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1
Albino Tornado says:
Since when did Y get the Pluto treatment? Is it some sort of “is if a vowel or is it a consonant issue” that’s gotten out of hand?
September 7th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
2
johnny douche says:
Y I oughta….
September 7th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
3
skinnyphatman says:
Hans Moleman’s lawya’s will be in touch.
September 7th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
4
MightyMightyMitzu says:
The MTSU Mine Canaries huh? Eh, if it gets us a reputation as a semi-dangerous team, I’ll take it.
September 7th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
5
shanoff says:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Shanoff#Family
September 7th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
6
Billy the Screaming Mime says:
I sincerely hope Jake Locker ends up with a good (i.e., pro) career after this.
It’ll be a shame to have seen him singlehandedly earn what few wins Ewe-Dub has had and nearly get killed by a helmet-to-helmet shot just to watch him end up as an accountant.
September 7th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
7
Holly says:
The MIGHTY Mine Canaries.
September 7th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
8
Odell51 says:
You had me with the crotch shot. However, the article itself was fantastic. I thought Spleed was was the funniest.
Then Z came. Way funnier than the Werewolf with a chain saw for a penis.
Which is still really funny.
“Kneel before the Werewolf with spleed and a chainsaw for a penis!”
September 7th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
9
Paul says:
K is actually for Knowshon. As in…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6dKnp7nMBI
Knowshon.
September 7th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
10
Tor Hershman says:
Mustache of the day?
What about moi’s ’stache’?
September 7th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
11
CincySooner says:
You had me worried for a minute Orson. After coming into work and seeing no posts regarding the subject, I thought you had decided to just let the longsnapper thing go.
Fortunately you were only playing possum.
Football meets groin… an artform unto itself.
September 8th, 2008 at 6:29 am
12
hlh says:
@9
Paul, you just dropped a corn kernel infused Yeti dingleberry in Orson’s corn flakes.
“……stick a pine tree up my ass and call me a National forest….” Still hilarious!
September 8th, 2008 at 8:53 am
13
Josh says:
All hail Greg Ulmer, Andre Breton, and the Surrealist Manifesto.
Keep up the good work.
September 8th, 2008 at 9:48 am