambodia . . . "
by ChasingMizzou on Sep 25, 2008 10:29 AM EDT reply actions
@^6 – I think he just took a two-week second honeymoon with Mrs. Richt. Thus the “looseness”.
And he seems pretty relaxed, too.
by GamecockTony on Sep 25, 2008 10:32 AM EDT reply actions
I like Richt more and more with each passing week. On the theory that Alabama isn’t as good as they looked against Clemson I think this game has all the makings of a rout.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 25, 2008 10:32 AM EDT reply actions
I predict, the team with the ball last, will win, just like in Madden or Ncaa 2009….clock management will be crucial….how does Bama win? Keeping the Offense on the field, no passing over 10 yrds, pounding the rock, and Terrence Cody picking up the center and throwing him at Knowshon Moreno on every play, and when he gets a chance, bellyflopping on the pile before the whistle. And not throwing every pass to Julio, like we do whether he is open or not. I swear when Julio is open, JPW gets excited and would overthrow Manute Bol……This game has a chance to have its game changing moment in a Daniel Moore painting……since our last one was Prothro’s catch over a USM player…been too long…
If you have more than 4 Daniel Moore Paintings in a year=SEC Champions……….
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Sep 25, 2008 10:34 AM EDT reply actions
Blue-gray Sky has a great goodbye salute to Purdue’s outgoing coach.
by Sean F on Sep 25, 2008 10:44 AM EDT reply actions
Maybe Richt is happy because he can do the “one-stop shopping” at Dalton Carpets of GA.
by hobeg8r on Sep 25, 2008 10:47 AM EDT reply actions
If you need another reason why no one would want to play for Ron Prince, check this: 38 50-yard sprints at 3 am as the team plane arrived in Manhattan after allowing 38 points at Louisville. What a dick:
by Jimbo on Sep 25, 2008 10:48 AM EDT reply actions
Rickus, let me give you some free, unsolicited, legal advice:
Always bet on black.
by ya lawya on Sep 25, 2008 10:49 AM EDT reply actions
I am cute. I make cute comments and God loves me.
by Mark Richt on Sep 25, 2008 10:49 AM EDT reply actions
Biggus,
My friend, Alabama has been brainwashed, very much similar to what you would see in Clockwork Orange….
So I am taking Bama to win the bet, or win the game.
I dont think Georgia is a 7pt winner, unless its in OT again. If it comes down to Qb play, Georgia gets the nod. On the flip side….who has Georgia played? Arizona State? Squeaked by South Carolina? We aint South Carolina,brother…45 is the over….I dont see this as a barn burner….I see it like 17-13 either way…..I dont think either team will run wild, and I dont see either team torching each others secondary for long plays, or special teams scoring TD’s. Just a slugfest.
by Mr.Pelican Pants on Sep 25, 2008 10:52 AM EDT reply actions
AU-UT and SPUAT-UGA… Each stadium will be wishing for the other to collapse.
by NewAZTiger on Sep 25, 2008 10:54 AM EDT reply actions
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MPP, remember when you guys hired Saban and people were saying “give him 3-4 years and Bama will be competing for SEC championships”? You might want to stick with those expectations.
UGA 35-10
by PW on Sep 25, 2008 10:56 AM EDT reply actions
MPP,
I see it like this: Georgia has put together four sort of workmanlike performances against some overmatched teams. Now they have a top 10 opponent coming in for a night game. There’s the blackout and Gameday on hand to charge up the fans and the team will come out jacked up. Meanwhile, Alabama will be facing their first true test in that environment with a fairly young team. I also think Georgia matches up well since their biggest defensive strength counters Bama’s biggest offensive strength.
I’m actually a lot more worried about the team coming out completely flat in two weeks and laying another egg against Tennessee.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 25, 2008 11:13 AM EDT reply actions
I’m not buying Georgia winning by more than 7… They didn’t off ASU until late, and thats a BAD ASU team… USCe had them reeling, and again, thats a BAD football team (beat Wofford 21-10…. WOFFORD!!!)…
’Bama have outright slaughtered their two big-boy opponents thus far…
by beckett929 on Sep 25, 2008 11:14 AM EDT reply actions
@ #4 yoyofutbawl -
Actually, I meant Zombie-fied King George the III, but what the hell, why not George of the Jungle. It’ll be an orgy of George-y rage.
by That 5.0 Guy on Sep 25, 2008 11:17 AM EDT reply actions
To steal PB’s theme: If there is one thing that Mark Richt does, it’s lose (big) football games (at home).
1. it’s richt, 2. it’s big, 3. it’s at home /.: goodbye smugness
by Der Schatten on Sep 25, 2008 11:41 AM EDT reply actions
I love the over-confidence factor in this game. The black out and the -7.5 line are all getting to the dogs. Even Richt is just too playful this week. It’s almost as if they are taking us too lightly.
On Monday I felt we weren’t ready and UGA would win this game by 6. As the game gets closer, I like our chances more and more. Keep talking Richt! Bama 25 Dogs 21.
by The Snake will Drive Again! on Sep 25, 2008 11:46 AM EDT reply actions
Beckett@#25, I’m confused — Georgia “didn’t off ASU until late”? We had a 21-3 lead going into halftime and had already completely shut down their running game. As for the “two big-boy opponents” Alabama has “slaughtered,” Clemson is a slightly-tall-for-his-age pre-teen at best, while Arkansas is clearly sitting at the BCS-conference kiddie table and will be for the rest of the season.
by Doug on Sep 25, 2008 11:48 AM EDT reply actions
Clausen’s gonna have to scalp himself by the end of the season.
by Timugen on Sep 25, 2008 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
The Snake will Drive Again,
Yes, they’re doing a blackout because they’re taking the game lightly. Just like in their somnambulant turns against Auburn and Hawaii last year.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 25, 2008 11:54 AM EDT reply actions
yoyo @ #4: Terrance Cody would play Shep. Obviously.
by SpartanDan on Sep 25, 2008 12:06 PM EDT reply actions
Clausen looks like one of David Bowie’s minions from Labyrinth.
Roll Taaaaaaahhhhd!!!
by CrimsonCommodore on Sep 25, 2008 12:11 PM EDT reply actions
How impressive was it to “slaughter” Clemson when Bowden inexplicably refused to give the ball to his Thunder & Lightning RB’s?
And, he may be the new Evil Richt, but he still doesn’t go for scores late in already-decided games, as evidenced Sat. night (damn it).
by NRBQ on Sep 25, 2008 12:39 PM EDT reply actions
I stand by my statement – Jimmy Clausen will be combing his hair with a wash cloth, sooner than later. Maybe before he leaves ND.
by Crabapple Buck on Sep 25, 2008 12:43 PM EDT reply actions
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Here’s why Bowden couldn’t/didn’t get it to Spiller/James more. After A) getting swallowed whole by Cody, it was apparent the middle wasn’t going to work, B) after testing the edges, he realized that REALLY wasn’t going to work, C) he looked up and realized that it was already 24-3, and D) Spiller, the homerun threat, operates on getting the ball in space. With no time to pass, no sucess running, special teams was about it.
That’s called defense son!
by Der Schatten on Sep 25, 2008 12:43 PM EDT reply actions
Is it just me, or are Alabama fans especially delusional this year? Even moreso than last year? I heard a caller on Finebaum wax poetic about Javier Arenas being the best defensive back in the country, and how Alabama has the best linebacking corp in the nation. Oh, and Ingram is a better back than Knowshon! Now that’s some good crazy.
We’ll see how it pans out once Alabama gets hit in the mouth for the first time this season. But, one thing’s for certain: if UGA whips their ass, we’ll get a huge lecture from the Bammers on “class,” “tradition,” and other non sequitors. Like my grandmom, their program can barely chew their food. But, they have just enough “moxie” to highlight passages in an Emily Post etiquette book flipping out because you didn’t “keep your elbows off the table” or some shit.
I still love Birmingham, though.
by Charles on Sep 25, 2008 1:38 PM EDT reply actions
Thanks, Dad!
But 6 carries for Davis and 2 for Spiller still = inexplicable.
by NRBQ on Sep 25, 2008 1:40 PM EDT reply actions
Charles – any Alabama fan that calls into Finebaum is certifiable and delusional. That we can agree.
Biggus – weren’t the previous blackout games surprises; last second type of decisions? Not sure announcing it a week in advance will have the same effect. It has however created some interesting banter from both camps.
by The Snake will Drive Again! on Sep 25, 2008 1:44 PM EDT reply actions
The first one was a bit of a surprise, at least the team coming out in the jersies. The fans were told to wear black and everyone assumed the team would come out in black too. In the Sugar Bowl it wasn’t a surprise at all.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 25, 2008 2:00 PM EDT reply actions
I’m puzzled by how the talented and dangerous teams (especially the ones so many scary miles away!!!) on a given team’s preseason schedule magically morph into horrible and overrated the week after the whipping.
by Because They Can on Sep 25, 2008 2:06 PM EDT reply actions
@ 38. Well, if it were explicable, he wouldn’t be a Bowden.
by Der Schatten on Sep 25, 2008 2:27 PM EDT reply actions
@27
Are you referring to the last time we played a ranked team from Alabama at home?
Or maybe the last time we played a ranked Saban-coached team at home?
by Will on Sep 25, 2008 2:28 PM EDT reply actions
The funny thing is that Bama fans are making more of a deal about the blackout than any Georgia fans. So tell me: who’s in whose head?
by watcher16 on Sep 25, 2008 2:57 PM EDT reply actions
You are all reading way too much into this game.
UGA wins by 4 because their QB is better. E
Even if Bama controls the LOS, johnparkerwilson won’t make the plays it takes to overcome the crowd.
ROW taahd.
by Kecalf Bailey on Sep 25, 2008 3:12 PM EDT reply actions
Will -
The last time UGA played a ranked Bama at home UGA wore it 31-0. The time before that they let Mike Shula beat them (although I’m only guessing that the ’85 team was ranked at the time).
by rtr on Sep 25, 2008 3:29 PM EDT reply actions
I don’t think Bama is man enough to win this game.
by Pat Dye on Sep 25, 2008 3:32 PM EDT reply actions
rtr-
I said a ranked team from Alabama, not a ranked Bama.
by Will on Sep 26, 2008 2:42 PM EDT reply actions

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