CHILL-SLOTH JUST KEEP READING
Let’s just put that to bed. Kill it. Shoot it in the head, forget it, just let it sit there and rot so we can all move past it and just say, yes, yes, USC’s vastly better than Ohio state, and that’s all there is to it, and my that’s quaint and interesting but there’s much more football to come. Scads, nay, a veritable surfeit of football to forget, to achieve, to win championships and erase the ghastly memories of…
Hi. Chill-sloth just saying hi. No reason. Keep reading.
“Easy” was one word defensive end Kyle Moore used after missing practice two days last week with back spasms before having the game of his life (eight tackles, a fumble recovery, two tackles for loss for 19 yards, including a sack for 15).
“You can tell they don’t practice full speed,” Moore said of the massive Buckeyes who made it “easy” to fly past them.
“They were still getting into their (first blocking) move, and we’d already be into our second move (on defense) and past them,” Moore said.
Okay. We’re done now. Really. Please, talented players of USC, stop giving quotable quote about how you whipped OSU’s ass so badly you may have changed the climate in Ohio, thus robbing them of their poisonous but semantically significant namesake. Stop saying them, and we’ll stop printing them. (HT: Ted Miller’s Pac-10 blog.)










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Twisted Martini says:
That picture is just wrong.
September 18th, 2008 at 11:59 am
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Carolina_girl says:
I guess since tOSU claims to “own the Big House” it only makes sense that they would plant Buckeyes to make them feel more at home. Its not Global Warming, merely someone trying to improve their neigbor’s quality of life.
September 18th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
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zzgator says:
That’s no sloth…that’s Wicket…and he’s creepin me out.
September 18th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
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WarCardinals says:
Dear Kyle Moore -
What are you thinking? Why do you want to give them bulletin board material for next year, when you have to visit the horseshoe? Lots of things can happen between now and next year. Why would you want to give them the motivation to lose by less than 20 next year?
September 18th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
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3L over the line, sweet jesus says:
WarCardinals at 4: You clearly are a college fb newbie. Every legit team they have played in the last several years (LSU, Florida, USC) has whipped the living shit out of them. Jim Tressel used “4114″ as the code to get into the athletic facility in order to motivate their fat slovenly asses, after they lost 41-14 to Florida. They know they suck and will continue to do so, despite having plenty of bulletin board material. There is nothing they can do about it, except feast on the other teams in the Big 10, when Juice Williams doesn’t feel like sprayin jizz all over Coach Tressel’s glasses.
September 18th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
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Not You says:
@4:
If providing them with bulletin board material will get them to not-suck, please, keep providing it… I’m tired of seeing nationally televised Buckeye games where tOSU gets rectally violated. It’s no damn fun.
On that vein, Buckeyes, if you’re reading this:
I totally heard a Troy player say they were going to own you, because you suck, you play like cavemen, and they had sex with your moms and sisters AT THE SAME TIME.
September 18th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
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GamecockTony says:
@5 – that was taken out of context.
The Troy player actually said that Buckeye players like to have sex with their OWN moms and sisters at the same time.
And he was right.
September 18th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
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Not You says:
Thanks for the correction Tony! One can see where the confusion would arise, what with tOSU players’ female relatives being such whores. Subtle difference, but an important one nonetheless!
September 18th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
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Mangino_ate_my_baby says:
Seriously USC? Congratulations, you beat the Chill-sloth shit out of a team whose, arguably, best player is out for weeks b/c of his TOE. Beanie should start getting pedicures somewhere else, I always heard you could get tetanus from those dirty utensils. I could continue w/ a list of reasons why beating the Buckeyes shouldn’t pump your ego as much as it is but since neither of you register on my radar of things I would like to hear more a/b I think my time would be better spent imagining Chill-sloth doing fun things. Chill-sloth at the gocery looking for Kashi. Chill-sloth doing tequilla shots at the Garage in a sombrero. Chill-sloth hating UT. Yeah, defintely more entertaining.
September 18th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
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blon says:
#5-7
Why do you boys feel inclined to bring in the women folk in this hate-filled discussion? Just keep it to the game…a pathetic annihilation of a once outstanding program, now falling into the black abyss of mediocrity.
September 18th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
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blon says:
Excuse me. Make that #6-8.
September 18th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
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blon says:
Excuse me. Make that #6-8.
September 18th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
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blon says:
I guess I needed to clarify that. Twice.
September 18th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
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EffinDane says:
One of my best friends played TE against Kyle Moore in highschool. He said his goal was to protect himself while trying to get in the way of Moore.
Kyle looked like a beast among pussies back in the day.
September 18th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
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Stacy Kiebler Luvs Me says:
Bobsled Dept:
I’v got issues with the College Footbaw Rank Rankings:
I would have the USC Trojans(First String) as #1, obviously…..but….I think….
…that I would put the USC Trojan – Second String in the top 10, perhaps # 8.
If they do this in the Olympic bobsled competitions, why not footbawww? (The USC 2nd string easily whipped OSU and would do the same to most other programs too…)
September 18th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
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gindole says:
Should I feel guilty for wanting to see the bucks run the rest of their schedule (they most likely will) only to end up with another highly visible ass tamping in early Jan.?
Nah.
It’s really not possible for me get enough of this.
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Let me ask you a question – do you think Tress turns his sweater-vests inside out to wash them?
September 18th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Stupidity Dept:
Tressel had his effeminate sweater vest on, in Los Angeles, when it was about 80 or so degrees during the USC-osu game, what a dummy. The heat impaired his brain, probably.
September 18th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
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yoyfutbawl says:
17
Take it easy on ol’ Jimmy. His momma sez he’s just cold natured and she didn’t want him to catch a chill if the locker rooms out there were air conditioned.
September 18th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
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cbrow122 says:
i played with kyle moore in hs. i learned how to block b/c i had to do it everyday…GO LOW!!! haha but seriously, kyle is a good kid from a good family, i just wish he wouldnt have said this. I guess LA has gotten to him.
September 18th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
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PeterPumpkinhead says:
This just demonstrates the enchanted nature of USC… they run off at the mouth in a manner that would normally cause the football gods to bring forth an upset delivered by Stanford or Oregon State… except that USC is facing “OPEN” this weekend, and OPEN never beats anybody (though if Sanchez goes out partying and ends up in a mexican prison with a dude in a dress and a donkey, we may be able to say OPEN did win)
September 18th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
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beckett929 says:
Gentlemen…. I have this fear that we could be staring at the very real possibility of Illinios winning the Big 10, going to the Rose Bowl, and Ohio State winding up in the Orange Bowl facing the ACC champion, in what will undoubtedly be the most sucktastic game ever played, making Mississippi State/Auburn look like a WVU/Louisville game…
September 18th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
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shovel-pass says:
Ok…can we get something else besides the Britney Nipple Slip video at the end of the post. Like, who has not seen this broads tits by now….or her bacon strip for that matter.
September 18th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
“Wait til next year” Dept:
#20, PeterPumkinHead: Funny comment. But, I am sure Tressel and Co. will use the remarks next year, since USC is playing OSU at Ohio.
September 18th, 2008 at 4:02 pm