CURIOUS INDEX, 9/15/08

I hereby move that the phrase “Game of the Century” be retired from the English lexicon and that any usage of this phrase in reference to anything other than the 2008 Auburn-Mississippi State game be made punishable by a fine on the first offense, with possible jail time for subsequent offenses.

Do I hear a second?

He who controls the spice controls the universe!!!

Another Headline for this week:

Alabama’s Fanney not afraid of Arkansas’s Dick.

Always my favorite hate-Tennessee moment is when Lawrence Wright decides Joey Kent doesn’t need to read at anything more than a 2nd-grade level the rest of his life: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqg9NjsdTkI

BTW, Peyton Manning never beat Florida.

Polls are out. I’m shocked that Notre Dame isn’t in the top 25.

I’m calling BS on that video. Pretty sure Weis’ kitchen is much bigger than that one.

Geez – between Bill Bates getting crushed by Herschel, Jason Allen getting lit up by Ronnie Brown, and now Rogan by Newton…Tennessee players sure do enjoy getting run the F over…

I’ll trade an ACL for a win over the Skunkbears any day!

Orson: Is there some sort of alphabet-Survivor you have going on? This time you managed to forget both K and R.

Orson obviously hates kick returners. You know, I almost can’t muster up any more joy at Ohio State flopping in big games. Maybe I should rewatch that Buckeye Fan “music” video and remember why I hate them so much.

Albino Tornado: it is because we are thoroughly and completely retarded. There is no other explanation.

me like Auburn-MissSt game… remind me of fight between neighbor guh and buw – they only had one club so they had to share

re: Alphabet / N is for Necessary

Karma can be a bitch, Mr. Granger.

There is nothing I enjoy more than lurking on Ohio State boards following a buckeye loss and watching the place tear itself apart.

Within a matter of 25 minutes – 4 individuals were permabanned, 3 given two weeks temp ban and 7 others given very stern warnings following criticism of Tressel’s playcalling.

Buckeye planet.com, stand up a take a bow. I was very much entertained.

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And i totally pwnz0red you for your Syracuse mix-up. Of course, I fell on my own it’s/its sword in doing so.

#7, another one of those was Allen getting absolutely trucked by Leonard Pope.

Watching that Auburn game was like watching a bunch of retards try and fuck a doorknob.

Orson:

I believe the preferred nomenclature, at least among the scientific community, is “mongoloid.”

Ok O…..
What will Holly have to proclaim Mr. Tebow’s this year?
Perhaps something a bit further “south” this year???

Things, among many, many others, I have learned about via EDSBS and its progeny:
The Black Kids
Schmidt Sting Pain Index
Catlab

Thank you.

Does anyone know who got helmet stickers for OSU against USC?

@ 1 -I’ll grudgingly second you on that.

Although I’m sure my attitude on AU/MSU is the same as yours concerning GA/USCe – It’s a win…an uglier than a bag of smashed assholes win, but a win nonetheless.

UConn 45, UVA 10. Bring on USC.

My sweet-natured and soft-spoken Southern wife noted that the AU-MSU game “looked like two monkeys fucking a football”.

It probably is too early to come oout of the bunker, because if it isn’t the initial blast, it is the fallout that will kill you. I think Woody Hayes said, “There is nothing that cleanses the soul like getting your ass kicked”. Well, our souls have been cleansed.

Positives from the game are few, but I have some. First, you will now see the dawning of the Terrelle Pryor era. I believe we will see less and less of Todd Boeckman as the year goes on. Secondly, we get USC in Columbus next year, so there is a sense of urgency to get better and not let this happen again. Third, there is still a conference championship to win and Michigan to beat.

Crabapple:

I commend you on being a man and coming around the Monday after. Good form.

But I do have one question, and I’m not trying to be a jerk, but shouldn’t there have been a “sense of urgency” two years ago?

Crabapple: “Third, there is still a conference championship to win.”

Uh, in the SEC, we ACTUALLY have a conference championship “game.” If you mean a “our record sucks less than yours” championship, then I stand corrected.

I will forever refer to AU@MSU 2008 as “Teh [sic] Game of the Century”

Tater

If you are refferring to after UF, I believe they chalked it up to coming in overconfident and fat from the post-Heisman banquet circuit. Last year was actually a rebuilding year. The only reason we were in NOLA was because of the failure of others. This was the first one with all of the pieces in place to make a run. Now that weaknesses have been exposed (again), changes will be made to change the outcome the next time. Fortunately, there will be a next time.

OSU got beat so bad this weekend Law & Order SVU has an episode based on it.

We have just received a cable from the heart of Dixie and Jim Crow in Starkville, Mississippi. FLASH: The Tigers of Auburn University have just trounced the Bulldogs of Mississippi’s Land Grand College, of a score of 3 to 2. BOTH sides did attempt the FORWARD PASS, but to no avail. Coaches are still speculating its use. We now return to our current broadcast of “The Shadow”, brought to you by Ivory Soap.

Even 2 days later, I can’t explain why I watched the AU-MSU game not once but twice. But – it was mesmerizing in the same manner that a car accident is. You know that it is horrible – that you are watching someone else’s disaster – but you can’t turn away.

You better pray to the pantheon of Northern Florida rockers (38 special, Skynyrd, Petty, Blackfoot) that your goy-ish mohel qb doesn’t fall asunder in the near future, causing you and yours to suffer the fates of Cam Newton attempting the forward pass.

With apologies to the lovely and talented Holly, isn’t every week “Hate Tennessee” week.

Orson, maybe you get Holly to go double or nothing on this year’s game,

Did Miss St pull the goalie in the last minute or so to try and tie the game?

Also, don’t tell anyone, but just between you and me, I think your Charlie Weis video is fake.

There is no shame in getting beat by a very talented team.

I’m planning ahead and practicing that speech for my first post on October 13.

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As an ardent MSU fan & graduate, listening to Orson Welles as The Shadow would have been more entertaining and suspenseful. Plus, it only lasts 30 minutes and always has a happy ending.

Honestly, I can’t think of more than 10 years out of the last 40 that we have had an offense worth sh**, and Woody “Mr Imagination” McCorvey sure ain’t the cure.

Wow, Sting looks just like Jimmy Clausen in that video.

Just one comment regarding tOSU, and then there won’t be any reason to talk about them until the Rose Bowl. All I heard about last year was how they were one year “ahead of schedule”. The words “ahead of schedule” are now officially retired from the college football lexicon.

MCab @ 31:

USAFA completed zero passes against Houston. And won. Yo yo cro magnon foobaw FTW.

Shouldn’t Charlie Weiss be wearing the bucket in that video?

Maybe Weis knew what he was doing, after all. Despite having one of the most inept offenses in history last season, the core of that young team, now sophomores, are making use of their experience. To wit, every single one of Notre Dame’s 35 glorious points scored against Michigan were scored by young men who were part of ND’s much heralded and then much reviled freshman class last season.

Auburn – MSU
3 – 2

If these were 2 Big Ten teams, it would be “Big Ten sucks”, but since this is the SEC, it’s “great defense”.

AU vs. MSU 2008 aka “Game Redacted” or least the score should read AU 3 MSU (score redacted)

As an Auburn fan, let me say Uhm….yea….we…..umh…..won?

OS, hating Tennessee should be a theme EVERY week.

In keeping with the Dune motif “A million deaths are not enough for Weis!”

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Good point, admittedly. However, there will be 10-12 players between the two defenses playing on Sundays pretty soon, and I don’t know what two Beeg Teneleven skools other than Woody & Bo have ever been able to make that remark recently.

If AUbarn puts 21+ pts on LSD this weekend, Sly will stand vindicated.

And somewhere, theArtist FKAtOSU is blaming this on Nick Saban.

Yoyo -
I’m pretty sure you could say the same or have a similar count with OSU and UM
Freeman
Laurinitis
Jenkins
Jamison
Warren
Taylor
Trent(after ND game, may be a stretch)
and a couple more on the fringe

#37: Norm Chow’s O scored fewer points than MSU did this weekend.

I swear, it was a full moon.

3-2 is just the most awesome score ever in football. It will likely not be repeated in my lifetime, and such, it is a solitarily most awesome score from football that it must be celebrated.

And, if AU blows the doors off of LSU, I’ll be vindicated in my belief that Tuberville was saving all his coupons for this week, known on the Plains as Double Coupon Third-Saturday

scalz1 @ 43

Did you read all of the comments on this thread prior to posting? Although they are two good defenses, every post on here has been how shitty the teams played. “Like retards fucking a doorknob” or “monkeys fucking a football” come to mind.

However, just to be fair to you and give you what you want to hear, the Big 10 does, in fact, suck ass.

Did anyone else think that Weiss’ knee injury looked like something my Auburn Tigers would inflict. We will punish LSU this weekend. Yall should take the over if its at 6 or less. One net point is all the spread eagle needs. Time to roll toomer’s corner.

Silly man, EVERY week is Tennessee Hate Week

SHLE @ 51

When it comes to sucking ass, nobody would know more about that than a Bama fan. I guess I’ll have to take your word on that.

scalz1 @ 43

No, it wasn’t great defense. Auburn’s looked great, but they were playing MSU’s offense. MSU’s looked pretty good, but they were playing AU’s offense.

Three to two. THREE TO FUCKING TWO.

I still can’t believe it.

WarCardinals,

Its pretty clear that Auburn is intentionally playing poor so as to sneak up on LSU. Its called “sand bagging” and its been our plan all year.

Also Crabapple Buck,
 Ohio State would be a 35 point under dog to Vandy. What is yalls record against the SEC? or I hate to say it, against the Bammers?

Touche, Crabapple Buck, Touche.