Our tips for enjoying the weekend are over at TSB. A sample!

I actually am calling for Oregon State to win straight up against Penn State. Unlike others, though, I won’t attempt to justify it with any stats, rules or grand trendspotting. I’m picking them for two reasons: one, it gives me a concrete reason to care about any other game besides Miami/Florida this weekend, and two, Penn State bores me to distraction. Sometimes, you go all-in before the flop because you have to, and sometimes you do it because you just want to watch something burn. This is clearly the latter.

We’re not to be trusted with money, fireworks, or fast vehicles. Combinations of those, of course, are totally safe in our hands, especially when you mix all three in one endeavor.