THIS IS MY HELMET, THIS IS MY GUN.

by Orson on Sep 22, 2008 10:25 AM EDT

Anthony Reddick's list of things to do with a helmet:

--Swing at an opponent in brawl: check.
--Wear during sex: check.
--Have girl wear during sex: check.
--Fill with tasty cheese dip and eat from at party: check.
--Wear during game the following week and curse lingering scent of melted cheddar: double check.
--Put on backwards and drive down I-95 for one mile without looking on dare: check.
--Embed in chest of Texas A&M wide receiver: COSTCO VALUEPACK-SIZED CHECK.

(HT: Lt Winslow and The Great Barstoolio.)

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MOMMY!!!!

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 22, 2008 10:44 AM EDT reply actions

It’s official: At DA U, hitting a field goal in the fourth is ‘running up the score’, but leading with the helmet? All class, baby.

by Not You on Sep 22, 2008 10:53 AM EDT reply actions

Miami’s recent failures in college football, while certainly delightful, have made me forget about how much I hate that school.

by haybeav on Sep 22, 2008 11:08 AM EDT reply actions

anyone who uses his football hat like this is either 1. headed toward the emergency room with a broken neck or 2.using the most dense part of his body

I am voting for no. 2 here

by InsaneCoachPosse on Sep 22, 2008 11:15 AM EDT reply actions

Brain cells are overrated anyway.

by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 22, 2008 11:24 AM EDT reply actions

Da U ain’t nothin’ ta fuck wit’.

for realz.

God, I feel dirty for even thinking that.

by That 5.0 Guy on Sep 22, 2008 11:26 AM EDT reply actions

I watched the whole thing from beginning to end. I just wanted to cry. The defense just fell apart.

by blon on Sep 22, 2008 11:35 AM EDT reply actions

7 as an aggie or Miami fan?

Neither defenses were anything to write home about sadly.

by ThreenOut on Sep 22, 2008 11:59 AM EDT reply actions

I’m a UT (Texas) grad but follow A&M due to family obligations. It was a very sad day for the A&M defense. That one touchdown…the Thug U receiver could have picked up a paper and read the sports section waiting for that pass in the end zone. No one, and I mean absolutely no one, was around. Blown coverage doesn’t even start to describe that scene.

Back to the drawing board for Kines and company. Literally.

by blon on Sep 22, 2008 12:19 PM EDT reply actions

Fun fact: Anthony Reddick is fond of yelling “Charles NOOO! Get out my helmet!” whenever wielding it a form of destruction.

by Rawk on Sep 22, 2008 12:29 PM EDT reply actions

What happens when two former players from Da U collide?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4irDM7VFXlw

by haybeav on Sep 22, 2008 12:40 PM EDT reply actions

He got back up though. I guess Orson is right, you can’t kill the ’Canes.

by meatybob on Sep 22, 2008 12:57 PM EDT reply actions

I didn’t watch the game. Did the ref throw a flag on that hit? That’s da U that I have come to know – and hate.

by hobeg8r on Sep 22, 2008 1:58 PM EDT reply actions

This is my helmet, this is my spear.
This is for fighting, this is for … fighting.

by NativeSon on Sep 22, 2008 4:45 PM EDT reply actions

Funny that a Texas fan still insists the Canes are all thugs. I believe that it is your very own Vince Young who is so insane that he quit on his team, cried on the field and has gone AWOL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9cRWs0RLto

by Starks on Sep 23, 2008 11:34 AM EDT reply actions