Another day in college football bat country gives way to night.  Come out and play:

A few reminders—
*Don’t double-post.  There’s only one of us running this contraption.  Your comment will be gotten to as fast as possible.
*Unless it’s not funny/timely/relevant, in which case it will not appear.  Please try again.
*The chat-room format makes it easy to slip into this, but no one wants to see (or approve) twenty lines consisting of nothing but LOLs.  Dispense with the one-word answers and bring your A-Games.

Y’all absolutely killed with this thing last week.  Let’s fuckin’ dance.