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CURIOUS INDEX, 9/24/2008

Well, really, who does? NOLA.com tells us what you might have suspected all along: that Les Miles, a risk-taker at heart, doesn't mind assuming the position Dennis Miller once described as "feeling like Dick Crippen at the helm of the Space Shuttle."

He'll go for two and call trick plays, too, which means whatever your sick little minds want it to.

Future Academic All-Americans, stand up. Washingon linebacker Mason Foster got the semester off to a roaring start:

“Oh, man, yeah, I forgot about that. I like school. It’s cool. UW is a beautiful campus, but it just kind of changes up your schedule, so you have to focus and get your work done or you’re going to be in trouble. It’s cool though.”

We'd make fun of him if we hadn't done the same thing as an undergrad thanks to a crippling Beastmaster marathon and a 12 pack of Honey Brown in 1995. Damn your endlessly fascinating movies, Turner Broadcasting. Damn them to hell.

Duke ist ein oberdog. Duke will be favored over Virginia this weekend, the first time Duke has been the favorite by the odds since their 2002 game versus North Carolina. (They lost.)
Al Groh's now quantifiably terrible according to college football futures traders SELL SELL SELL.

That'll sound great in a wrongful death suit, sure. George O'Leary has a long and pained history of pushing players past their limits, an oral history presented in cringe-inducing fashion in the Orlando Sentinel. Detail:

So McNealy, then an 18-year-old redshirt freshman, sat down on the machine, his back angled toward the ground. He recalls O'Leary above him, yelling, "Push the weight! Push the weight!"

McNealy tried -- and then blacked out. The weight crashed down and pushed McNealy's knees into his chest. "I heard guys saying that they saw me turn blue," McNealy said. "They said they heard the air just go out of me."

This comes, shockingly enough, in the midst of a public and extended spat between O'Leary and the Sentinel over the paper's coverage of the death of UCF player Ereck Plancher in drills this offseason. We're sure this piece would have been exactly the same had O'Leary played ball with the paper in the months following the incident.

Shocking tales of objectively evaluated realities. Syracuse AD Dr. Daryl Gross says the obvious in public, meaning he must be a highly paid public official:

"It isn't working out," Gross said of Robinson. "It's very disappointing ... He has some work to do out in front of him."

Like cleaning out his office, because he is terrible: 2-22 in the Big East in his three seasons at Syracuse overall, and most of them in embarrassing, head-up-ass fashion. (The 2006 Iowa/Syracuse game ended with the most pathetic display of goal-line offense ever, so putrid that every male watching it suffered erectile dysfunction for days afterward.)

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Duke are favoured…. in a football game…. can someone please confirm theres a rule that keeps them from making the ACC title game???

by beckett929 on Sep 24, 2008 9:43 AM EDT reply actions  

yep… he well was overdue for a good GERG-ing.

so does he get fired right away, or does the AD hold his impending doom over his head Sword-of-Damocles style?

by CincySooner on Sep 24, 2008 9:43 AM EDT reply actions  

That Iowa-Syracuse game cured my priopism!

by Crabapple Buck on Sep 24, 2008 9:58 AM EDT reply actions  

“The 2006 Iowa/Syracuse game ended with the most pathetic display of goal-line offense ever”

Ah, but to listen to Hawkeyes you’d think it was Bama-PSU in 1979; forgetting two things, of course: A) It’s freaking Syracuse, and B) it’s freaking Iowa. The mention of either should induce erectile dysfunction or at the least somnolence.

by Der Schatten on Sep 24, 2008 10:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Yes, I refused to go to Rice because they didn’t have sororities and Stanford because I felt the stores were inadequate in Palo Alto. My mother was so proud: She threatened to leave me in Waco for four years.

Leave Mason Foster alone.

by blon on Sep 24, 2008 10:11 AM EDT reply actions  

I have been chaste since the Auburn/Mississippi State game.

/celibacy (highly overrated btw) ends this weekend

by hlh on Sep 24, 2008 10:11 AM EDT reply actions  

It’ll be great to see Groh go back to the NFL as an assistant of some sort.

One down, two (at least) to go: Let’s get rid of Tedford and Weis ASAP also. I know there are others, but these three in particular were going to bring pro sets and decided tactical advantages to the poor rubes in falling all over themselves in D1 college footbal.

To quote Johnny: Good riddance to bad rubbish.

  1. - I’d say cocktails to you, sir, but it wouldn’t be appropriate, so HT!

by OhioDawg on Sep 24, 2008 10:13 AM EDT reply actions  

For Duke? I think you meant “eine”, not “ein”.

by meatybob on Sep 24, 2008 10:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Duke by SIX AND A HALF??

This is like that old “Bizarro World” sketch on Saturday Night Live in the 80s. “Of course Duke am favored to win football game. Duke is best team ever!”

by Brewdog on Sep 24, 2008 10:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Orson,

can we get LSUFreek on properly using the ten second span starting at the 40 mark of the youtube video of Alabama assistant coach Kirby Smart’s fun filled statements. Someone has to find the humor of watching the entire team bow as Saban walks past them.

by vandydores04 on Sep 24, 2008 10:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Syracuse/Iowa Football makes the baby Jesus cry.

by ThreenOut on Sep 24, 2008 10:29 AM EDT reply actions  

blon—

dance party takes away waco!

by PW on Sep 24, 2008 10:55 AM EDT reply actions  

Duke, “are” favored? Good luck with the GMAT.

All hail King Cutcliffe. The reign of terror will not end until the other alma mater is facing Wake Forest in the ACCCG.

Oh, and I would be lying if I did not add that it warms my cold, evil heart to see the Duke football, “renaissance,” come directly at the expense of Tennessee.

Sometimes, good things happen to good people at the expense of the damned.

by Coop on Sep 24, 2008 10:56 AM EDT reply actions  

  1. must be English, having placed a “u” in “favored” and referring to a [singular] team as being plural. I watch Sky Sports News on FSC and they do this all the time.

Al Groh needs to do better on his deals with the devil next time.

by Raider Red on Sep 24, 2008 11:04 AM EDT reply actions  

So Washington’s players had nothing but football to worry about in getting ready to play BYU and Oklahoma at home? Wonder what had the coaches so distracted…pre-registration, parking decals?

by Mark on Sep 24, 2008 11:14 AM EDT reply actions  

There is pushing players to be the very best and then there’s O’Leary’s ideas on the subject. He crossed the line, and it seems to have happened more than once. I’d keep Robinson and send the moving van to O’Leary’s house.

by blon on Sep 24, 2008 11:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Raider Red @ 14 – if I may remove my naturalized citizen hat (a cap from the Nahunta Pork Outlet, fwiw) for a moment, it was our language first and if we want to use a plural verb to refer to a collective, we shall feel free so to do. The former glory is long gone, except for the stolen relics in our museums, so have a heart, eh?

by DC Trojan on Sep 24, 2008 11:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Good Lord Holly, Your fans are in meltdown mode on Rivals.

http://tennessee.rivals.com/forum.asp?fid=2251

by Saban has Laser Eyes on Sep 24, 2008 11:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Laser Eye Saban—

It asked for my credit card number, which begs the question: do people actually pay to talk about Tennessee football with one another? Do they not know about this fine site (EDSBS)?

by PW on Sep 24, 2008 11:55 AM EDT reply actions  

DC Trojan @ 17,

Its our language now. We wont stop debasing it until every last vestige of French is wiped out. In the future we will all communicate in sound bite/text message size increments entirely in acronyms and emoticons. Its going to be wonderful!

by tzubear on Sep 24, 2008 12:12 PM EDT reply actions  

PW,
There’s a sucker born every minute…or whatever that saying happens to be.

Yes, people even pay to talk about Duke and Texas A&M.

by blon on Sep 24, 2008 12:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Blon

I suddenly feel a lot more confident about my chances of becoming a Mensa member.

by PW on Sep 24, 2008 12:24 PM EDT reply actions  

@18—Happens to the best of us. (Clearly.) But Knoxvull is, as you know, particularly pitchfork-and-torch-happy to begin with.

by Holly on Sep 24, 2008 1:13 PM EDT reply actions  

tzubear @ 20 – Don’t I know it. A friend who is a more recent arrival from the sceptered isle nearly cracked when I referred to “British English.” But that’s the reality, even if the pasty ones don’t want to make it E-Z to pass thru into the nite, lunguistically speaking.

by DC Trojan on Sep 24, 2008 1:51 PM EDT reply actions  

To clarify, it’s the first time Duke has been favored in a CONFERENCE game since 2002. They were 2.5-point favorites in the last game against Navy, and they covered, the first time they covered as a favorite since I think 1996.

by Bonesy on Sep 24, 2008 1:52 PM EDT reply actions  

People pay to talk about Duke sports? You mean basketball, right? Why would they pay to talk football? Prehaps they got a medical degree and are looking for write offs. I will say that UT must be looking at Cutliff with tear filled eyes. How well will the “Clawfense” fare against AU’s defense? Not very well, methinks.

by shane #1 on Sep 24, 2008 4:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep, Ole Les sure can get them up and call those plays that sure seem to work. I’ll give him credit for that. But we’ve probably seen the last 2 loss NC for a while. Maybe they’ll win another one this year. This Auburn fan has goten a double dose of Les’ s Magic !! But, I’ve always been told, if you dance around the fire long enough sooner or later you’re going to get burned.We sure have.

by Dr.Ed PHDxyz on Sep 24, 2008 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Re: George O’Leary, I played for him at GT, and was present for one of the controversial incidents… Personally, I think he’s a good coach that’s made some poor PR moves, but he’s done nothing that merits firing. He demands high performance from his players and is old school when he doesn’t get it.

And Dustin Vaitekunas is a puss. He lay there and cried after getting knocked down by guys nowhere near his size (6’7" 300+ lbs). Everyone was disgusted.

by ReckBeau on Sep 24, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Orson -

He felt like the longtime sports director at Channel 8 in Tampa, flying the Space Shuttle?

by JD on Sep 24, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

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