Comments on: HATE HATE HATE: THREATS, CONT’D

By: Brizzle

Brizzle — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 08:42:11 +0000

I’ll make you travel back in time and be a starting d-lineman for Nebraska against USC last year.

By: dogtown gator

dogtown gator — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 02:45:23 +0000

Motherfuck. I was literally just rear-ended by some fuckhead named Heath S.

Unreal. There goes a $500 deductible. Vols, watch out for a Lawrence W to nail you in a head-on collision.

Fuckatash.

By: Studley

Studley — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 22:46:39 +0000

I LOVE THIS! It somewhat salvages a less than stellar Hate Week. But then again, topping last year’s masterpiece was going to be a major chore, at best.

By: WarCardinals

WarCardinals — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 22:00:03 +0000

@ meatybob

I’ll let you just hate yourself enough.

I’ll spray paint your car rainbow colors with gay pride stickers all over it, deposit you and it in lower Alabama with only a Jeff Gordon poster to defend yourself.

By: DevilGrad

DevilGrad — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 20:24:41 +0000

Re #57: Hmmm . . . I might take that deal. (Then again, when it comes to the Iron Bowl, I’m Swiss.)

By: NewAZTiger

NewAZTiger — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 20:01:35 +0000

I will make you fly coach, seated between Mangino and Weis�non-stop�to Asia� from Atlanta… Covered in Hollandaise Sauce.

By: CrimsonBarrister

CrimsonBarrister — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 20:00:00 +0000

I will make you fly coach, seated between Mangino and Weis…non-stop…to Asia… from Atlanta

By: NewAZTiger

NewAZTiger — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:55:38 +0000

I’ll turn you into a blood cell and make you try to navigate Mangino’s coronaries.

By: texasAUtiger

texasAUtiger — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:49:48 +0000

I will drop you off in Punxsutawney, PA where you will relive the 2005 Iron Bowl over and over and over… until you get Andie MacDowell to fuck you.

By: NewAZTiger

NewAZTiger — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:37:33 +0000

I’ll make you one of Julio Jones’ ribs, and then have JPW throw passes at you in games.

By: CrimsonBarrister

CrimsonBarrister — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:33:06 +0000

I’ll make you try to find a job with a sociology degree from Auburn.

By: Tricky Dick

Tricky Dick — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:30:34 +0000

I will turn you into a huge Ohio State fan for your whole life, make you live in Georgia and then replay the first 3 probably 4 weeks of this season! You will feel like you have been lied to for the last 3 years, and even question 2002.

Now that is torture!

By: meatybob

meatybob — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:27:02 +0000

@ WarCardinal

Come on man, you can’t go down that easy. Its HATE week, you should be posting that I, as a “holocast dening, nazi-commie loving, closet homersexual, ice-road trucker flunkie” can go die from “the prolapse that you have hanging our your bathroom part from the pulling-outing of the 12″ Alabama black snake that you so crave, yet wish to have laws against said actions that produced the outward display of the poop tube.”

So what I am saying… I can’t remember.

By: NewAZTiger

NewAZTiger — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:23:06 +0000

I’ll merge your stream of consciousness with Houston Nutt’s.

By: Holly

Holly — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:21:12 +0000

@DevilGrad—OW.

(She’s still not over that.)