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BLOGPOLL, WEEK THREE: OHIO STATE CASHES A CHECK

It's no mistake that Lehman declares bankruptcy on the day Ohio State takes a huge plunge in our Blogpoll: both were cruising on credit and paper tiger-ing their way through the past two years hoping no one would notice. (Subprime is a word we always associated with Todd Boeckman anyway.)

Errata, further errata, and backflips into empty swimming pools follow.

Rank Team Delta
1 Southern Cal 2
2 Oklahoma 1
3 Georgia 1
4 Florida --
5 Penn State --
6 Missouri --
7 Brigham Young 15
8 Wisconsin 2
9 Texas 4
10 LSU 1
11 South Florida 8
12 Alabama 3
13 East Carolina 5
14 Wake Forest 2
15 Texas Tech 3
16 Ohio State 9
17 Oregon 3
18 Kansas 9
19 Auburn 3
20 West Virginia 1
21 Utah 5
22 Oklahoma State 2
23 Clemson 3
24 Nebraska 2
25 TCU 1

Dropped Out: Arizona State (#17), Fresno State (#20), Georgia Tech (#23), Illinois (#25).

I am my Heisman favorite. Rey Maualuga is his own H****** favorite, but Rey, doesn't an award that Jason White claimed seem kind of...femme for you? USC is really good, this is the point, and it's all pointless to argue when Sanchez divulged that one of the key routes against USC was the inability of tOSU's linebackers to cover their fullback on pass plays. "The problem in that fight was my inability to defend against the slow punch to the belly." "My business would have succeeded, but we failed to install a door for customers to access our services."

Penn State is criminally underrated. Irony! Penn State gets the five spot over Missouri because Penn State has a defense and an offense, and will not likely surrender 400 plus to Juice Williams. Their offense shoots holes in the fabric of space and time, but the defense still arches skeptical eyebrows like the ones we are flexing right now. (Biggest muscles in body.)

Experiential learning is our new hot, hot sex. BYU and Wisconsin get nods over LSU and Texas because, lacking proper test data on either, they are one of the few remaining teams to still sit buoyed mostly by presason estimated value, and not by value on the field. Also, BYU decided to level, sow salt, and curse the soil of UCLA's proud city. We respect the shit out of that, a sentiment BYU fans likely won't get down with, because they don't like profanity or caffeine, or two best friends.

The rest: Kansas doesn't get too punished for a tight road loss, though the lack of run game unsettles; Georgia is at 3 because they looked the eeeninesiest bit flummoxed by South Carolina. Georgia fan: It's always that way! Us: Yes, but this is now, and we're attempting to rank by evidence, and the flummoxer just lost to Vandy. Auburn may have a points deficiency on their hands, and in prior years that means life in the teens for the year in between beating Alabama and Florida.

Clemson scares the daylights out of us; Arizona State does not deserve to be ranked for losing to terrible horrible UNLV; East Carolina fell asleep against Tulane, and thus dips; Wake Forest's inflated ranking will be refuted or justified at Florida State this week.

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This is a day on par with 1929 & the railroad bankrupcies of the 1880s. I’m a commercial insurance broker witnessing my professional world change before my very eyes.

But nothing today compares to the shock of seeing Alabama up at 11 or 12 in all the polls.

by Bobby Decatur on Sep 15, 2008 12:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I like moving up four by doing absolutely nothing. It is a good day.

by blon on Sep 15, 2008 12:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I see the Huskers have found a place of honor at the bottom of the pile. So it begins the tough climb to prominence in Orson’s eyes. Which at least for me is far far more important than any AP, Coaches or Nostradamus-like poll from my ever so red shaded perspective.

Va Tech shall make a excellent test of our mettle.

Word of Caution to our rivals to the southeast. ‘Pride goeth before the fall…’ this means you Mizzou. Lincoln in the dark is not a place you want to play…. There is a reason you haven’t won here since 1978, Memorial Stadium is like Kryptonite to your Superman QBs just ask Brad Smith.

by iggy on Sep 15, 2008 12:59 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCKING COCA-COLA!!! Take that, Mormons.

by Brian on Sep 15, 2008 1:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude if I was the BYU QB, I would get so many sister-wives right now, and they would all be pregnant by a fortnights end…..
There once was a special education singing group, who would ,as a reward for good singing, get one Tab and one Apple……thus the Moron Tab-N-Apple Choir was born…..(snare,kickdrum and cymbal crash)

by Mr. Pelican Pants on Sep 15, 2008 1:19 PM EDT reply actions  

So Florida State’s not ranked here? Huh. And I thought beating Western Carolina and Chattanooga counted for something!

by Rockabye Reggie Nelson on Sep 15, 2008 1:25 PM EDT reply actions  

This is by far the shakiest Top 25 ever…

I’m not wholey impressed with anyone thus far…. though I have yet to see LSU even play. I mean really, USC have feasted on vastly subpar opponents, and Oklahoma are due for an ugly 13-7 win over Iowa State or some ridiculous bullshit like that.

If Matthew Stafford “is the best quarterback in the year’s class”… this is the sorriest class of QB’s in a LOOONNNGGG time.

Texas I think just proves its best to just not play. Just sit and ride out the storm that is the regular season, and dismiss all notion that Colt McCoy, while having the coolest name for any Texas player, ever, is still Colt McCoy…

by beckett929 on Sep 15, 2008 1:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I would say
1.USC—til they actually play someone…..take your pick, Clemson or tOSU——-neither one is Top 15 material——
I dont think they will get challenged til they show up in the BCS….then they will kill Choklahoma…again….
2. Georgia——-stays here til they play Alabama. Then insert Florida here til they play Georgia……
3. Oklahoma or Mizzou——both are about the same, have not played anyone of note til conference play….
4. Penn State——Have plenty of thugs to do the deal, a REAL Big 10 Champion—the Big 10’s version of Clubber Lang calling out the paper champion tOSU—will destroy tOSU and any fans walking by frat houses…….
5. Some random SEC team——either LSU or Florida
6. B-angin Y-our U-nderage sister on the compound…

The rest will answer questions once league play resumes or actual ranked opponents that can actually play good football against quality competition….until then the lottery works just as good…..

by Mr.Pelican Pants on Sep 15, 2008 1:33 PM EDT reply actions  

As a Mortgage-Backed Securities Analyst, let me just say that I’ve taken myself out of the top 25.

Wish I’d scheduled Charleston Southern and UT-Chattanooga instead of Option-A Arms and 2nd Lien CMBS.

by Kerwin4two on Sep 15, 2008 1:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess by keeping my Buckeyes ranked, Orson feels that there are only 15 teams capable of coming within 32 of USC.

by Crabapple Buck on Sep 15, 2008 1:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone else think that Troy vs. Ohio State is a potential upset special?
Today’s transitive property:
Troy > MTSU > Maryland > Cal

by John on Sep 15, 2008 1:44 PM EDT reply actions  

this week the mighty will rise and the imposters will be exposed

OleMiss – Vandy *NO! you’re on the bottom!
Fla – TN *you just thought you could make it back to ATL
AU – LSU *Corndogs & Cowpies… what could be more fun?
Ala – Ark *Winner gets dinner at Wafflehouse
FSU – Wake *who would have ever thought this would matter?
UGA – AzSt *we will see if the mojo can travel
Troy – tOSU *when was the last time you wore out two Trojans?
MissSt – GaTech *those bees better have that mind control device working

by InsaneCoachPosse on Sep 15, 2008 1:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Does Russia have to invade someone else before they find themselves ranked?

And no love for UConn?? Edsall’s gonna be pissed….

by beckett929 on Sep 15, 2008 1:49 PM EDT reply actions  

#7

Despite the construction worker debacle of a few weeks ago, McCoy is to be taken seriously. He is a talented QB with a lot of skills. If our o-line holds up, he will do very, very well this year. (Fozzy Whitaker also has a great name.)

The defense is just wait and see…unfortunately, October 11 is coming way too soon.

by blon on Sep 15, 2008 1:55 PM EDT reply actions  

becket929,

Between the protection breakdowns and drops, I thought Stafford performed fairly well against South Carolina. He made one absolutely horrible play that was fortunately negated by an iffy penalty. Otherwise, no major mistakes and a couple of genuinely impressive plays.

by Biggus Rickus on Sep 15, 2008 1:58 PM EDT reply actions  

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You forgot The Mississippi Bubble, which is more appropriate,as it bankrupted the world’s pre-eminent power at the time.

If you liked $4 gas, you’ll love $10 gas a year from now.

Only Ole Pi$$ losing out will assuage the pain.

by yoyofutbawl on Sep 15, 2008 2:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Thoroughly concur on Penn State. As I had remarked this morning, Jo Pa is truly Rasputin: Every time CW has him pegged to flop, fail, get BOR’d, he puts up a 10-11 win season. This season, they can run the table given the other cripples in the Big Televen

by Der Schatten on Sep 15, 2008 2:16 PM EDT reply actions  

  1. -

How about a choice between NCST and some Home Eq floaters?

At least you didn’t have to put up with Ron Cherry’s crew “giving you the business”

by tigercpa on Sep 15, 2008 2:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Should Ball State beat IU, they will be 4-0 and I hope get some love in the next edition of the poll.

by AlanInDC on Sep 15, 2008 2:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Matt Stafford = Jeff George = slightly better manners.

Clemson should not be ranked. Sponsored by Net Zero.

by Freehawk on Sep 15, 2008 2:59 PM EDT reply actions  

re: new hot, hot sex. BYU

All those words so close together…makes me nervous. Offending the Almighty is not something to trifle with.

by blon on Sep 15, 2008 3:00 PM EDT reply actions  

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When you coach for 400 years, you’re bound to sneak in a 10-11 win season every now and then.
Especially in the Big 10.

by PW on Sep 15, 2008 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Biggus…

I’ll agree, he doesnt make horrid errors, but he doesn’t in any way, shape, or form come close to being “the best in this class”.. There’s 3 years of tape on Stafford, and hes really the exact same guy today that he was 3 years ago. He’s not any worse, he doesn’t cost UGA games, but there’s little chance of him being a guy in the last 2 minutes of a game to drive the field and win it for ya.

And seriously, there’s a half dozen at least better than him that could come out this year – Chase Daniels, Mark Sanchez, Juice Williams, Todd Reesing, Pat White, Matt Grothe…. Grothe have the potential to make silly errors doing too much at certain times, but he’s also got the potential to stick in the corner of the endzone in overtime at Jordan-Hare…. ask yourself if you SERIOUSLY believe Stafford can do the same…

by beckett929 on Sep 15, 2008 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I realize it’s going to appear biased coming from me, but…

Is it possible hat Toledo is actually working on turning Tulane into a semi-sorta-kinda-ok respectable team? Everyone just assumed Bama took the Clemson win a little too seriously, but two weeks in a row?

by PeterPumpkinhead on Sep 15, 2008 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

becket929,

Well, there was about a six minute drive his freshman year against Georgia Tech where he hit several key passes including the TD and 2-point conversion that won the game in the final two minutes for Georgia. There was the 90-yard drive in the closing minutes of the Vandy game last year, culminating in the game-winning field goal. There was also the perfectly thrown ball to Mikey Henderson on the first play of overtime at Alabama last year to win the game. And to say he’s the same guy as the one who threw 13 interceptions to 7 TDS while completing 51% of his passes just shows how little attention you’ve been paying.

This is not to say that I think he’s the best college QB out there, but he is going to be the first QB taken for good reason. He fits the pro mold better.

by Biggus Rickus on Sep 15, 2008 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Correction: It was a drive that started from the 10 against Vandy, not a 90-yard drive.

by Biggus Rickus on Sep 15, 2008 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

@24

The Green Wave will be immediately better. This is just his his second year and Toledo’s doing a pretty good job down there.

I pity the Memphises of the world.

by Der Schatten on Sep 15, 2008 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Here’s a shout out to The Humanitarian: Happy Birthday, Pete!

by socalbryan on Sep 15, 2008 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Hard to argue with 59-0.

Like Coach Stalin always said, when it comes to points scored, quantity has a quality all its own.

by Emperor of Icecream on Sep 15, 2008 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

my family is mormon (i got out of that shit when i left home) and my mom starts every day with a caffeinated diet pepsi and her three favorite words are shit, damn and hell.

by fattus on Sep 15, 2008 6:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Criminaly underrated…Class.

by Rook on Sep 16, 2008 2:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Matthew Stafford = Brody Croyle with a better group around him.

by Stephen rains on Sep 16, 2008 9:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Too bad Penn State has to travel to Columbus to play this year. They never win in the C-bus, I know the Bucks look like shit but the crowd and Pryor will beat the Nittnies, now Wisconsin that is loss #2 for the Bucks, if they can get by troy this week.

by JoseOle on Sep 16, 2008 11:30 AM EDT reply actions  

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