Comments on: BLOGTOBERFEST: SHOCKINGLY EARLY EDITION

By: Walter FTW

Walter FTW — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 16:13:39 +0000

My brother’s actually attending the Bush School because American’s school of foreign policy couldn’t cough up a scholarship. The place is very Cold War nostalgia-ey, and this is offensive to my brother’s effete neoconservative palate.

By: Matt Jonsing

Matt Jonsing — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 13:46:56 +0000

Gus,

That’s a damn frightening game for my hogs coming up with Tulsa. Unfortunately, I’m not sure we’re much better than the teams TU has already played. I doubt you’ll see Ole Piss schedule any teams from the Sooner state just to be sure Malzahn doesn’t sneak down there.

Good luck with the rest of the year. Except, you know, on Nov.1

By: meatybob

meatybob — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 02:48:25 +0000

As an OU fan, you actually called somebody else in the universe slightly dim. Um, hello? Isn’t OU under the category “slack” in the US News rankings?

By: GusThe Offensive Keymaster

GusThe Offensive Keymaster — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 22:25:32 +0000

Hey Matt Jonsing,

Tulsa comes to Fayetteville soon enough this year to see how prolific TU’s offense is against the Hogs.

No wonder Nutt ran to Ole Miss. Can you imagine Malzahn taking Nutt on?

That would be Fugly for El Dorko.

Don’t look for Ole Miss to add Tulsa to their schedule until they fire Nutt sometime in the next three years

By: GoalieLax

GoalieLax — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 19:22:32 +0000

and the answer to the question of when Dr. Saturday’s new blog jumps the shark is Sept 24th 2008

By: blon

blon — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:04:09 +0000

I had lunch with a good friend on Saturday who happens to be a philosophy professor at a large, prestigious university. (So, she is credible and she isn’t making this up.) She told me that Texas A&M has an excellent women’s studies program.

By: BDoc

BDoc — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:57:25 +0000

I imagine that after the SEC champ is crowned you’ll be able to tweak a few more Big Tymers lines to fit the situation. Something like: “Yo, f#ck being a Trojan, we’re the Kings of the South. The SEC champs stick the gag in ya mouth”.

By: Der Schatten

Der Schatten — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:40:11 +0000

Irrespective of whatever else is posted, ever, about the entire freaking state of Oklahoma, the Tornado has just earned a triumph around Lincoln on a John Deere, surrounded by throngs of loving -if slightly dim- Husker fans, and a small child dressed as Lil’ Red whispering in his ear, “You are mortal, and Lawrence Phillips would like to show you how.”

By: Matt Jonsing

Matt Jonsing — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:39:20 +0000

Tulsa’s schedule:

UAB (1-3), North Texas (0-3), New Mexico (1-3 and lost to TA&M).

I’m pretty sure my sister’s dick could put up similar numbers against those teams.

By: Albino Tornado

Albino Tornado — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:27:23 +0000

Another former Husker RB from Southern California — who wore #1 to boot — has some upcoming legal issues. Of the First Degree Murder variety.

http://www.omaha.com/index.php?u_page=2798&u_sid=10441695

I couldn’t be prouder.

*head asplodes*

By: Straight Into Crompton

Straight Into Crompton — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:13:25 +0000

9 carries for Moody? That’s 9 too many for me in that game.

By: Albino Tornado

Albino Tornado — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:11:36 +0000

The next time a Dirt Burglar claims someone else was cheatin’ and that ain’t fahr, may the Forces of Irony cause lightning to strike him dead.

Especially if he’s dressed up like a Midwestern Golf Prick.

By: scalz1

scalz1 — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:09:40 +0000

Cash money related story -
A co worker wanted a personalized license plate that said #1 stunna. However, plates in Florida can only have 7 characters. He ended up with: #1stuna.

He was the S-Tuna from that day on.