LOVE ON THE ROCKS AT UTEP

by Orson on Sep 7, 2008 9:22 AM EDT

How did your Saturday go? Get some laundry done? Watch your team sputter for three quarters before waking up and going for the balls in the fourth quarter? Get caught in a class 2 sex act on national television during the Texas/UTEP game? You did? We think we saw that. (Warning: video shows no nudity, but instead just a blurry, suggestive motion of immense humorous content. Nevertheless, viewer discretion is advised.)

This video represents the greatest amount of fun anyone has ever had with a Bob Davie football-related event, though you wouldn't know it from the guy's relatively impassive face. Footbaw! (HT: Dave.)

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Did Bob Davie show them his “O” face?

by joegamecock on Sep 7, 2008 9:32 AM EDT reply actions

The best part about this is that both of them seem to be looking at the game. I guess some things do take a backseat to football. Especially if you’re sitting on a giant rock.

by John F on Sep 7, 2008 10:03 AM EDT reply actions

whatsa matter? you never have a gf search your pocket for cash while you were distracted?

by InsaneCoachPosse on Sep 7, 2008 10:30 AM EDT reply actions

That clip reminds of how I was feeling about our secondary last night. I was all red-hot and fiery at the start thinking that those freshmen were going to do great things. Then as the game progressed I realized that it just flat.

by blon on Sep 7, 2008 10:46 AM EDT reply actions

Is that hispanic moss in the background?

by scalz1 on Sep 7, 2008 11:04 AM EDT reply actions

Public sex is great. Few things are more thrilling than looking up at the end of the act to discover a crowd watching you — even if a policeman is a member of that crowd. . . . Of course, being this experience occurred in the Philipines, at the conclusion everyone (including the policeman) just went back to what they were doing.

by allaha on Sep 7, 2008 11:39 AM EDT reply actions

sometimes I miss being single. My “funny sex story” involves going with an ex-girlfriend to country clothier – she wanted to get outfitted, I was just along for the changing room undies.

Whilst in the changing room, I was treated to some premeditated commando-style of undergarments. Sex did ensue, which was apparently not quiet. When we re-dressed and exited the dressing room, we were treated to a round of applause by the entire staff.

It was a proud, yet awkward day that shall live on in my memory forever.

I hope this never makes it onto the internet.

by vegas_buckeye on Sep 7, 2008 12:04 PM EDT reply actions

Miss America Dept:

I wonder what Sarah Palin/Tina Fay thinks about this behavior….

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Sep 7, 2008 1:56 PM EDT reply actions

Funny. Until some DA with better things to do decides he/she needs to crack down on those sex offenders. Then, WA BANG! They’ll be on the internets for life! And the public will be safer for it!

by Gen. Stoopnagle on Sep 7, 2008 2:25 PM EDT reply actions