LOVE ON THE ROCKS AT UTEP
How did your Saturday go? Get some laundry done? Watch your team sputter for three quarters before waking up and going for the balls in the fourth quarter? Get caught in a class 2 sex act on national television during the Texas/UTEP game? You did? We think we saw that. (Warning: video shows no nudity, but instead just a blurry, suggestive motion of immense humorous content. Nevertheless, viewer discretion is advised.)
This video represents the greatest amount of fun anyone has ever had with a Bob Davie football-related event, though you wouldn’t know it from the guy’s relatively impassive face. Footbaw! (HT: Dave.)
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joegamecock says:
Did Bob Davie show them his “O” face?
September 7th, 2008 at 8:32 am
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John F says:
The best part about this is that both of them seem to be looking at the game. I guess some things do take a backseat to football. Especially if you’re sitting on a giant rock.
September 7th, 2008 at 9:03 am
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InsaneCoachPosse says:
whatsa matter? you never have a gf search your pocket for cash while you were distracted?
September 7th, 2008 at 9:30 am
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blon says:
That clip reminds of how I was feeling about our secondary last night. I was all red-hot and fiery at the start thinking that those freshmen were going to do great things. Then as the game progressed I realized that it just flat.
September 7th, 2008 at 9:46 am
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scalz1 says:
Is that hispanic moss in the background?
September 7th, 2008 at 10:04 am
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allaha says:
Public sex is great. Few things are more thrilling than looking up at the end of the act to discover a crowd watching you — even if a policeman is a member of that crowd. . . . Of course, being this experience occurred in the Philipines, at the conclusion everyone (including the policeman) just went back to what they were doing.
September 7th, 2008 at 10:39 am
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vegas_buckeye says:
sometimes I miss being single. My “funny sex story” involves going with an ex-girlfriend to country clothier – she wanted to get outfitted, I was just along for the changing room undies.
Whilst in the changing room, I was treated to some premeditated commando-style of undergarments. Sex did ensue, which was apparently not quiet. When we re-dressed and exited the dressing room, we were treated to a round of applause by the entire staff.
It was a proud, yet awkward day that shall live on in my memory forever.
I hope this never makes it onto the internet.
September 7th, 2008 at 11:04 am
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Miss America Dept:
I wonder what Sarah Palin/Tina Fay thinks about this behavior….
September 7th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
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Gen. Stoopnagle says:
Funny. Until some DA with better things to do decides he/she needs to crack down on those sex offenders. Then, WA BANG! They’ll be on the internets for life! And the public will be safer for it!
September 7th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
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blon says:
#8
Sarah thinks this is immoral behavior. Teenagers should only practice abstinence until marriage.
That theory worked well for her daughter.
September 7th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
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TideDruid says:
*golf clap*
September 7th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
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burt says:
If I was still in college I would get so much ass.
September 7th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
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Jester says:
Is that Holly?
September 7th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
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Coop says:
@ #7
Really, is there anything in existence classier than the combination of Las Vegas resident and Ohio State fan?
Disregard the above, as it is rhetorical.
September 7th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
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Holly says:
Bitch, please. She’s a B-cup at best.
September 7th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
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scalz1 says:
Mom?
Sorry.
September 8th, 2008 at 7:05 am
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GamecockTony says:
I think that is Pam Ward.
On the right.
September 8th, 2008 at 8:17 am
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Geaux Irish says:
Re: #17
Couldn’t be her. Not enough facial fuzz.
September 8th, 2008 at 8:42 am