CURIOUS INDEX, 9/18/08

by Orson on Sep 18, 2008 9:44 AM EDT

Hate Week Intro Video, cont'd. Peyton! He's not open! The safety's gonna...oh, nevermind. Just go get your receiver retardified. We keep pressing "replay" and he falls for it every time! It's like he actually did it, and it actually turned the game around as Tennessee collapsed in humiliating fashion in a streaming, inescapable downpour of points and rain.

Oh, that never dies. Shockingly, neither did Joey Kent, which we respect him for, since if we'd been hit like that our soul would have grabbed its valise and fedora and headed for the exits.

If it's Thursday, it must be Ron Prince with a loss. Kansas State was literally decimated by Louisville's rushing attack, a mathematically savvy point brought up by Rece Davis late in the debacling of the Wildcats last night: 303 rushing yards to K-State's 30, a gutting by any standards. Kansas State: Kragthorpe'd! And still as consistent as the bowel movements of a drunk with a fondness for Indian food.

If you legalize it, they will advertise it. Penn State has Maurice Evans and Abe Koroma charged with weed possession. ESPN will follow this up with a piece "IS JOE PATERNO SELLING HIS PLAYERS WEED?" on a very important Outside The Lines this Friday. (Answer: no. As old as he is, JoePa would sell "reefer," not "weed.")

Pat Forde likes his stick figures hott. Don't piss off BHGP. They will burn you down to the foundations with the fire of MS Paint.

Love is risky. Joel has the Animated Blogpoll up, and it's a sobering reminder that just when you're ready to love again, someone takes a sword and slowly cuts off your body parts in order of size from smallest to largest. The Trojans were SO jacked about playing Dexter to the Buckeyes' bound and helpless victim.

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If JoePa had rented a copy of “Reefer Madness” and shown it to his team this summer, none of this would have happpened.

by yoyofutbawl on Sep 18, 2008 9:56 AM EDT reply actions

Also more beautiful than Rick Neuheisel: Oops Pow Surprise’s takedown of Pat Forde. Most excellent work, sir.

by The Song of Hiawatha Francisco on Sep 18, 2008 10:02 AM EDT reply actions

Louisville killed every tenth K-State player? Decimation may have worked on a Roman Legion, but when you draw off he endless well of JUCO “talent” it loses much of its effect.

This Easterbrook fella has lost his mind.

by OhioDawg on Sep 18, 2008 10:07 AM EDT reply actions

Thank God for Hate Week, hate being my favorite emotion & orange being my least favorite color-I don’t even like pumpkins (they low-down & dirty). Hate Week is getting me jacked for what SHOULD be the 3rd Sat in Oct, but this year will be the 4th. You would think the Sun God could have made some adjustments to accomodate the football schedule. Today’s hate week highlight makes me want to quote a former boog-BOOM MOTHER F**KER.

by Mangino_ate_my_baby on Sep 18, 2008 10:12 AM EDT reply actions

…and Joey…my soul would have left denuded of any earthly possessions, shaken loose from the mortal coil by Mr. Wright, cosmic pile-driver.

That hit still causes sympathetic cringes.

by sb on Sep 18, 2008 10:13 AM EDT reply actions

Can we take this line as proof that you don’t have to know much about college football to make predictions on games (John Tamanaha of MSNBC):

but well side with Chris Todds playmaking ability at home.

Auburn 17-14

Auburn may win. But THAT DOG is more likely to be the Pontiac GameChanger than Chris Todd.

by Stephen on Sep 18, 2008 10:24 AM EDT reply actions

Greg Robinson thinks that Ron Prince is lucky to have a job.

by GeneralZod on Sep 18, 2008 10:30 AM EDT reply actions

The only way that hit could have been better would be if he puked green.

by The Legacyx4 on Sep 18, 2008 10:32 AM EDT reply actions

That hit is cartoonish in it’s violence. It’s like he was instantly turned into a ragdoll from The Force Unleashed.

by That 5.0 Guy on Sep 18, 2008 10:40 AM EDT reply actions

Was in Gainesville for ’95, but did not have a ticket to the game.

Upon that hit, the Porpoise erupted in a unified show of drunken hilarity.

by DHC on Sep 18, 2008 10:43 AM EDT reply actions

Broken Sternum – Check
Part of Tongue Bitten Off – Check

To quote my wife “Lawrence Wright makes you shit your pants.”

by Spanky on Sep 18, 2008 10:44 AM EDT reply actions

that video is playing in my new DVD player – I just love seeing the squishy humans being rammed at bone-crushing speed

by Christine the evil car on Sep 18, 2008 10:51 AM EDT reply actions

If JoePa had rented a copy of Reefer Madness and shown it to his team this summer, none of this would have happened.

actually, for that to happen JoePa would have needed local Cinema to procure a copy to play before the newsreels. JoePa doesn’t know what this “renting” business is all about.

by AllWhoYonder on Sep 18, 2008 11:30 AM EDT reply actions

How does this make Charles Woodson fat ?

by scalz1 on Sep 18, 2008 11:38 AM EDT reply actions

I’ll never get tired of watching that hit. Violence, yummy.

by Brian O'Blivion on Sep 18, 2008 11:52 AM EDT reply actions

Wright is lucky he’s not in a wheelchair from lowering his head right into Kent’s sternum.

by etsuVol on Sep 18, 2008 12:11 PM EDT reply actions

@16
Looks like a shoulderpad to me. The left one, to be exact. And before you continue on with the next standard VolWhine about that particular play: Yes, he did in fact have possession of the ball.

Hate.

by NativeSon on Sep 18, 2008 12:39 PM EDT reply actions

Wow is the black heart gold pants website just bad. I took a few seconds to check out the site, and it was the longest 3 seconds since, well… nevermind.

by Lurch on Sep 18, 2008 7:39 PM EDT reply actions