GAMEDAY POLL QUESTION: THE CLAUSEN 'DO NEEDS NAMING
by Orson on Sep 6, 2008 4:57 PM EDT
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PrintIt's time to replace the poll with a question more relevant than the issue of how beautiful Rick Neuheisel is. (We all know that nothing, repeat nothing is more beautiful than His Coachness, and if the win over Tennessee didn't convince you of this fact, nothing will.)
The relevant mystery of the day is the proper nomenclature for Jimmy Clausen's new hairdo, a wonder of engineering on par with the Burj Dubai. It is oily, yet dry looking; long, but kind of short; not quite country, but not quite rock 'n roll; slightly unkempt, but too constructed to be an accident.
The available appropriate domain names we suggest for the successor to the Emu-hawk are:
A. Wake Up the Breck-oes!
B. The Pollyanna
C. Stewardess!
D. Little Throw Peep
E. The Ara Parseghian Waterfall
Submit your answers in the poll on the right. At the pace we've been changing them out, you only have the next four months to get your vote in, people.
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Little Throw Peep ’08. He looks like Gollum with that thing.
by poguemahone on Sep 6, 2008 5:04 PM EDT reply actions
He looks like the ballet dude from “Witness”—-you know, the Amish hair…all he needs is the straw hat,
by jamiedawg on Sep 6, 2008 5:05 PM EDT reply actions
Good thing he was not in the "What is prettier than Slick Rick pole. He might have secured my vote. And I am not gay. Not that there would be anything wrong with that if I was.
by skinnyphatman on Sep 6, 2008 5:24 PM EDT reply actions
It’s positively Claufensive. He looks like a dope.
by Year2-Dave on Sep 6, 2008 5:36 PM EDT reply actions
As a die-hard notre dame fan, i umfortunately have to vote for the pollyana. This game fucking sucks,
by gotitogo on Sep 6, 2008 6:11 PM EDT reply actions
We would fire an RPG at the referee in the BYU/Washington game if we could. An abortion of a call.
by Orson Swindle on Sep 6, 2008 6:22 PM EDT reply actions
I’ll try this again.
Jimmy Clausen is the tub girl to Casey and Rick’s 2 girls 1 cup
by WarCardinals on Sep 6, 2008 6:32 PM EDT reply actions
I christen the haircut:
The LaDouche, the same haircut Scott Stapp sports,
or the Fagbio, combining the homo look with a pseudo Fabio look…..
I think CupCake sums it up best,or how about a take on haircare products and the ND offense:
The NoGaine?
by Mr.Pelican Pants on Sep 6, 2008 6:35 PM EDT reply actions
Actually on second thought, it looks like a
Taint Salad
by Mr.Pelican Pants on Sep 6, 2008 6:40 PM EDT reply actions
I tuned in right before ND scored their first TD and no shit, my three year old daughter took one look at Clausen and said – I thought only boys play football, why is that girl on the field?
by DC Trojan on Sep 6, 2008 7:29 PM EDT reply actions
You have to admit that this is a better cut than the sticking straight up do that he had when he announced his decision at the CB HOF.
by blon on Sep 6, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions
He looks like Hulk Hogan’s illegitimate son in one of the Rocky flicks, thus he gets the nickname of Thunderlips.
by Matt on Sep 7, 2008 2:30 AM EDT reply actions
I think it reeks of the Terry Bradshaw “I’m balding but I need to hang onto what hair I have left, even if it’s a mullet, damnit.”
by Seeebs on Sep 7, 2008 4:12 AM EDT reply actions
E. The Ara Parseghian Waterfall
Brecause I’m drinking copious amounts of McCormack right now and Ara;s the onlye fucking name I recognize.
Go Irish!
by Mike on Sep 7, 2008 5:16 AM EDT reply actions
How about Jimmy’s Golden Pate? Or Business in the front, underage party in the back?
by Lawrence Ross on Sep 7, 2008 1:12 PM EDT reply actions
Cro-MagDome
Doesn’t he have any female friends to tell him to cut that shit.
by IrishGirl on Sep 7, 2008 2:46 PM EDT reply actions
the Encino man?
or possibly winner of the aryan brotherhood’s Roger Federer lookalike contest.
by refoy on Sep 7, 2008 4:57 PM EDT reply actions
the notre dame suck kut
“turn it off man. it’s sucking my will to live.”
by lola on Sep 7, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions
“Business in the front, underage party in the back?”
Fucking hilarious!
by GodCountryND on Sep 7, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions
With a little tweaking, he can be the Clauz.
by Allahver Fist on Sep 8, 2008 8:59 AM EDT reply actions
The Malibu Moose Mullet. That’s just a mullet w moose in it.
by rupediesel on Sep 8, 2008 2:59 PM EDT reply actions
Nolte Dame.
Picking your hairstyles from a book of mugshots, priceless.
by BadgerMan on Sep 9, 2008 12:02 AM EDT reply actions
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