LEFTOVERS ARE THE NEW FIRSTOVERS
by Orson on Sep 5, 2008 1:25 PM EDT
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I actually am calling for Oregon State to win straight up against Penn State. Unlike others, though, I wont attempt to justify it with any stats, rules or grand trendspotting. Im picking them for two reasons: one, it gives me a concrete reason to care about any other game besides Miami/Florida this weekend, and two, Penn State bores me to distraction. Sometimes, you go all-in before the flop because you have to, and sometimes you do it because you just want to watch something burn. This is clearly the latter.
We're not to be trusted with money, fireworks, or fast vehicles. Combinations of those, of course, are totally safe in our hands, especially when you mix all three in one endeavor.
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you may not be trusted with those three, but over in Mississippi I have seen a store with a giant sign out front:
Guns
Liquor
Ammo
my three favorite things to mix together… along with pistachios and cfb
by InsaneCoachPosse on Sep 5, 2008 1:40 PM EDT reply actions
Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms, AKA Louisianna
by NewAZTiger on Sep 5, 2008 2:07 PM EDT reply actions
Beavers playing in Beaver Stadium.
God Bless America.
by yoyofutbawl on Sep 5, 2008 2:13 PM EDT reply actions
I’m forwarding the idea of adding accusing eyes to the kettlebells to my kettlebell instructor. He wouldn’t have a pussy name like Wilson though. I’m thinking something scary and Russian like Ivan or Marko.
by JacketDan on Sep 5, 2008 2:20 PM EDT reply actions
I’m calling for PSU to make Orson care about watching them again. Seven TDs tomorrow.
by Ryan on Sep 5, 2008 6:23 PM EDT reply actions
Hey Orson, what did u think of PSU today? Ryan had it almost right….
by Jen on Sep 6, 2008 6:53 PM EDT reply actions
They were impressive and unboring, unlike Oregon State, who looked positively assy.
by Orson Swindle on Sep 6, 2008 6:54 PM EDT reply actions
Yea, our offense has some life this year. A nice change from the Morelli era.
by Jen on Sep 8, 2008 9:13 AM EDT reply actions
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