THE ALPHABETICAL, WEEK TWO
by Orson on Sep 7, 2008 3:16 PM EDT
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PrintThe Alphabetical is up over at The Sporting Blog. The only piece of universal college football analysis based on Surrealist writing techniques! Now featuring crotch shots! Huzzah!
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Since when did Y get the Pluto treatment? Is it some sort of “is if a vowel or is it a consonant issue” that’s gotten out of hand?
by Albino Tornado on Sep 7, 2008 3:38 PM EDT reply actions
The MTSU Mine Canaries huh? Eh, if it gets us a reputation as a semi-dangerous team, I’ll take it.
by MightyMightyMitzu on Sep 7, 2008 5:49 PM EDT reply actions
I sincerely hope Jake Locker ends up with a good (i.e., pro) career after this.
It’ll be a shame to have seen him singlehandedly earn what few wins Ewe-Dub has had and nearly get killed by a helmet-to-helmet shot just to watch him end up as an accountant.
by Billy the Screaming Mime on Sep 7, 2008 6:56 PM EDT reply actions
You had me with the crotch shot. However, the article itself was fantastic. I thought Spleed was was the funniest.
Then Z came. Way funnier than the Werewolf with a chain saw for a penis.
Which is still really funny.
“Kneel before the Werewolf with spleed and a chainsaw for a penis!”
by Odell51 on Sep 7, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions
by Paul on Sep 7, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions
Mustache of the day?
What about moi’s ‘stache’?
by Tor Hershman on Sep 7, 2008 11:07 PM EDT reply actions
You had me worried for a minute Orson. After coming into work and seeing no posts regarding the subject, I thought you had decided to just let the longsnapper thing go.
Fortunately you were only playing possum.
Football meets groin… an artform unto itself.
by CincySooner on Sep 8, 2008 7:29 AM EDT reply actions
@9
Paul, you just dropped a corn kernel infused Yeti dingleberry in Orson’s corn flakes.
“……stick a pine tree up my ass and call me a National forest….” Still hilarious!
by hlh on Sep 8, 2008 9:53 AM EDT reply actions
All hail Greg Ulmer, Andre Breton, and the Surrealist Manifesto.
Keep up the good work.
by Josh on Sep 8, 2008 10:48 AM EDT reply actions
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