This week’s draft is below. Sense, this makes none.

Rank Team Delta
1 Southern Cal —
2 Georgia 1
3 LSU 7
4 Florida —
5 Oklahoma 3
6 Penn State 1
7 Missouri 1
8 Alabama 4
9 Wake Forest 5
10 Brigham Young 3
11 South Florida —
12 Texas 3
13 Texas Tech 2
14 Auburn 5
15 Ohio State 1
16 Oklahoma State 6
17 Wisconsin 9
18 Kansas —
19 Utah 2
20 Boise State 6
21 TCU 4
22 Fresno State 4
23 Nebraska 1
24 Vanderbilt 2
25 Georgia Tech 1

Dropped Out: East Carolina (#13), Oregon (#17), West Virginia (#20), Clemson (#23).

Ya Bully Rah for: LSU, Alabama, and Wake Forest, who all look intimidating in their own weird ways. LSU: Bold, aromatic talent; Alabama, formidable body and flavor throughout; Wake Forest, the economy pick for the smart consumer.

BOO’ins for: East Carolina, who we may mercifully drop, Oregon, WVU, and Clemson. Double boos for Oklahoma State and Texas Tech, who are both probably too high for any sense to really justify, but points pretty things exploding Big 12 cupcake illusory BOOM YEAH.

The rest: is gibberish, but you’re damn right that’s Vanderbilt down there.