THE KILLER EYEBROW WANTS HIS COOKIES ON THE PLATE
Perhaps you expected something else but I am a man of unexpected expectations. Intrigue is my game. If you expected sexy pictures, you obviously think I'll have the rap to go with it, the lines, the flow, the standard tired pitch to try to unlock the cookie jar in your pants.
I don't want to break into any cookie jars, woman. I want you to serve them to me on a plate.
You're not ready, but here it comes anyway. BAM! Arched eyebrow comin' atcha.
There's other men with six pack abs and killer cuts around, I know: it's a football team. There's plenty of high-grade man-meat to go around. But that arched eyebrow? There's cloak and dagger in that, lady. There's private jets and shadowy affairs in there. There's a tiger in a business suit driving a Maybach 140 miles an hour on freeway on the way to an assasination attempt in that arched eyebrow.
You know what else is in that eyebrow? A man unafraid to show up buck naked outside your door with a bottle of Andre Cold Duck, some discounted day-old supermarket sushi, and his trusty Sidekick in that arched eyebrow.
Feel it. Don't be afraid. It might kill, but like a vampire's bite, it definitely won't hurt.
[/sentfrommysidekickoutsideyourdoornakedopenplzitsgettingchillyplzhurrythx]
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It would be even more impressive if he were to arch that little cop mustache that he’s rocking, at the same time.
by DC Trojan on Sep 19, 2008 11:38 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
RichRod is truly making his mark on this (once?) proud program.
Javon Ringer will preview the train he will run on UM by putting up 180 on the Irish tomorrow…see you soon!
by spartymike on Sep 19, 2008 11:41 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess we know who Marques Slocum gave his f**k lion to.
by SMK on Sep 19, 2008 11:47 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
@SMK – does that thing get handed down like a legacy key or something?
by GamecockTony on Sep 19, 2008 12:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That is clearly a gold block ‘M’ on a black field, which of course, means this is from Missouri.
/wishful thinking
by Anon on Sep 19, 2008 12:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks. At least three people wandered by my office and gave the 1.5 second glance to what surely looks like a little gay.com surf action.
by Bobby Decatur on Sep 19, 2008 12:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone needs to care of the f—k lion. This guy looks like he can handle it.
by Digital Headbutt on Sep 19, 2008 12:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s a proven fact, the best time to take a picture of you flexed abdominal muscles is immediately following a nice, healthy colon evacuation.
Judging by the abs on this fine specimen of Michigan football, his evacuation looked something like Galveston the previous week – a long, slow and painful but once is was all over, the result was a complete vacancy.
by vegas_buckeye on Sep 19, 2008 12:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He needs a Clemson MILF.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3170/2693065112_48da7ae231.jpg?v=0
by John on Sep 19, 2008 12:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Looks like Carltons been working out again. Does the Fresh Prince play receiver?
Too bad….he suffers, like the rest of Michigan football, from the Tarzan syndrome…….
Built like Tarzan, play like Jane…….
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Sep 19, 2008 12:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Boys, write this one down. Women are NOT impressed when you send naked photos of yourself. Your chances of getting turned down increase exponentially.
by blon on Sep 19, 2008 12:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Just when this place can get no gayer…
by AlanInDC on Sep 19, 2008 12:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
@ 2
Only 180? After watching McGuffie run wild through portions of UM-ND I’m fully prepared for a 300 yard day for Ringer… I’ve always had MSU as one of ND’s sure losses this year.
by PAK on Sep 19, 2008 12:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard.
by sonofsamford on Sep 19, 2008 12:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The only advice I’ve given my younger relative that plays CF is this:
For God’s sake, please, please, please do not ever get a write up on EDSBS. Because if I see your name there, you have done one of the following:
been arrested
said or done something so stupid (see Tenn. Intercourse Hero) that your entire family plans to write you completely out of the will
have a very stupid hobby (see Louisville QB)
or you have taken a naked photo of yourself and it has ended up on the web (see above and Wake Forest QB)
by blon on Sep 19, 2008 1:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
@2 and 15 – It’s Michigan State at home against Notre Dame…they never win that game. The only suspense is in what crushing, fan-deflating manner MSU blows it. I can’t wait!
by Edsall is God on Sep 19, 2008 1:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ladies, Smoove B would like to ball you discreetly. However, he will order your favorite dish from Zanzibar without delay, if that’s what it takes.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 19, 2008 1:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
@ #13…don’t discourage the young men…while it may increase their chances of getting turned down…it also increases our entertainment on this site…immensely.
Frankly, Mr. Robinson is not hurting my eyes at all with that photo. The fact that he was born when I was already in law school does make me feel a bit pervy, but…oh well.
(And yes…I’m a woman.)
by zzgator on Sep 19, 2008 2:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That is, without a doubt, Michigan’s Terrence Robinson:
http://vmedia.rivals.com/IMAGES/PROSPECT/PHOTO/TERRENCEROBINSON6_7150.JPG
Don’t ask me why I’m so familiar with his face. You don’t want to know.
by chitownblue on Sep 19, 2008 2:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What Michigan lacks on the field it more than makes up for in homo-erotic locker room behavior.
35-17!!!!
And yes, I’m pretty worried about tomorrow. Ringer is nasty, but MSU’s D is for shit, and Clausen does not look like his brothers.
by Wooderson on Sep 19, 2008 2:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
@22
Your team is bad and had another bad team hand a game over to you that they should have won, especially according to the stats.
You are no better than Michigan, if not worse. Clausen’s “coming out party” saw him get outperformed by Steven freaking Threet. I have no doubt that Ringer will put up at least 200 on the Irish D.
As for the picture, yeah thats pretty much all Robinson has to do given he’s been injured since just before the first game of the season. We should see what he looks like on the field against Wisconsin or Illinois, he was expected to get a fair bit of playing time prior to the season.
by Possum on Sep 19, 2008 3:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Listening to the 80s channel on XM…and this came on. Goes with the photo, don’t you think?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTpUIW4oQ2E
Great song.
by blon on Sep 19, 2008 3:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
@23
So you’re saying the better team lost? Typical Michigan coping mechanism.
The only stats that matter when it’s all said and done is the score. Just ask ASU (not Appalachian State) about offensive stats and how much they matter.
by reggie bush's impala on Sep 19, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
@25
Theres a difference in rubbing in the fact that a team won and trying to make it sound like the team played well in a win, or that the other team didn’t. I’m not trying to make excuses for Michigan, so don’t put words in my mouth, I’m simply saying ND looked like the worse of the two teams but still managed to be handed a win.
Don’t tell me ND looked good in that game, they didn’t, plain and simple they looked bad, he is in no position to be talking trash.
by Possum on Sep 19, 2008 5:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That’s not Possum, it’s Bo Schembechler pecking away at a laptop in hell.
Check his fingers for rings … if he doesn’t have any, that confirms it’s Bo.
Win, lose or draw, Michigan is always the better team. Because Bo said so.
That attitude is exactly why Bo was able to do so little with so much. And that mindset is why so many ignorant people exalt a man who never won a national championship and won the Rose Bowl with about the same regularity as Amy Winehouse staying on the wagon.
by CJC on Sep 19, 2008 5:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“So youre saying the better team lost? "
“I’m simply saying ND looked like the worse of the two teams…”
Please stop embarassing us.
by The University of Michigan Faculty on Sep 19, 2008 7:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
@ 27
That has to be the funniest but true thing I’ve ever read on EDSBS.
by Uncle Rico on Sep 20, 2008 1:01 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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