“…I LIKE TO SAY I’M FROM EARTH.”
Dan Hawkins, given the full profile treatment by Robert Allen Powell of 5280 magazine in Denver, and whoa, holy hell do we never, ever want to be around Dan Hawkins at 5:30 in the morning.
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1
GamecockTony says:
I would’ve thought Denver’s magazine would be called “420″.
Hawkins is one strange, strange man.
September 15th, 2008 at 11:06 am
2
Biggus Rickus says:
Hawkins scares me more than clowns.
September 15th, 2008 at 11:31 am
3
yoyofutbawl says:
From Earth? Pure BS.
It is established that he ends converasations by saying NANU NANU.
Explain that, puny Earthlings.
September 15th, 2008 at 11:48 am
4
OhioDawg says:
And his best quote was delivered 3 or 4 years ago when Boise State was playing Georgia. Jablonski absolutely fell apart, threw 3 or 4 interceptions and they were losing something like 28 – 0. The obligatory female sideline reporter pulled up alongside the Hawk and asked what happened that they were so far behind.
After visibly restraining himself: “Did you SEE the first half?” Nothing else….gone.
September 15th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
5
Cletus McNirtny says:
“I lie around on my couch and scratch my balls just like everyone else.”
His candor is unnerving.
September 15th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
6
Chuck says:
“It’s because the players who arrive at college unprepared to work are largely black, and most of the players who play basketball are what? Black, right?”
Umm, what?
September 15th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
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Rob says:
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – it is extremely hard for me to dislike a nutzo like Dan Hawkins. Even if it turns out he’s not the right guy for Colorado, which I doubt he isn’t, he’s at least the most entertaining guy they could have gotten.
September 15th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
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WalterSobchak says:
Dan Hawkins makes Mike Leach look focused and boring.
September 15th, 2008 at 6:07 pm