GLITTER BOYZ

by Orson on Sep 17, 2008 12:06 PM EDT

USF quaterback Matt Grothe was on Jim Rome. The show. Burning. On fire. Dishing it out hot and
strong. Saying players should see the coin from jerseys with their name on it and why not?

[insufferable pause.]

Hey clones. Who's got glitter in the wrinkles of their cocksocks today five days after the Bulls played Kansas? THOSE GUYS.

Future notice: glitter and humidity do NOT mix.

Yeah.

Rome. Outta. here.

[strong.]

(Pic: SPT.)

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Ch-ch-chia pet.

by Anonymous IV on Sep 17, 2008 12:10 PM EDT reply actions

I was hoping you’d key in on these dudes. I noticed em on tv a couple times last week.

by Brian on Sep 17, 2008 12:12 PM EDT reply actions

Rack ’em.

by GamecockTony on Sep 17, 2008 12:14 PM EDT reply actions

It’s huge. Everybody’s talking about it, especially the fans, who don’t like seeing a kicker that misses field goals like we’ve had the last couple of games.

Grothe… throwing Alvarado under the bus? How dare you… that man wrote a rap song about you!

by Grimey on Sep 17, 2008 12:16 PM EDT reply actions

Im eagerly awaiting a comment from Jay Mohr to plug his next project.

War the painful pause

by Bunkie Perkins on Sep 17, 2008 12:18 PM EDT reply actions

Rome. Still on the tube. Ri…diculous.

by Because They Can on Sep 17, 2008 12:19 PM EDT reply actions

Just for my information… What and where the heck is freakin’ South Florida?

by blon on Sep 17, 2008 12:23 PM EDT reply actions

Tampa.

by Biggus Rickus on Sep 17, 2008 12:27 PM EDT reply actions

So, you know, in West Central Florida.

by TJ on Sep 17, 2008 12:31 PM EDT reply actions

What – a flash in the pan

by OhioDawg on Sep 17, 2008 12:44 PM EDT reply actions

It’s been years since The Great Gazoo surfaced in my thoughts.

by sonofsamford on Sep 17, 2008 12:50 PM EDT reply actions

It’s one thing to get some ho-glitter on you from a no-pride-evening at a local emporium of modern dance.

That, however, is gonna be hard to explain to the missus.

by Albino Tornado on Sep 17, 2008 12:54 PM EDT reply actions

I wonder if Singlet dude got all glittered up?

by Carolina_Girl on Sep 17, 2008 1:01 PM EDT reply actions

Jim Rome, victim of random brain anuerisms.

And now . . . (pop) . . . clones you all make me sick . . . (pop) . . . RACK HIM, J-Stew.

by That 5.0 Guy on Sep 17, 2008 1:02 PM EDT reply actions

I would gladly beat Jim Rome to death with a pipe for his insolence!

by JB on Sep 17, 2008 1:13 PM EDT reply actions

Voice for Print Media Dept.

Rome does not have a good voice for radio…sounds awful…and he looks like a midget (I mean “little person”) on TV. Though, I did like when he called Jim Everett “Chrissy” eons ago. Took guts from the little man, unless it was staged like a wrastlin’ show.

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Sep 17, 2008 1:29 PM EDT reply actions