ASK JIM TRESSEL

Jimmy T makes car parts for the American worker, because that’s who he is, and that’s who he cares about.

Not really the photo I wanted to see there at the end, Orson, what with the plane ride tomorrow to PHX and all.

What?

No “Stay The Course” references?

I kid. I kid.

We couldn’t let UGA fans off cleanly, General. (saluting as we type this)

Your next GOP candidate for President: Jim Tressel.

The bear is like a rivals.com poster: he is not very intelligent as evidenced by his grammar and spelling, yet, suprisingly, he still owns a computer. Also, he bothers Jim Tressel constantly.

Y’know, a [bear] with [a computer] is like a mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got is and darned if he knows how to use it."

So if Michigan beats Ohio State (I refuse to acknowlege or refer to the Buckeyes with the moniker
“the” until they win a legit National Championship in a dominating way, and not have it come down to bogus
Pass Inference call), how long until the Jim Tressel ship gets torpedoed by the Admin? I think John Cooper would have at least won one of these 3 past big games…. I hope they are lookin past Troy….that would be alot of fun if they dropped another game to a team from Sparta

@3 – pfft – “Stay the Course”?

What we need and deserve is a full on LSUFreak treatment of Jimmy T in front of a “Mission Accomplished” banner.

Of course, the Iraqi Information Minister would also work. “There was no great loss this past weekend to USC. Nor was there a loss to Florida or LSU. We are winning the BCS battle.”

/eat snacky smores

“My husband comes home smelling like whore and won’t tell me who he’s talking to on the cell phone all the time.”

Relax, Mrs. Carroll. Just sounds like your husband is recruiting well, again.

Mmmmmm, whore.

UGA fans are going to hear how to fasten their seat belts for the first time tomorrow from a flight attendant. I’m sure many will be trying to make their Penthouse Forum fantasy come true, since they don’t know when they may ever need to fly again.

tOSU will see changes at QB as early as this week. Seems Terrelle Pryor is taking more snaps than Todd Boeckman in practice. We may get beat again, but it will have an element of excitement. Maybe not 3-2 excitement, but thrilling just the same.

Totally off topic, but what was the name of the song that closed EDSBS Live the other night?

Stay Calm…All is Well

http://crazyopinions.com/__oneclick_uploads/2007/09/remain_calm.jpg

I hate to disagree with the coach, but I think Wayne needs to get that mole checked out before it blows up like the radiator on the Grand Am.

Dear JT–

A few weeks ago I noticed your defense looked slow and out-of-position. It looks like your defensive coordinator has put in horrendous schemes. The defense bleeds yardage constantly, and Saturday night it started smoking and emitting a smell of brimstone and rotting cabbage. Should you maybe send Haycock out on an ice floe?

–Concerned and smoking in Columbus, OH.

Fixed.

Wow, a reference to the Tenerife air disaster.

Were you stuck in line at Barnes and Noble for too long and you started reading Air Disater books in the cheap section?

“A few weeks ago I noticed a small lump on my arm. It looks like one of my moles has grown to a horrendous size. It bleeds constantly, and last night it started smoking and emitting a smell of brimstone and rotting cabbage. Should I see a doctor?”

Adequately describes the Notre Dame football program.

I love air-disaster books almost as much as I love the airplane scene from “Fight Club.”

Now, a question of etiquette: As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

vegas_buckeye — work with that “Mission Accomplished” thing, because Michigan’s all ready got the Iraqi Information Minister at work:

http://wolverineliberationarmy.blogspot.com/2008/09/message-from-wla-bureau-of-information.html

#17

“A few weeks ago I noticed a small lump on my arm. It looks like one of my moles has grown to a horrendous size. It bleeds constantly, and last night it started smoking and emitting a smell of brimstone and rotting cabbage. Should I see a doctor?”

Adequately describes the Notre Dame football program under Willingsham and Boob.

All fixed.

The response would be different if CJT knew the bear ran a 4.6 forty.

Where is “The Artist Formerly Known as blah, blah, blah”?

“COWCH–HALP TREE ON FIRE STUK N TREEE HALP–BAHR”

Are you sure this wasn’t Jeff Tedford? Or maybe Dumpster Muffin?

Sigh. I kid because I already bought the season tickets….

Tater, would you say Tommy Boy or Drumline is your favorite movie? I know, tough call.

@19 – curses. Your wolverine cunning has preempted the humor attack of the buckeyes.

Though in fairness, UM has earned the right to use the Information Minister.

Maybe what OSU needs it to hire an under-qualified hot female to do double duty as its offensive and defensive coordinator. That should rally the voters.

Crabapple Buck,

Actually, last year we flew all the way to New Orleans for a BCS Bowl, which we won. Then we flew back with a shiny trophy and a #2 national ranking. How did your bowl trip go? Really? Again? We’re also 2-0 in our last meetings with Florida and LSU. How you doin’?

 And those who play Ohio, Akron and Bowling Green on a rolling basis really shouldn’t throw travel/scheduling stones. Especially at Rey Mauluga. Because that will just make him angrier. And Boeckman wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.

And Ohio residents making jokes about backwards Georgians is tantamount to West Virginians stereotyping, well, anyone. On that I hope we might be able to agree.

Good natured hugs and knife twists,

Your friends in Georgia.

Re #19: I thought that guy got a job in Huntington. I mean, if you wanted to pick an American city that reminded you of Baghdad . . . .

http://www.anotherwineblog.com/skunkworks/welovemarshall/info2.jpg

“Maybe what OSU needs it to hire an under-qualified hot female to do double duty as its offensive and defensive coordinator. That should rally the voters.”

+1 from this Michigan fan to you, vegas_buckeye.

I notice that the advertising on this page is “get complimentary The Ohio State ringtones.” Would those ringtones be the ones that sound like a whore choking on a 10 inch tubesteak?

#28

I would disagree with the blatant sexist attitude you boys have towards one of the current VP nominees. Being able to see Russia from her home state is a big plus in national security issues.

I see Darrell K Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium everyday. I believe I am qualified to coach.

Blon

You would be more qualified to coach than Greg Robinson or Ty Willingham. You would have to move from Austin though.

@ Doug

You’ve read the wrong Palahnuik prior to your flight. Read Choke instead (especially the chapter all about the mile-high club). The flight will be a lot more interesting (note: allow time to deal with the airport police just in case there are misunderstandings).

Too busy to read through comments, but I have it on good word that Tressel likes the Beach Boys, and his wife like Celine Dion (or Selayne Dayon if you ask JT).

JPDoesDallas

I hope you enjoyed your trip to the Sugar Bowl! We were there too, wish you would have said hi! Oh wait, we were there about a week after you, we were playing in a bowl that decided something other than how many rounds Colt Brennan got to sweat during the draft. It’s fine, we’ve decided to take the Georgia road this year. Lose early (maybe even a few times), win the rest of your games, then complain that your not in the MNC game!

Coach tressel, I am 12 years old, and live in this great city called columbus. I am a die hard football fan, and I know that you get tired of people asking about the quarterbacks at ohio state, but I seriously, unlike most, think you should start Boeckman over pryor. I think That Terrel wil louse his poise against a really good team. Just look at wisconsin, I mean he did well against Troy, but when you guys get to Penn. State, he might louse it. Bockman, did well under the stress of Michigan last year, and is the senior, so please reconsider boeckman.