Blogtoberfest: because bug-eyed Fulmer never, ever goes out of style.

–Dear Greg Easterbrook: please don’t write about college football. You suck at it most whoreaciously. Love, the universe and the cheap, bloodthirsty Jews who run it.

–Badgers linebacker Jonathan Casillas will be in court Friday to face DUI charges for having a .15 and pushing it to the limit on a moped. Mark Hasty uses this as a chance to reference the infamous chalupa incident at Kansas, a note worth the whole article by itself.

–Todd Reesing is no one. Please move on.

–Tampans are a friendly, accommodating people!

KU alum Brent Kassing, 39, of Winter Park, attended the game with his cousin’s family. In all, they had five children ranging in age from 4 to 15.

“I must have heard ‘[expletive] you!’ about 200 times,” said Kassing, who complained to USF officials in an e-mail. “It was a terrible environment. I had never experienced that at an away game.”

In other words: homefield advantage achieved, Bulls! Change nothing.

–Joe Cribbs Car Wash examines the likelihood that Auburn was sandbagging leading up to LSU. If that was sandbagging, it nearly resulted in auto-entombment.