He’s still for hire.

(I’m just sayin’)

We will look like world beaters against LSU this weekend, just wait.

Let’s not get crazy.

“I’d rather lost to USC 50-0 than beat MSU 3-2.”

Let’s not get stupid.

Or if PSU had managed to get in FG range after Iowa’s intentional safety in that 6-4 game, PSU would have had the weirdest 7 points ever.

First of all, I was in the woods this weekend, so only got to listen to the last ten minutes of AU/MSU, which were dreadful. But I have to take some shit.

As I was laughing at the ineptitude shown by Michigan, Tennessee, Notre Damn, and Syracuse the first two weeks of the season, I would be in a game live chat and say something like “if Tennessee and Syracuse played, the final would be 3-2.” I know I said that last week for this week’s ND-Michigan game. I’ve never felt worse after an Auburn win in my life. I’m embarrassed. The only time the spread has actually looked good wince we hired Franklin was when Clemson spent all its practices preparing for Borges’ offense, and we surprised ‘em with Franklin’s. Other than that, it’s been pretty craptastic.

The only question now is, do we lose to LSU by single- or double-digits?

Funny thing is, AU had 323 yards of total offense LAST YEAR against the Bullies and lost 19-15 (to go to 1-2).

3-2 was a great joy to be sure but really 4-3 would have been better. Thank God someone didn’t score a touchdown or generate a field goal by actually moving the ball. Such perfidy would have undermined the very essence of this masterpiece.

Will definately DVR for repeated vieweings (of the last quarter at least).

Tuberville, being the deft magician that he is, convinced Brandox Cox and the Aubs two weeks later that they were better than the Flying Tebows … in the Swamp.

College football can be a strange game (if you aren’t Oklahoma and USC).

Or maybe 7-6?