PCU – I cannot pick a team who’s website is called “theWolfpacker. Com” Also working against them is their offense, which scores half-as-many points against Clemson as did TheCitadel, which was half-as-many as Bama did. 50% worse than Citadel…

Troy – FuckU OSU. FuckU. After I used all those powers, writing on a website that I was picking you because I wanted you to win – you fold like Phil Hellmuth with a 2-7 offsuit. See if I ever do that again (and again, and again). A pox on your lame horse and its shoe.

GT – I’ll call 1-0. Walk, bunt, bunt, and suicide squeeze for the win.

Zona – Make no mistake, Stoops has rallied the troops. Ever the master-motivator, Knute was in top form this week. Read: “We have 10 years of desperation. I don’t want to hear about desperation. Who is more desperate than we are?” Arizona coach Mike Stoops said. “That is what I told our players. I am pretty desperate.”

HurricaneNix – Mike Sherman is coaching the other team (I should stop typing right here). Pro-Style, A&M? A&M, Pro-Style? Mike Sherman, coach? Oil, water? He will make Jovorskie Lane lose more weight than Mike Golic this week, and Stephen McGee will take snaps with his feet. That’s what the Pros would do.

WtF – When the coach wonders what in the hell his team is doing in the top 25, it’s time to trick him into giving you his drivers license, getting him in the car, and telling him he’s going to be staying in this little “hotel” for just a bit while his house is getting repainted.

LSU – Tigers will win $2 – $0.97. After Auburn breaks the dollar and every fatcat starts calling to withdraw their booster money market funds, SEC Commissoner Cox will intervene and temporarily ban short-yardage plays. Fearing a Canadian buyout, the Fed will rescue the game and takeover LSU for $2 plus warrants.

Georgia – McCain wins the Republican nomination? The State of Arizona loses. (Ok, I’m out of time and the booze is calling. And texting.)

My plays:
Baylor +13.5 Why is no one grasping the Einsteinian playcalling of Briles?
Bama -9 I think they are missing a digit in front of the 9. They are playing Arkansas.
BYU -28 Err, are they spotting Wyoming 50?
Toledo +7 Fresno St. is coming down from their game-of-the-millennium.
(NFL)Buffalo -9 No one understands that the Bills are going to win the East.

Ahem… Western Kentucky? Western Carolina? Southern Miss? Troy (yes… last year)?

For as lame as the tOSU non-conference schedule has been the last several years, at least they agreed to home and homes with Texas and USC. I understand that Florida has commitments with Miami and FSU. I do. I also understand that schedules are made years in advance. However, scheduling ACC teams the last few years is not much different than putting a MWC or WAC or, at times, MAC team on the schedule.

I’ll put it at 4.5, with three of those being from LSU.

I have never in my life felt more enticed to cheer for Georgia Tech in my life. I now wish them to become an unstoppable juggernaut… at least until November 1…

That song was horrible.

I’m not sayin…. I’m just sayin’…yanno?

You created a monster, Dr. Frankenstein.

Is there a college coach that puckers up tighter than Croom during a close game? He’s the anti-Steve Spurrier, and Tommy Tubberville is Don Coryell by comparison.