EDSBSGPS: WHERE WE AT, WEEK 4

I will be in Auburn this weekend… with a cup to catch the tears of the LSU faithful after the game…

and I will drink deeply

My plan this weekend?

I’m drinking…I black out…I wake up at another bar…drink some more…black out…I wake up playing that knife game with a half-Indian somewhere in South Dakota “Yeah yeah winner fixes the tranny, yeah!”…drink some more…black out…I wake up in White Castle…been working there for three years…my friends tell me to quit, but I can’t, because I’m banging the slow girl on the fry-a-lator…friends say she’s a little dim, but THOSE TITTIES AIN’T DIM!

Noon: A marvelous buffet of crappy Big 10 games.
3:30: The first half of Florida/Tennessee, then I’m flipping to Notre Dame/Michigan State after Tebow and the boys pull away.
7:45: LSU/Auburn
11:00: Me lamenting that there’s no late night Pac 10 or WAC shootout

What else? UT vs. Rice. This game is so important it was referenced by a U.S. President:
“But why, some say, the moon? Why choose this as our goal? And they may well ask why climb the highest mountain? Why, 35 years ago, fly the Atlantic? Why does Rice play Texas?” President John Kennedy

I can’t drink. I have to write this weekend. Everyone can drink for me. I prefer bourbon and coke.

I’ll start my football viewing from my couch in Orlando while drinking some vodka tonics.

However, at some point(after many said vodka tonics) I’ll probably leave my house, head somewhere with some friends and not realize I’m not still on the couch until many hours later.

Nice rip off of dave atell warcardinal. Almost as original as that offense. Me I’m watching Bama best the hillbillies, Fla spank the evil that is the Tennessee vols, than round it out with the debacle that will be auburn and lsu. Roll Tide bitches! Let’s go Red Sox!

Back home in Alabama after spending the week in Gainesville (home of the smallest non-third-world airport on earth, by the way).

Bama v Arky
Florida v Vols
Then flipping between AUB/LSU and UGA/ASU

Drankin’ beer, homie….cooooooooooold beer

Stuck working overtime instead of at GT / Mississippi State. (Unsexy game, but my school vs. my dad’s). Displeased.

Hope everyone else enjoys the games, though.

Well,

I get to watch my asswhipping with the Daves broadcasting so I’ll have my day ruined by no later that 1:28 or so.

With this much quality football in one day? There’s only one place to go. TO THE COUCH!

Noon: Fishing for rich, fullbodied schadenfreude from the Ga. Tech – Mississippi State game. Maybe the Jackets have finally found a squad of Bulldogs they can beat.

3:30: Watching FL-TN, hoping that the officials convene in the late third quarter and discover a loophole in the rules that allows both teams to lose. (Yeah, I’m a homer. Aren’t you too, deep down?)

8:00: Watching UGA toast ASU hopefully. The burn won’t be that bad I hear, since the Dawgs are working with a “dry heat”, whatever the hell that is. I’m keeping an eye on the LSU-Auburn game too.

Drinking: MAKER’S MARK. As much as possible. Maybe beer too.

11:00: Probably Iowa-Pitt, although ECU-NCSU is a possibility if the Wolfpack offense decides to demonstrate its existence for the first time.
2:30: MSU-Notre Dame. And no, there will be no turning to Florida-Tennessee except during halftime; I’ve seen too many MSU-ND games to think there’s any chance of a sane ending.
6:00: Wake-FSU, because the other options are Texas-Rice and Indiana-Ball State. At least Wake-FSU might be competitive, even though it’ll set the cause of offense back almost as badly as Auburn-Miss State.
7:00: Okay, enough of that shit. Time to flip back and forth between LSU-Auburn (which is always entertaining as hell, if for no other reason than an average of one bone-shattering hit every three plays) and Georgia-ASU (SEC team west of the Mississippi usually equals FAIL, but given that the home team just lost to UNLV, who knows?).

10 am – Tailgate for GT – Mississippi State
12 pm – Boringest game in the world
2: 30 pm – Leave Tech Game Early
3:30 pm – UT-FL slash MSU-ND
8:00 pm – Watch my boy Rennie assassinate Rudy Carpenter

A. Florida-Tennessee
B. Auburn-LSU
C. Georgia-Arizona State

Drink of choice: Modelo Mexican Beer with a side of that purple drank

Here in CA, I will be on my couch and in front of the computer.

9 AM: watch ECU trash NC State and Iowa and Pitt try to outsuck each other
Noon: weekly dose of Notre Dame schadenfreude, Arizona-UCLA cripple fight
1 PM: Florida-Tennessee
5 PM: LSU-Auburn and UGA-Arizona State — flip between defensive struggle with massive hits and take bets on which UGA D-lineman rips Rudy Carpenter his fifth off-brand asshole. (At least two of them are Rey-related.)

Already stocked with Firestone ale, whiskey, and vodka.

1. Anatomy
2. Lung physiology
3. Facebook
4. Acid-base physiology
5. Facebook.
6. Anatomy
7. LSU-Auburn

Now: WATCHING THE SINGLE WING OFFENSE ON ESPNU. Old and sexy, like corsets.

To honor the great state of Georgia I will be consuming peach schnapps in large quantities.

Cheap vodka + Kool Aid + blender = Red Death.

Oh… you meant tomorrow.

My alma matter isn’t on any video broadcast medium that I know of, so I’ll probably be web listening to Richmond, Indiana’s G 101.3. come 7:30 PM. Closely followed by keg/jungle juice party.

Notice a pattern?

In Chapel Hill. At Kenan Stadium. Hopefully, watching my team take the ACC Coastal lead from the Hokies.

At work. Like every Saturday. God damn it all. Maybe my 3-5 break can be changed to a 1-5 break.

Huskies have a bye week, soooo…

Iowa @ Pitt
Arizona @ UCLA
Utah @ Air Force
Portland St @ Wash. St (Will the Big Sky strike again?)
UGA @ ASU / LSU @ Auburn

Drinking:

Afternoon- some trendy microbrew (Deschutes Twilight Ale)

Night games- Tequila

In NYC watching GT put a whooping on Croom (and no, this game won’t be close or low scoring) at home because the GT bar in NYC is some tourist trap by MSG now.

Afternoon – not sure, whatever’s good. Probably VT@UNC just to see all the “why are there people here? football game? what’s that??” looks on people’s faces in Chapel Hill.

At night I’ll be down at the Village Pour House to watch Kansas eviscerate Sam Houston State with the KU Alumni and hopefully slurping up the sweet tears of the Georgia faithful (who share the same bar) as they lose in the desert.

#7:

The “airport/strip” in Puerto Lempira, Honduras is much smaller than GNV. oh, wait…

The usual, golf in the morning, home in time to watch the Terrelle Pryor era ushered in vs. Troy. I cannot wager on this game.

Then watch every game on TV until the end of UGA/ASU.

Picks this week are Bama over Arky, lay the points. Florida to cover over Tennessee. Take the under on LSU @ Auburn. I took UGA to cover and pushed last week. Do I dare to try again? I like ECU to win but not sure if they can cover.

NYC

9-11 Gym
11:45-2:45 (He hopes) Must get new espresso machine and will be compelled to pretend to be interested as wife makes me look up from my Phil Steele as she tries on the latest on offer at Bergdorf
3:30 Tennesse-Florida (hopefully from beginning)
7-….Having people over but hopefully will be able to concentrate on Auburn-LSU with Georgia-ASU in the corner.

1. Whatever the early JP/LF/Raycom/3 Daves games is.

2. UT – UF

3. UGA – ASU with an eye on LSU – AU

Drinking Terrapin India Brown Ale and pulling for the Dawgs (and Vols for once)

24-hour (hopefully non-eventful, at least from 3-7) shift at the firehall. Shame, would have liked to meet you Orson.

Ryder Cup
UF at UT
LSU at Aub

The Gator fans in Knoxville tonight are well-behaved and polite, which likely means two of the following three things:

1) I’m home too early (11p)
2) They are confident of easy victory
3) The vicious jort-base unable to travel in today’s “super” economy.

Tennessee fans are variously grinning to themselves with thoughts of an upset win over hated rival Gators versus replacing Fulmer with Bruce Pearl versus drinking that whole bottle of George Dickel.

“Git yerself sum of dis right chere!”

I’ll be in Fayetteville hoping Terrance Cody doesn’t eat Casey Dick.

12pm: Watching MSU cover against GT
3:30pm: Watching 80% of Percy Harvin
7:44pm: Set up second TV
7:56pm: Practice controlled breathing
8:14pm: Attempting to watch UGA/ASU while playing The Brett Musberger Drinking Game. Drink every time you scream obscenities at the tv. Guaranteed results.

That LSU-Auburn game should be a doozy, but if y’all get too defensed out by that one, you can always flip over to the Ball State-Indiana game over on the Jim Delany Network. It should be plenty score-y with two high-octane offenses and two defenses that are less so.

You can get a quick mainline of offense during those interminable ESPN commercial breaks, at least.

I’m not investing much emotion in the outcome of the game despite the in-state rivalry, since Indiana fans will likely continue their decades-old tradition of acting like hostile, condescending jerks towards Ball State folks, win or lose.

In the afternoon, I shall be monitoring trans-Atlantic cripple fights (Roma v Reggina, UCLA v Arizona) and in the evening I shall be watching games that have the potential to be blow-outs or close shaves depending on which version of the team shows up (Arsenal v Bolton, and Georgia v ASU).

I like the thematic consistency, which almost certainly guarantees that I will get stuck wrapping up our 2007 taxes in the afternoon and falling asleep in front of LSU – Auburn because my brain can’t handle that degree of awesome.

11am-10pm: Making creamed corn
10.30pm: Hoping CBS streams the Gator game to IP addresses in Finland
1.30am: Eating said creamed corn

I will be sipping on the finest cheap German beer the discount store has to offer. Which is still just as good as any of the piss-water known as Finnish beer.

I believe I speak for most of NDNation when I say:

Praise Jesus! No Tom Hammond this week!

Trust me, if you think you guys hate him, you should step into our shoes for a day. The worst part is the fact they’re actively rooting against us.

and Nathan, I feel you on the NYC tourist trap bar gamewatches. We moved ours from McFadden’s which is nice, but now I miss out on the B&T T&A that used to trickle in at the end of our 4 hour NBC marathons.

And that’s another thing. NBC games go on FOREVER. I’m looking forward to being on ABC so I can get home before 8:30 tonight.

Swindle, attempted to park/drink beer at Calhoun’s around 7 last night on my way back home. Total madhouse. They need a floating parking deck.

No GT/MSU due to split ACC games, we get NC/VT. 3 Daves and Ole Pi$$/Candybilt, then run the SEC games w/ glances of ND to see them lose in East Lansing.

orson,
come by gates 1 & 2 at Neyland, we’ll be selling “Power Towels” before the game for the Tim Kerin Food Drive for the Second Harvest Food Bank. Look for the overalls.

I am excited about watching the Buckeyes get back to the dominating ways verus Troy this wekend! Then it will be MSU-ND, followed by a helping of SEC the self proclaimed “football gods of the world”! Cant wait to see Fulmer having that look of “oh boy I dont want to read the papers tomorrow”! Should be a great saturday! If only everyday were Saturday!

I hope somebody gave Chris Todd the Nancy Kerrigan treatment last night.

Why? WHHHYYYYYY?

LSUfreek?

The Plan:

3:30PM GMT: Go to Jamesons distillery; pick up 2 bottles of the 12 y.o. distillery reserve; swing by Peterson’s Fine Tobacco and Cigars, get a cab of H. Uppman Magnum 46s.

Returning home to watch DVR’d second half hour of GameDay. Zipping through those awful Howard’s Rock commercials should have me caught up by 4:30PM.

5PM: Iowa-Pitt snoozefest on NASN. Shake fist at the sky for the injustice of having to watch bad football on the big screen. Decide that ESPN Gameplan must have a better offering; turn on the laptop, only to be Croomed by BEEES!!

Turn off horrid State-Tech game for Arkansas v Alabama. Watch in bliss as Arkansas upsets; drink first bottle, if things are going badly; drink both bottles if things are going well.

8:30 PMish Switch over to Va-Tech v. UNC or Miami v TAMU on GamePlan (whichever is the better game at the point that the Arkansas Alabama game ends); Florida-TN on the big screen. Focus attention on best game, as much as whiskey allows.

Midnight: prepare for Georgia-ASU game on the TV by finishing any remaining whiskey. Double check pre-nup that my wife can’t divorce me for my CFB viewing habits.

Wofford v. South Carolina on the laptop!!! WOO!….I mean, LSU v. Auburn. First to 4 wins!

Pass out about 5am GMT.

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In what way does cream corn become such a laborious task? If I knew it would take 11 hours, let alone 15 minutes, I would head to said discount store and buy it from them.

By the way, F what you heard, Texas v Rice is THE primetime game.

We’re kicking off in the DC area at noon with the required viewing of ACC crapfests (Mississippi State / Georgia Tech, NC State / ECU) with a side dash of Arkansas / Alabama, mostly for kicks.

Then it’s off to the bar to drown my sorrows while watching Florida completely decimate the Vols. Hopefully there will be some schadenfreudic awesomeness with the ND / Michigan State game and hoping like hell we’re not subjected to Virginia Tech. Again.

We’re capping off the night with SEC awesomeness: LSU / Auburn in the manly battle of the year and UGA destroying Arizona State. Oh, and there’s Wake Forest / Florida State serving as the proverbial turd in the punchbowl tonight, too.

GEORGETOWN AT YALE! WOOO!

(booo.)

Yuengling will be drank in great quantities as I flip between Ga. Tech-MSU, Bama-Arky and Iowa-Pitt (high comedy). I’ll then enjoy the hatefest in Knoxville, watch a bit of the LSU-Auburn defensive slobberknocker before turning my bleary eyes on UGA-ASU to cap off the evening. I plan to remember nothing.

Oops! Forgot what to drink. If Woody McCorvey’s High-Powered Bulldog Offense fails to score against The Insignificant Insects of North Avenue Trade Skool, Drano it is.

Otherwise, Budweiser.

Starting my morning right with Northwestern & Ohio. Only cotton candy has less substance per cubic foot. Then it’s off to forget I’m Catholic for another Saturday afternoon and pray the Spartoes can beat the Leprechauns. Then, I start flipping around for a background game while I catch up on some paperwork.

Jesus. McCoy is a fumble mahine.

A fumble and turnover by McCoy on the first offensive play.

How much more Wannstache can you get?

Pitt offensive comedy update:

On 3rd and 1 the quarterback and fullback collided on a on yard loss. They did pick it up on fourth down. They’re actually throwing the ball well early. And McCoy has three straight carries without a fumble.

I’d like to invite Kirk Ferentz to introduce his defense to the concept of finishing a tackle.

I’ll be tripping on this: (yes that is Jason Lee)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX1Nh6c80wo

MSU offensive comedy update:

Snap to the moon results in turnover.

Nothin’ deserves the 3 Daves like ’Bama/Arkansas

Wait, so when did Raycom go HD? Everything I thought I knew about the world is in turmoil…

When ESPN gets the SEC, they’re going to screw it up. It’ll just be too flashy.

I guess I really am going to miss ole’ Raycom.

@ 52.. I totally agree

Paul Johnson laughs at SEC “defenses”

NC State has finally scored an offensive touchdown against a FBS team, making their net offensive contribution to the game zero. We’re tied at 7.

Mississippi State is a study in offensive futility. 3rd and goal from a few inches out: get stuffed for a one yard loss and then get your field goal attempt blocked.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

Arkansas ain’t got that wood.

@ 53
You’re telling me. NCState is the “Autobahn” and the "
Gateway to the Future"?? Does Rupert Murdoch own State too?

Why are the Dave’s broadcasting in a soundproof booth?

I’m not gonna lie. These early games lack such interest that I am watching more Ryder Cup than football.
Which is good because Johnny Miller just used the phrase, “He thought he was stiff and can’t believe it.”

Wow I guess nexts weeks game vs Georgia is gonna be better than I thought……
Julio Jones FTW!!! 28-7 midway thru 2nd qtr….
Is it too early to call the Finebaum show?

2 daves in the raycom booth and 2 pick 6 for dick

Casey Dick modeled his game after Neil O’Donnel.

Wow Alabama looks impressive. Or maybe Arkansas just sucks that bad. Can’t wait for Arky/Miss St.!

Saban almost smiled after 4th and goal pig stuffing to end the half at 35-7

If MSU could finish a drive this Tech-MSU game would actually be decent.

Sweet Baby Jeebus! Most of Bama’s best players were chasing Sally Sue Rottencrotch at the prom last year. Saban is creating a monster.

Watching this MSU/GT game, I can’t help but wonder if Ga Tech’s Michael Johnson was some sort of genetic experiment crossing a human with a giraffe. That guy has a long-ass neck. Why doesn’t he wear a neck break?

Ahem. Neck brace. Freudian slip I guess, looks like what might happen to him.

a 28 point lead and Saban is STILL pissed. He doesn’t have time for this shit!

Does this mean sniff no Live Blog? I am going to water board myself.

Raycom just gave me a list of gigs for Rascal Flatts that I could attend. Fuck you Raycom. I’d rather suck a Beretta.

Pam Ward calling an Iowa game is about as exciting as amish butter churning. Who at ESPN does she have dirt on?

PSA:

To the Dawgs, both sets of Tigers, the pitiful Vols, the Mildcats, and the by-blows of Mississippi, Nick Saban has the following message: BRING IT!

[/whooodrunkbylunch]

Wow. anOSU really sucks. They’re having trouble putting the Troy Trojans away.

Maybe they have a latex allergy.

3 picks for Dick. Saban must have chewed some serious ass at halftime. Bama should just line up in the bone and grind out this game in less than . . .Damn, Bama scored again . . . an hour.

wow… bama is looking scary. Is Arkansas still in the SEC?

Let’s calm down a bit on the Alabama stuff. Arkansas sucks and handed them two touchdowns.

Biggus. . . they may have handed them 2, but what about the other 5 TDs?

31-0, guess it’s Drano time. And with their 2nd string QB.

One yarda and cloud of dust. What an imaginative offnesive scheme. Woody McCorvey sucks.

The other four are what one would expect in this game. Arkansas is very bad. Alabama’s pretty good, don’t get me wrong, but killing this Arkansas team isn’t a telling sign that they’re BACK!

@Biggus – I agree it would be premature to hand Alabama the SEC West crown, but they do look pretty damn good regardless. I think what stands out is the attitude/swagger they are already playing with.
I hate Satan as much as the next guy, but the m’fer can flat out recruit and coach

Biggus . . .The spread was only 9, not 35 fuckin’ points. Andre Smith is a fucklion.

correction . . . Andre Smith is a fuckmammoth

GamecockTony,

I agree. It’ll be interesting to see what happens when they hit the teeth of their schedule. Next week should be good…and give an idea of where Bama really stands.

Doing it on the couch. Swine on the smoker and Tennessee whiskey on ice. My gator business partner coming over and it might end in fisticuffs. Go VOLS baby!! May tebow trip on a foreskin.

in all seriousness, what the fuck is the big deal about Kirk Ferentz? Iowa looks average at best . . .again.

Looks like my prediction of having my day ruined by 1:28 was pretty accurate. Stupid sexy Casey Pick.

Yeesh, that was an ugly win, but it’s a win. 4-and-0 is a helluva start, Cats. Now maybe I can choke down some brunch, if I can get my heart out of the way.

Amish butter-churning can be sexy, don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. Go Chips.

And the nation’s Mormon population goes nuts with East Carolina going down.

Mizzou is sputtering. They wouldn’t be looking ahead to Nebraska, would they?

Boy, if you were to believe Verne, Chris Leak never existed.

Is anyone else having a problem where new comments only show up after you post a comment?

urban meyer up close in hi-def looks unstable

Good Lord, is Tennessee just laying down for Florida AGAIN? They’re already up 17-0 in the 1st quarter!

God bless you Vegas and your 7 point line. FREE MONEY FOR EVERYBODY!

Dude after the small cash I laid on Bama and Florida, I need Auburn to come thru for my Trifecta…..then I can make it rain……..
I wonder what the Georgia players were thinking as Bama was dismantling Arkansas….Would Vegas move the line closer? I am pulling for Georgia to represent in Arizona tonight…Whoever gets thru the SEC will be quality competition for USC…..and I hope USC will be favored….

BEES

Good lord – my Buffalo Bulls are certainly making this interesting.

uf’s justin trattou looks like a young Peter North

Welcome to 4th place in the SEC East, Tennessee. Hilarious…

Go Gators, not that they need it.

After another Tennesse fumble looks like Fulmer is going to have a stroke on the sideline. 14 play drive down the shitter.

Wow…with the way UF is playing, plus the way UA put on a show, I suppose UGA should fall out of the top 5, even with a win!

UT better get this back under control before it turns into a complete curb-stomping.

Mizzou is in a bit of trouble against Buffalo. At home. 33-21 in the third. Orson, your suspicions may be correct about the defense of MU.

/hoping for the upset.

And that’s a wrap on Jorts-Overalls. Switching over to Nerdball™ on ABC (VT-USC).

Bye week for UVa! Cavs record will not get worse! English language will not be mangled during post-mortem, err, post-game press conference! Sam Adams Lights will not be interacting with massive doses of hypertension meds!

OBTW Orson—your namesake was on Fox earlier this week. In addition to being a certified hero, he is a straight-shooter and was unfailingly gentlemanly to the annoying broadcasters.

Send two extra orders of buffalo wings to the Tennessee locker room at halftime. It’s the only way Phil’s getting through this.

Nice day to be a Bama alum. The vols taking a beating, the beat down of the hawgs, if only my red Sox could have clinched. Now for an lsu ass whipping of Alabama Polytech!

WVU and UT, brothers in bad coaching.

I hope UT is this unfocused when we host them on 10/11. I hope the refs are a little more unbiased though.

Um Holly? In off the ledge please!

Clawfense!

Booing. Stay classy UT fans.

Excellent game day coaching from fulmer. Get that man some gravy stat!

Best thing to happen for the anti-Fulmer camp at Tennessee. If you don’t win…get blown out and get rid of him…

I need to know the last time tennessee was shut out at home and when they were last shut out by florida

’94 ftw

@120: The last time UT was shut out at home was against #1 UF in 1994 (31-0).

You’re telling me next Saturday’s game is a Tennessee-Auburn cripple fight, Tim Brando?

Blech.

Dear commentariat brethren:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Love from Tempe!

Greetings from Knoxville. We have currently determined that it is in the interests of the state of Florida to build a cross-state canal through Gainesville to allow for waterfront tailgating.

UT had 3 turnovers at the half, I wonder how many Phil had?

Mizzou gave up a TD on a 16 play drive to Buffalo. Our D is shakier than a Mexican space shuttle.

I feel good about taking Florida and laying 7.5. I wish I had more faith in Bama, I stayed away from that game. Tonight, I’m a UGA fan.

BTW, it looks like the Terrelle Pryor era was ushered in today. Things are looking up.

This might be the worst UT team I’ve ever seen. It’s almost like they’re trying to lose on purpose.

Wait…did Johnathon Crompton just try to talk shit after being jacked up by a corner AND down by 27 points late? Wow.

A friend just asked me a hateful question. He said, “Do you remember when Tennessee used to be good?”

Holly, Woof them dawgs! Woof ’em reeeal hard. Sorry about the Vols. Need special team (among other things) work. Phil looks at times like he could vomit out that biscuit and pork shank he had for breakfast.

Btw, BEEEEEEES! One step closer to being bowl eligible.

How ’bout that Auburn offense!!! It sure was tough getting 3 points for the win against the vaunted MSU defense… a school that would never ever give up 420 yards rushing.

I’m thinking LSU by 21 now.

I’m watching the Miami/A&M game. There have been a few bright spots but overall, a sad day for A&M. The defensive line has way too many gaps and the Aggies have made some serious gaffs. This is going to be a win for Thug U.

I hope y’all had a chance to see Baylor last night. Griffin is going to be on everyone’s radar next year.

Greg Robinson is oh so close to running his record to 8-30 @Syracuse and postponing his firing for another week. Sorry Orange fans. I bet a loss today would have done it for you.

Geori@133:

Uh, it’s easy to rack up obscene rushing yards when you refuse to defend the Veer, an offense no one’s used since what, the 70’s?

Your fun ideas of a run at an ACC title were nice while they lasted, UNC. Now you’re being quarterbacked by a Paulus, which means I have to hate you automatically. Sorry!

This just in… Tennessee sucks

Holly, you need to open a LiveBlog so you can laugh the pain away. For your own sake, Holly.

Holly, didn’t know if you knew, but tailgating a Tempe is restricted to 3.5 hours before kickoff. Stupid.

Hell, just show up on the sidewalk with a suitcase of Bud, Mrs. Kisners pimento cheese and a box of saltines. Represent!

My God. Thanks for showing Tennessee. Bruce Pearl would like to remind you that basketball season starts soon. Is UT even the fourth best team in the east? The sound you hear is the Vanderbilt Commodore football team about to pass you by

In honor of the illustrious AZ St. QB.
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LmuCg-Uvis

May Georgia have just as much fun with Rudy as Texas did in the Holiday Bowl.

@hlh—Read (PLUG!). No one tailgates outside in Tempe. It’s gross. Which is why we are in a bar. Which is where we will stay until the last possible second.

OMGBESTGAMEEVA!!

I’d just like to point out that Hawaii scored more points against us than the Canes and Vols combined.

Ponder’d!

….and UT just sign that Phat bag of knots to a huge contract extension…..and did I hear them right, UT has the highest recruiting budget in all of college football? WTF is Phil doing with it? Eating 1.5 million worth of Krispy Kremes?

Wow….Tennessee MAY be the worst coached teamin the SEC….

Chaz Ramsey chop-blocked my other UT coaching staff.

This could be the worst night of offensive football ever from the WWL… LSU/Auburn, WF/FSU, and UGA/ASU…. if 50 points total outta those 3 games comes, I’ll be shocked

No Keegan Harring for ASU. Like UGA’s D needed any more encouragement to just tee off on Rudy Carpenter.

I smell fourth-quarter limp-off.

Auburn’s offense sucks. Holly Rowe is an idiot.

so, ABC does know that the ball occasionally goes downfield right? As inmaybe take the camera off teh QB when he throws it?

Jesus, Aubies offense is the most Mickey Mouse gimmick-laden shit I’ve ever seen. Freeze counts? Centers signaling the cadence?

The good news is that after LSU kicks their ass, they’ve got plenty of time to go get some fountain sodas, cruise the parking lot, egg some houses, and still be in bed before the big pre-algebra exam tomorrow.

[/tonyfranklin=highschool’d]

Stafford is obviously employing the rope-a-dope. Throw shitty passes early and then hit the knockout passes later when they’re worn down.

I forgot how annoying Mike Patrick is during a football game. His announcing makes this game at least three times uglier. Kinda like Holly Rowe.

Game over….Knowshon FTW.

Moreno gets a 9.5 for that floorwork on that last drive.

I have no words for how pissed off I am by that personal foul on the field goal.

OOOOOH. gawga 14-3. Happy appy is 21-7. such is boone.

time for woody mccorvey & phat phil to quit, pleeeeeaaaasseee.

orson and holly must be drinking heavily for different reasons

Stafford to Green. Gonna hear that alot this year.

Okay, UGA 21-3 at the half. Beckett929, gives us the other half plus any one of those other games and I think we averted your offensive apocalypse.

Go Dawgs. And Go Maker’s Mark!

Texas 44, Rice 10, 4th quarter. The defense look better than thy have in previous games. I’m breathing a small sigh of relief right now. The secondary has looked relatively good, too. McCoy is fabulous tonight. McCoy to Shipman has been out standing.

I don’t know the status, but it looks as if we have probably lost our TE for the year. He took a hit and it was just ugly. It didn’t look nearly as bad as the Theismann hit to the knee, but I would put it in the same family. If he comes out of that without surgery, it will be a miracle.

@161…

Yeah, I’m honestly surprised…

And where the hell did LSU’s offense come from??!?!

For the first and probably only time this year, wins for both UF and SU! And GO WAKE!

“Swank rhymes with shank.” Yet another reason why Bob Davie sucks. Not that I want him in Syracuse…

wow, so many good games, so little talk. sad.

Well, too many are riveted to the AUburn-LSU game.

And the alcohol. There’s that.

As always, LSU-Auburn went down to the wire. And Les Miles is pure balls.

It’s not going to last, probably, but…4-0. 2-0 in the ESS EEE SEE. No points allowed in the second half all year…RANK US BITCHEZ!!!

Them Dawgs are Hell, don’t they! Whooooo. Woof, woof woof….

Hunker down, drink a lot of H2O, find a 4* restaurant in Scottsdale, drink a lot of H2O….drink some more H2O…..Taxi…..sleep. Drink some H2O.

Been there done that…..Drink some H2O

Great game LSU.

2 Big Sacks by your D-line were the difference in the game. One on the opening drive of the second half, and one on the last drive.

I decided at the last minute to attend the Wake-FSU game. Man, is FSU terrible!

And, in the tooting-my-own-horn department, I got a big laugh out of the Wake student section when, after a Preston Parker personal foul penalty, I yelled “HE’S GOT A GUN!”

Thanks, NewAZTiger, you gave us all we wanted, as usual. There’s always some kind of clutch 4th quarter drive that comes out of nowhere. Now on to what’s important: extending the dual winning streak against Alabama. If each team can win this year and then again in ‘09, I sincerely believe we can induce a permanent psychotic break in the Tide fanbase. They’re well on their way already, deep in the “delusions of grandeur” stage of the syndrome.

God Bless Vanderbilt for saving my day. And Wooford is better tha my Starksville Tech Ag Skool team, too. Screw Woody McCorvey.

The only SEC team that won at home this week was USC…against Wofford.

So all the good SEC teams were on the road this week. Is that what you meant?

It’s good for the Bulldogs to know they can win on the road, while getting absolutely homered.

Not complaining, just observing that I’ve never seen a “leaping” penalty when one player didn’t use his teammate as a springboard. Massaquoi fell down and was called for tripping when the only person whose way he got in was his own player’s. [Jimmy Carter as referree: “that player tripped in his heart!”] And the roughing the passer penalty early on was utter bullshit.

Instant replay is still bullshit and the clock rules are nonsense. GO DAWGS!