Comments on: AUBURN VS. MISSISSIPPI STATE: LIVE TO WIN

By: dumpster baby

dumpster baby — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 14:16:06 +0000

How did everyone miss this one about bama fans?

“It must have been an Auburn grad that invented pay at the pump so we wouldn�t have to deal with your people after a fill up.”

That’s goeld right there

By: jamiedawg

jamiedawg — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 03:26:49 +0000

WarCardinals–100 cocktails to you for the “Price is Right” failure horn…classic…I am still laughing at that game…thanks for the clip, Orson.

By: NewAZTiger

NewAZTiger — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 00:03:11 +0000

#60: Greatness

#64: Even worse – AU had 162 yards rushing.

And to think, you usually get a 3 point home field advantage. MSU’s score was -1 after adjusting.

By: NewAZTiger

NewAZTiger — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 00:02:36 +0000

#60: Greatness

#64: Even worse – AU had 162 yards rushing.

By: lola

lola — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 23:06:19 +0000

Blame it on the cowbells. Conditional reflexing at its best. The bells rang and Auburn’s offense became drooling zombies.

By: onomatopoeia

onomatopoeia — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:42:36 +0000

McCorvey was shit at Bama and is shit with corn in it at STATE. I like Croom but he has got to fucking get rid of McCorvey and find someone who is capable running an offense around the talent he has, not the talent he thinks he has. FUCKING SHIT BALLS.

By: marcillac

marcillac — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 19:53:08 +0000

Rumour has it Auburn actually gained 315 yards on offense. All I can say is that I’m thrilled I missed just about all of that but saw only the part airing during the USC/OSU halftime. As the scores scrolled on the bottom of the screen we kept seeing the 3–0 and wondering how horrible the game must be. When it became 3-2 our curiosity instantly went into the stratasphere

The part we did so was so abundantly full of glorious offenseive inaptitude as leave the fondest memories for decades to come.

Thanks for the video Orson. A wonderful souvenier.

By: Kwaj

Kwaj — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 19:09:03 +0000

Only 1 team really scored, Clyde. AU was responsible for all 5 points.

I will always cherish my ticket stub from that game.

One could live a hundred years and never see a game like that again.

My AU group was rolling with laughter more than horror by the 4th quarter.

By: beast in 'bama

beast in 'bama — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:41:26 +0000

I still maintain that this game was like watching inter-species erotica; disgusted and repulsed, I couldn’t look away.

By: Holly

Holly — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:24:10 +0000

Orson seems to think highly of the game (total irony?) yet Holly deems it necessary to document only the flaws of the night

I loved this game unreservedly, for the same reasons one of my favorite movies is She-Gods of Shark Reef.

By: Tater Salad

Tater Salad — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:19:24 +0000

That game was so bad that, somewhere, a bald eagle shed a tear, in front of an American flag, on the back window of a 2500 Silverado. There were plenty to choose from…

Heartbeat, indeed.

By: NewAZTiger

NewAZTiger — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:18:58 +0000

You know what that video needed?

More Cowbell.

By: ChemE93

ChemE93 — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:16:10 +0000

When it gets down to it, you could probably selectively edit most college football games and get something that looks pretty stinky.

Not to take away from the craptacular nature of 3-2, of course. Just emphasizing that the video was humorous, not representative.

By: InsaneCoachPosse

InsaneCoachPosse — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:14:31 +0000

I for one am a tad confused here… Orson seems to think highly of the game (total irony?) yet Holly deems it necessary to document only the flaws of the night

a highlight of the vicious hitting, velcro coverage, a couple of beautiful passes to the post, but mostly just violent brutal savage defensive play is all that should be remembered. All else is waste and fluffery

..oh yeah and some yellow flags that appeared to be jerked out of the refs’ pocket by someone with a big bet on the game

By: ClydeB

ClydeB — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:03:47 +0000

At least both teams scored.