Comments on: CURIOUS INDEX, 9/9/08

By: Albino Tornado

Albino Tornado — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 19:47:02 +0000

That mustache *must* be a result of a bet. No other explanation can suffice for allegedly smart kids (Texas smart, but still) have that affront against man and God perching on his lip.

By: Big Jon

Big Jon — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 15:26:41 +0000

Its…its like two caterpillars doing some sort of mating ritual.

By: blon

blon — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 15:25:46 +0000

You really have to watch out for those smart kids. They sneak up on you. Just ask Spurrier.

By: sonofsamford

sonofsamford — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 15:05:54 +0000

One night a wild young cowboy came in, wild as the West Texas wind…

Dashing and daring, a drink he was sharing,

With wicked Felina, the girl that I love.

By: spartymike

spartymike — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 15:05:27 +0000

Arkansas at 2-0, huh…well, Clubber Lang has a prediction for the Hogs and their trip to Austin this Saturday: “Pain.”

By: beast in 'bama

beast in 'bama — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 15:02:04 +0000

Clement (to the dying Dillard): “What do you want legs for anyway? You don’t like to do nothing but sit on the porch and drink whiskey!”
Dillard: “I like to kick a pig every once in a while. How would I do that?”

Meanwhile, Blue Duck (Texas) menacingly awaits their arrival down on the Llano Estacado…

By: Doug

Doug — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:50:55 +0000

Not what I’m hearing, DevilGrad — my sources tell me Petrino is headed to Jackson, Mississippi, just as soon as Mike DuBose gets caught bending his secretary over the desk at Millsaps.

By: vegas_buckeye

vegas_buckeye — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:50:45 +0000

I saw the interview w/ Chase Daniel…. er…Clement…. on the Gameday preseason special, and much of the discussion was about his fine lip coiffe. My first thoughts were “OMFGMustachWednesdayNEEEDSThis!!!!!’

Sadly, I am but a layman, for I know not how to point a digital camera at my television.

My penance was great, for I sat and watched far too many football games in the abysmally scheduled “Week 2″

By: Seven Years in Gainesville

Seven Years in Gainesville — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:32:53 +0000

I take back everything dismissive I said about Rice last night during EDSBS Live. That mustache is full of WIN.

By: The Song of Hiawatha Francisco

The Song of Hiawatha Francisco — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:30:25 +0000

Chase Clement looks like he’s wearing one of the disguises from the Beastie Boys’ “Sabotage” video. Either that, or walked on camera immediately after receiving a Dirty Sanchez.

By: ThreenOut

ThreenOut — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:24:44 +0000

Mustache Wednesday just called….

By: hobeg8r

hobeg8r — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:22:32 +0000

DevilGrad – I believe the following may be more accurate:

Arkansas may be distracted by Petrino�s back-channel lobbying for any head coaching job anywhere in the country at whatever level as long as they pay him lots and lots of money and pay for his moving expenses. **

** Note: May or may not actually be true, but plausible.

By: Bobby Decatur

Bobby Decatur — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:21:40 +0000

That would be about as accurate a portrayal of physical karmic manisfestation as I’ve ever seen.

By: This Is Your Captain Speaking

This Is Your Captain Speaking — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:19:29 +0000

Terry Bowden = The Penguin, FTW

By: GeneralZod

GeneralZod — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:16:28 +0000

Does that make Houston Nutt the Joker?

The Riddler?

Catwoman?