THIS IS MY HELMET, THIS IS MY GUN.
Anthony Reddick’s list of things to do with a helmet:
–Swing at an opponent in brawl: check.
–Wear during sex: check.
–Have girl wear during sex: check.
–Fill with tasty cheese dip and eat from at party: check.
–Wear during game the following week and curse lingering scent of melted cheddar: double check.
–Put on backwards and drive down I-95 for one mile without looking on dare: check.
–Embed in chest of Texas A&M wide receiver: COSTCO VALUEPACK-SIZED CHECK.
(HT: Lt Winslow and The Great Barstoolio.)
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WhiteSpeedReceiver says:
MOMMY!!!!
September 22nd, 2008 at 9:44 am
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Not You says:
It’s official: At DA U, hitting a field goal in the fourth is ‘running up the score’, but leading with the helmet? All class, baby.
September 22nd, 2008 at 9:53 am
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haybeav says:
Miami’s recent failures in college football, while certainly delightful, have made me forget about how much I hate that school.
September 22nd, 2008 at 10:08 am
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InsaneCoachPosse says:
anyone who uses his football hat like this is either 1. headed toward the emergency room with a broken neck or 2.using the most dense part of his body
I am voting for no. 2 here
September 22nd, 2008 at 10:15 am
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BurritoBrosShits says:
Brain cells are overrated anyway.
September 22nd, 2008 at 10:24 am
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That 5.0 Guy says:
Da U ain’t nothin’ ta fuck wit’.
for realz.
God, I feel dirty for even thinking that.
September 22nd, 2008 at 10:26 am
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blon says:
I watched the whole thing from beginning to end. I just wanted to cry. The defense just fell apart.
September 22nd, 2008 at 10:35 am
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ThreenOut says:
7 as an aggie or Miami fan?
Neither defenses were anything to write home about sadly.
September 22nd, 2008 at 10:59 am
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blon says:
I’m a UT (Texas) grad but follow A&M due to family obligations. It was a very sad day for the A&M defense. That one touchdown…the Thug U receiver could have picked up a paper and read the sports section waiting for that pass in the end zone. No one, and I mean absolutely no one, was around. Blown coverage doesn’t even start to describe that scene.
Back to the drawing board for Kines and company. Literally.
September 22nd, 2008 at 11:19 am
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Rawk says:
Fun fact: Anthony Reddick is fond of yelling “Charles NOOO! Get out my helmet!” whenever wielding it a form of destruction.
September 22nd, 2008 at 11:29 am
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haybeav says:
What happens when two former players from Da U collide?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4irDM7VFXlw
September 22nd, 2008 at 11:40 am
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meatybob says:
He got back up though. I guess Orson is right, you can’t kill the ‘Canes.
September 22nd, 2008 at 11:57 am
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hobeg8r says:
I didn’t watch the game. Did the ref throw a flag on that hit? That’s da U that I have come to know – and hate.
September 22nd, 2008 at 12:58 pm
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NativeSon says:
This is my helmet, this is my spear.
This is for fighting, this is for … fighting.
September 22nd, 2008 at 3:45 pm
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Starks says:
Funny that a Texas fan still insists the Canes are all thugs. I believe that it is your very own Vince Young who is so insane that he quit on his team, cried on the field and has gone AWOL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9cRWs0RLto
September 23rd, 2008 at 10:34 am