SINISTER COLLEGE FOOTBALL STRATEGIES, PT. 28320
When losing by 27 points, remember: untie their shoes! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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1
sb says:
The UT version of storming the field after a score? Get Florida… one shoelace at a time…
Add to that the shutting down of the visitor’s locker room air conditioning and they had Florida in a real pickle.
September 24th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
2
URBN G8R says:
Perhaps the very infrequent playing of Rocky Top in Neyland was also part of the plot. (”The Gators have been playing Rocky Top down in Gainesville all week. Let’s find a Reverse-Psychology student to tell us what to do.”)
September 24th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
3
Holly says:
Still a better strategy than having Crompton throw downfield. Or anywhere.
[curls up in nearest corner, whimpering]
September 24th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
4
NewAZTiger says:
That is what makes SEC football great, and is why Auburn is going to Velcro Cleats this week.
September 24th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
5
Oops Pow Surprise says:
This was retaliation for the scorching titty twisters the Gators had been giving out all day long.
September 24th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
6
blon says:
Now that is an outstanding photo.
September 24th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
7
Der Schatten says:
New Az: Velcro cleats will match your wallets.
September 24th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
8
DC Trojan says:
The sad thing is, he was trying to tie the Gator’s shoelaces together, but that went about as well as every other offensive scheme Saturday.
September 24th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
9
crimson daddy says:
It was painfully obvious that Tennessee players can not play football and tie anyone’s shoes.
September 24th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
10
crimson daddy says:
…..at the same time.
September 24th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
11
Snowedin'Bama says:
is this really Fulmer and Clawson’s new offensive scheme in action? CAn you imagine: Crompton doin’ that to Terrence Cody, only to have Cody fall on him? Oh, Vols fans might support that. Damn my big thinking out loud.
September 24th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
12
CincySooner says:
#8
yep… the way things were going, there was a good chance that Tennessee player would have wound up with the shoelaces tied through his facemask.
UT player: “hahaha lets see you run around me now!!”
FLA player: “ok… (kicks face)”
September 24th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
13
ThreenOut says:
The Vols weren’t cheap just there.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_h6ntj4r5Te8/SNj0erxVSYI/AAAAAAAAAPE/vbaetbWU-Ow/s1600/TEBOW.bmp
September 24th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
14
hlh says:
Maybe they should just play more games with PAC-10 refs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOdupo_2bMs
Calls for “jumping” and “tripping”? And they miss this? Even after the review to ascertain the call on the field, they miss this?
September 24th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
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Doug says:
Crimson Daddy @#9/10: Do you really think that Crompton knows how to tie shoes at all, though? His or anyone else’s?
September 24th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
16
sb says:
…and what about Tebow’s picture taped to the walls all over the weight-room? What kind of motivation did that inspire? Obviously not one beneficial to UT.
September 24th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
Josh McNeil’s just practicing for his 9AM T-TH class, Intermediate Shoelace Tying – Theory & Application of Double Knots. 3 credit hours. Profesor – Slipknot Hitch.
September 24th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
18
sandman227 says:
Der Schatten: outstanding
September 24th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
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Bamaleg says:
At first I thought it had been photoshopped and then I thought maybe that lineman’s hands really are that clean and small. Then I thought what difference does it make cause we are making fun of tennessee which is a great way to pass the day waiting for Saturday night.
September 24th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
20
Vol says:
Damn son of a fuckin’ fuck. When does basketball season start??
September 24th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
21
Aqua says:
Ain’t no shoelaces in Rocky Top
September 24th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
22
Old Ducker says:
Another SEC defensive scheme unveiled. I hope Nick Aliotti is watching.
September 24th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
23
Dr.Ed PHDxyz says:
They are coming to AU this weekend, better tie some good knots. That’s one of the best photos I’ve ever seen.
September 25th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
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bubba says:
His defense for this offense? He thought he was tying his own shoe.
September 25th, 2008 at 4:21 pm