EDSBSGPS: WHERE WE AT, 9/6/2008
Tomorrow's couchbound agenda:
SWINDLE (ATL):
Southern Miss @ Auburn
Wake Forest @ Ole Miss
Oregon State @ Penn State
WFV @ East Carolina
Miami @ Florida
Texas Tech @ Nevada
HOLLY (L.A.):
Miami Ohio @ Michigan
Southern Miss @ Auburn
San Diego State @ Notre Dame
WFV @ East Carolina
Miami @ Florida
Texas @ UTEP

GARY BARNETT:
Hauling nets on a trawler in the North Atlantic.
Where y'all headed? Here, open threads, upset cheering, and a liveblog of the Gators-'Canes clash will be the order of the day. Join us, won't you? (But sleep in, because that first round of games will only exacerbate Friday night's hangover.)
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austiger will be making Cajun food for 10-12 folks huddled around a big screen TV in Seattle. Belltown to be exact.
austiger will watch Southern Miss give Auburn fits on the laptop while he makes gumbo.
yes it is already gumbo weather in Seattle.
austiger
by austiger on Sep 5, 2008 6:20 PM EDT reply actions
Austiger needs to quit being cheap and just buy ESPN Gameplan.
by Texas_Dawg on Sep 5, 2008 6:30 PM EDT reply actions
Man, I miss Belltown. And gumbo weather. Right on.
by Holly on Sep 5, 2008 6:31 PM EDT reply actions
Headed to Gameday, then to drinking, then to catching the beginning of UCF – USF before heading to the Swamp. For a fairly crappy slate of games, I am ridiculously excited. FOOTBAW!
by TJ on Sep 5, 2008 6:46 PM EDT reply actions
Oregon – Utah St. at 12:30, Cal – Wazzu at 3:30, then UFC at 6:30. Simulated fighting, followed by actual fighting, followed (invariably) by drunken fighting.
by Whohah on Sep 5, 2008 7:02 PM EDT reply actions
Splitting time between the couch and recliner in Charlotte, hoping Hanna stays away because I have a window that leaks. A leak in Charlotte? Who would have guessed? Ha ha ha h.. okay never mind.
My slate of games looks a lot like Orson’s. I’ve got two TVs (technically; one’s a computer with a TV card plus a monitor) in the living room for these very purposes.
I will not be catching any games on ESPN360 because Thanks Time Warner! Thanks so much!! Luv ya bunches!!!! XOXOXO
by Year2-Dave on Sep 5, 2008 7:15 PM EDT reply actions
I wouldn’t use Gary Barnett for bait. But to see him puking into a nor’easter might make my day.
The plan:
0900 – Miami U @ Meecheegan and Eastern @ State.
1230 – Central @ UGa, go Chips!
1530 – Golden Bears @ Husky Dogs
1600 – NU @ Dook, Webradio only (fuck the ACC, Silverlight, and everything else from Microsoft)
By 7pm PT, I should be either in bliss, or looking for a new bucket of kittens…
by PJ from NU in SF on Sep 5, 2008 7:18 PM EDT reply actions
Heading down to Autzen to witness a yellow-helmeted massacre.
by GorgeForeman on Sep 5, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions
1. Tailgating in golf course opposite the Big House beginning around 8am
2. Stumbling into a random Ann Arbor bar noonish to watch the game
3. ????
4. VICTORY!
by Sgt. Barwis's Beatdown Brigade on Sep 5, 2008 8:11 PM EDT reply actions
Bye week already…..UF/UM I guess. Or whatever the good people at timewarnercable allow me to see. Maybe I’ll go punch Barnett in the nose.
by ClydeB on Sep 5, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions
Sorry, that first game should have some sort of special asterisk indicating that I will be opening one eye to check the score, snickering, then sleeping for another two hours.
by Holly on Sep 5, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions
As a side note, anyone else notice that the Joker sneaked into the ESPN announcer booth last night?
by Year2-Dave on Sep 5, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions
Nooo… The Chanticleers game is canceled! I hope you guys have a backup game planned to cover.
Damn you Hanna!
(p.s. that’s not 66 mph winds being measured, that’s still the Penn St. score)
by Gunslinger on Sep 5, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions
Will be watching the Nittany Lions do battle with the Beavers in Beaver Stadium. Insert beaver joke here.
by psuphiman80 on Sep 5, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions
Unfortunately, a hangover’s a bad idea when you’ve got a 11:30 kick in Auburn that’s an hour and a half away.
Still, I’m headed in that direction.
by David on Sep 5, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions
Hmm…do I want to watch the Dawgs get beat by another team from Louisiana in person, or just hear about it on the radio? Decisions, decisions…
Either way, I’m walking. Trying to pull out of my driveway will be a BITCH tomorrow.
by the croominator on Sep 5, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions
7:30 Golf
12:00 tOSU v. Ohio U, peek at other games on PIP.
3:00 Watch every game broadcast until I fall asleep on the sofa in front of the TV around 11:00 pm or midnight.
by Crabapple Buck on Sep 5, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions
buckeyes vs. ou at noon
air force @ wyoming at 3:30
SEC on ESPN 5:30 & 8pm
Many beers. yep yep
by jd on Sep 5, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
Here on Nantucket looking for Barnett. Will stay up to watch the ‘Horns if he doesn’t show.
by SuperNova on Sep 5, 2008 11:02 PM EDT reply actions
USC idle? OSO and UGA scheduled to maim a MAC team? No CBS game?
That, folks, are the stars aligning for the Rebels to be on national television. Viva last resorts!
by Godfrey on Sep 5, 2008 11:43 PM EDT reply actions
What, nobody’s watching Minnesota-Bowling Green?
Well shit, neither am I. Anyone who gets married during football season deserves to get kicked in the nuts in the receiving line. And the Receiveress is in trouble for making me go, too.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 5, 2008 11:45 PM EDT reply actions
Depending on Hannah’s mood tomorrow, I plan on heading over to Winston and watch some Rebel/Deacon action and then scamper back to Raleigh to catch the Gators. Hopefully they’ll cover just to spite the Swindler.
Let the Gator Growl.
by Grady on Sep 6, 2008 12:08 AM EDT reply actions
11:30 – bourbon @ Harry Bissett’s; enjoy scenery
12:00 – bourbon @ 283 Bar; enjoy scenery
12:30 – hot dog from a street vendor at the corner of College and Broad
1:00 – back to Bissett’s to buy a friend a hurricane — and to drink more bourbon; enjoy scenery
2-ish – wander the streets and drink more bourbon at random bars; enjoy scenery
2:30 – walk through campus; marvel (yet again, after 17 years) that walking past the law library without going in no longer puts a knot in my stomach
2:45 – duck into undisclosed, out-of-the-way nook on campus, mere feet from gameday foot traffic, so buddy can get just a little more taste and smell
3:00 – suck down one last cigarette before heading into 100% smoke-free Sanford Stadium; enjoy scenery
3:15ish – sing Alma Mater and get a little misty over the fact that my parents’ seats next to mine are now occupied by two fat-assed strangers
3:30 – KICKOFF
Post-game is entirely unplanned.
by NCT on Sep 6, 2008 12:12 AM EDT reply actions
11:00: attending Eastern Illinois-[TEAM REDACTED]
Once I get back to the apartment, probably OrSt-PSU and WVU-ECU (with occasional checks on SDSU-ND just in case ND manages to pull off the impossible and suck worse than last year).
6:00: Murray State-Indiana just to tide me over until …
7:00: Miami/Florida.
9:15: If, as expected, Florida is beating the shit out of Miami, flip to Texas-UTEP.
12:30: If insomnia strikes, I’ll watch a replay of MSU-EMU on the BTN. Hopefully the game isn’t interesting enough for me to bother.
by SpartanDan on Sep 6, 2008 12:21 AM EDT reply actions
USC alum who just landed at Dulles (DC, for those of you in SEC country).
Sitting on a colonial style porch in Virginia routing our drive up to State College to watch the Pac-10 win another big game and still get no respect. (Win? Maybe. beat the 16 points? Easy Money) Sitting in rocking chairs, downing some suds, smoking some crap ass cigar and telling the boys that LA is great, but this is Americana! Where’s the fuckin’apple pie, god damnit?!?!? (Americana never included being online while drinkin some cheap as Coors on Friday night)
We got 2 Oregon State grads, One SC grad and a dude whose lady is dropping liablity #1 in 3 weeks so he doesn’t give a shit where we go. “Just bring beer!”
Beanie Wells is faking his injury. You heard it here. And, you’re not handsome.
by MalibuJuice on Sep 6, 2008 12:36 AM EDT reply actions
From about 8 AM until about 5 PM I’ll be on the couch here in the middle of nowhere in California, watching all the games that come my way.
At 5:30, I’ll be hitching it and walking 15 minutes to Spanos Stadium, where I’ll be watching some I-AA football as Cal Poly hosts Montana for the home opener. (Yes, the same Cal Poly that put the last minute hurting on San Diego State last week.)
GO MUSTANGS!
by Signal to Noise on Sep 6, 2008 1:38 AM EDT reply actions
10:00 am—Set up tailgate at SMU’s Boulevard (aka “Grove Lite”). Make annual September call to activate DirecTV receiver specifically used for tailgating.
11:00 am—Big Ten smorgasbord of asskickery. Will flip around to find most competitive game.
2:00 pm—BYU/UDub
2:30—Cincy/OU
4:00—Aggy/Lobo (It’s Red White Black and Blue Summer on Versus! At least that’s what Phil Liggett kept telling me during the Tour de France.)
5:30—Halftime…time to wander the Boulevard looking at strapless dresses
7:00—You’re looking live…at SMU/Texas St. (Insert Scott Bakula joke here). As the billboards around Dallas proclaim, “June Cometh.” Evidently his defense still resideth in Hawaii.
8:00—Texas Tech/Nevada radio, Archie Manning style.
10:00—2nd qtr of UT-Austin/UT-Juarez. Damn hyphen schools.
11:30—The rest of the world’s football, USA-Cuba from Havana (on TiVo).
by Raider Red on Sep 6, 2008 2:55 AM EDT reply actions
I’ll be watching my kid’s soccer game when the games kick off, so I’ve set the TiVo for the tOSU-Ohio game. I’ll watch it in the early afternoon, though I may check in on the Domers and SDSU, just in case the Aztecs are putting up a fight. In the evening I’m going out so my TiVo is set for both Florida/Miami and USA/Cuba.
by oc phil on Sep 6, 2008 3:21 AM EDT reply actions
yeah. I’ll be watching whatever i can including Cinci at OU if it looks like the bearcats have a shot. and no I wont be watching these lovely out of market games for free on ESPN360 either, because a company called COX COMMUNICATIONS provides my internets tube. Yes they’re called cox, and would you believe they added basic cable to my service package without my knowledge or consent and billed me for three months before i noticed? well, thankfully they did it “as a courtesy”, at least that is how they tried to explain it to me when i called demanding a refund. they couldn’t have chosen a better name…
by tempebamafan on Sep 6, 2008 4:59 AM EDT reply actions
I have somehow engineered my life so that I finally have a fine football Saturday stretched out before me, an ocean full of games filled with both flotsam and jetsam to choose from and nothing, nothing and no one to interrupt my mastery of the remote, for she is out of town. Ahhhh-hahahahaaa. Saturday is mine once again, all mine. Mr. Burns, you have no idea of that which is truly “Excellent.” Life is good on the Redneck Riviera.
I hope the arrogant SC ass who failed in his attempt to succeed in talking down to the SEC on p. 3 left soon after his post went up, b/c you can’t make it from northern VA to State College in less than 15 hours via a psychedelia painted 1958 Blue Bird school bus. All the roads twist and turn and you end up in a Stephen King time warp horror show of fog and mist and “Wait! Weren’t we at this same intersection a hour ago?” And to think I actually reveled in the Carroll/Leinart beatdown of the Aubies on the Plains a few years back, only to suffer through the national media masturbation and spooge wallowing that followed the “21st Century Trojan Ascendancy.” Thank God for Texas, and I detest a got-damned Texas teasip.
Fly, o ye Golden Hattiesburg Eagles, fly high and pluck out the eyes of the Aubies’ eagle so mornoically named “Tiger.” How truly droll. Run the drooling hordes out of Possum Hair Sttadium and roll their Toomer’s Coner in black and gold.
Roll, o ye Crimson Kings of Tushkalusa, namesake of the seven-foot-tall Creek chief, greatest warrior ever to stride the North American Continent, murdered by the cowardly Spanish with their horses and their thunder sticks. Roll all over they ass, as Shirley Q says. Two wins in a row with a bullet. What was that Oklahoma streak, now?
Strike out the hearts of the Irish, o great Aztec kings of San Diego. Shred their shillelaghs and ravage their creamy skinned red haired women. They do not deserve their own television network, and they must suffer for at least another year. Sorry, Lou.
I shall watch them all, and no one will stop me!
by Moses Swaim on Sep 6, 2008 8:21 AM EDT reply actions
Dateline:
Sioux City, IA (if I need connubial bliss), or
Dakota Dunes, SD (If I want to smoke at a bar. Damn you Iowa Smokefree Air Act!).
Viewings:
The Fightin’ Deandre Browns @ WDE
Possessed Protestants @ Hotty Totty
Oiled Aztecs @ Team Hammond
Couching Burnings @ Coastal Flood Plain
Da U in Da’ Swamp
Nautical Mismatch between the Waves at the Tide
by Der Schatten on Sep 6, 2008 8:57 AM EDT reply actions
Location: Indianapolis, IN
heading to West Lafayette for a brutal Purdue-Northern Colorado matchup, then back home for Miami-Florida
by T-Mill on Sep 6, 2008 9:00 AM EDT reply actions
1. Long-distance tailgate at buddy’s house for GT-BC.
2. Fight
3. WIN
4. DRINK!!
Not necessarily in that order.
by jackgt on Sep 6, 2008 9:10 AM EDT reply actions
I thought Orson might be watching from Minneapolis…
http://portal.gopconvention2008.com/speech/details.aspx?id=26
Knowing that John McCain supports college football and apple pie is important for me. He’s normal!!
by Zone Left on Sep 6, 2008 10:27 AM EDT reply actions
@whitespeedreceiver—Agreed, but if you have to miss a weekend for a wedding, this is prolly the best week to drop, no? (Still unacceptable, though.)
by Holly on Sep 6, 2008 10:38 AM EDT reply actions
Check out the 5 Sports Illustrated covers that didnt make it for Bama:
by Mr.Pelican Pants on Sep 6, 2008 10:59 AM EDT reply actions
Schedule for today is tentative, depending on what Hanna does to the power. Seems part of Arlington is already without power, and Dominion are slow fuckers when it comes to repair.
Tech-BC
Miss-Wake/Penn State-Oregon State (no Orange-Akron…BOOOO…want to see SU get one of our two wins for the year)
Gators-Univ. of North Havana (may join the Gator Club for this one if the weather improves…if I’m not already drunk off my ass)
Texas-UTEP
With lots of flipping around to other games…
by OrangeGator on Sep 6, 2008 11:05 AM EDT reply actions
Houston Nutt needs to be wired for sound every week.
by NewAZTiger on Sep 6, 2008 11:27 AM EDT reply actions
Schedule is mildly tentative, but I suspect DC will be okay. Hanna’s been a bit of a wipeout so far.
Tech-BC
Southern Miss / Auburn
Wake / Ole Miss, Oregon / Penn State(s)
Miami / Florida
Other games I’m following but not watching include WFVU / ECU, C-Mich / UGA, and for sheer entertainment factor, Richmond / UVA.
by Graysnail on Sep 6, 2008 11:32 AM EDT reply actions
@Holly-You are correct, but the fact still remains that a man allowed his wedding to be held on one of the 15 or so weekends out of 52 that have college football. Having to pick a week to miss is like picking the best way to get maimed by industrial machinery.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 6, 2008 11:33 AM EDT reply actions
Yay! Power & interwebs back up in the breakaway republic of Centralistan, La. I will be cutting & hauling trees and limbs to the front of my “prop’ty” til UF vs Miami(Fl). The house survived with minor damage but lost the barn. Potbellied pigs freaked out, but otherwise OK. Gators, please beat the bling off of the ’Canes for no other reason than the assholish choice of a fucking hurricane as a mascot!
by One of Gustav's bitches on Sep 6, 2008 11:59 AM EDT reply actions
Apparently Raycom brought their Cyborg crew today, led by Dave Baker
by WarCardinals on Sep 6, 2008 12:03 PM EDT reply actions
Watching the Raycom ACC broadcast:
It opened with a Rascal Flatts song about ACC football, which I would normally hate, but seems oddly appropriate for the noon ACC game.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 6, 2008 12:09 PM EDT reply actions
Kudos to BC for almost pulling off the reverse-pass-flagrantly easy INT play. Shame on that WR for breaking it up.
by Graysnail on Sep 6, 2008 12:23 PM EDT reply actions
Dear College Football,
I miss your smell. I miss the way you and I would wake up together on Saturday mornings with that little nagging feeling of shame that eventually turned into excitement about what the future held for the both of us. Yes, College Football, I know you came around last week, but Gustav got in our way and kept me from your loving arms. I will not let that happen again.
And this morning, when I wiped the crust from my eyes, I gazed into those windows to your soul and saw myself. It felt good, nay, great. And today in South Louisiana the weather has a hint of fall in the air and some of the guys are cooking gumbo…and you’re invited, C.F. We all want you there so that we can flirt with you. Hell, you’re the reason for the party, baby, so get dolled up and put on your dancin’ shoes. I’ve got a cold Beam and Coke with your name on it, sweetheart.
My dearest, it’s good to have you back.
Yours forever,
RCR
by RaginCajunRebel on Sep 6, 2008 12:34 PM EDT reply actions
Having to pick a week to miss is like picking the best way to get maimed by industrial machinery.
Total agreement there. What’s wrong with people? Just do it in the summer or wait, assholes.
by Holly on Sep 6, 2008 12:35 PM EDT reply actions
Jamiedawg checking in to watch about 12 HOURS of COLLEGE FOOTBALL straight…that’s right…whatever’s on, I’m all over it. WestCoast in the hizouse.
by jamiedawg on Sep 6, 2008 12:36 PM EDT reply actions
Ohio’s back-up QB is in, and he has a glorious ‘fro that he can’t keep in his helmet.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 6, 2008 12:41 PM EDT reply actions
So, last week’s experiment in new open thread technology will not be repeated?
Miami’s looking good, but Michigan is settling down. Threet’s not the immobile lump he was rumored to be; Michigan’s D appears sound.
State, not so much. Floundering for most of the first quarter against Eastern is not what the D’Antonio era is supposed to be about.
[TEAM REDACTED] giving up a fat six to Eastern Ill. and Marshall ahead of Wisky – I’m lovin’ it.
Confidence is high — I may wind up pausing games at the half to go hunt down the elusive chicken-fried steak before heat and street fair reduce options.
by PJ from NU in SF on Sep 6, 2008 12:42 PM EDT reply actions
My clusterfuck game for Tech prediction is looking wrong, as is my belief that BC’s offense would suck.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 6, 2008 12:46 PM EDT reply actions
Marshall marches down the field and scores again on Becky’s defense. 14-0.
Fuck Wisconsin.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 6, 2008 12:46 PM EDT reply actions
Apparently, Southern Miss’ defensive gameplan did not involve covering backs or tight ends.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 6, 2008 12:54 PM EDT reply actions
The donkey-fuckers who employ me — and thereby allow me to pay my rent and purchase the company of Laotian Ladyboys — have forced me to cover a weekend brest cancer symposium, therefore I can’t watch any games until 7 p.m. at the earliest. Healtheir tits or football? Shit, a man shouldn’t have to make that kind of choice. Pray for me.
by Harris on Sep 6, 2008 12:56 PM EDT reply actions
This Auburn/USM game is eerily reminiscent of last year’s AU/USF game…also AU’s second game of the year, and the running backs had a bad case of fumblitis last year too.
by WarCardinals on Sep 6, 2008 12:57 PM EDT reply actions
Of course, USM doesn’t have the Gro-hawk either
by WarCardinals on Sep 6, 2008 1:01 PM EDT reply actions
If they play like this next week, USC could score eleventy billion points. Get it together, Tressel…
by ds on Sep 6, 2008 1:02 PM EDT reply actions
Ohio is up 7-3 on tOSU. Please, please, please, let the Buckeyes continue to be completely inept offensively…
by Signal to Noise on Sep 6, 2008 1:03 PM EDT reply actions
Here goes AU again: Looking generally shittay with flashes of greatness
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 1:06 PM EDT reply actions
My 2¢ on the when-to-schedule-a-wedding debate, because the Pride of Louisville and I have discussed this at length:
Winter’s no fun, and being Catholics, Lent is pretty much out for us. In April and May, the weather is too flaky. June is too competitive, and July and August are too damn hot.
Her solution: have some games piped into a side room at the reception, either live or TiVoed. (Have I mentioned that I have the greatest girlfriend ever?)
So we’re debating the merits of doing the deed on the weekend of a non-conference game vs. an obviously bad conference game. That dilemma, my friends, is a poser. I vote for sidetracking the bad conference game, if there’s a cupcake game in September that will build confidence and feature some scoring. Now all we need are some 2010 schedules for UofL and NU.
by PJ from NU in SF on Sep 6, 2008 1:08 PM EDT reply actions
Looks like the Auburn of the last two years. Tough defense, average offense.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 6, 2008 1:09 PM EDT reply actions
OUCH! Baptiste just got the holy water knocked outa him!
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 1:10 PM EDT reply actions
Todd Boeckman must be a missing Manning cousin or something. That was some priceless Manning Face after Hartline and Robiskie dropped some balls.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 6, 2008 1:10 PM EDT reply actions
Or have a game-watching party all day then get married at night during the WAC game.
by Holly on Sep 6, 2008 1:10 PM EDT reply actions
Auburn’s defense, my friends, is still the shit, even if the offense is inconsistent as my dump this morning was
Wow, two fecal matter references in one sentence
by WarCardinals on Sep 6, 2008 1:10 PM EDT reply actions
If OSU is still losing at halftime, Spielman may murder a linebacker and steal his uniform so he can play the 2nd half.
by PAK on Sep 6, 2008 1:11 PM EDT reply actions
Have to agree with you Biggus. If their offense was half as good as their D, they might actually deserve their ranking.
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 1:13 PM EDT reply actions
Ohio’s QB is named Boo? I hope they never lose again.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 6, 2008 1:14 PM EDT reply actions
BC is generally nickel-and-diming their way to the lead against GT, whose offense looks …well, like the Chan Gailey-led abomination from previous ages.
On an unrelated note, there’s a disturbingly high percentage of ads here for pawn shops and cash centers.
by Graysnail on Sep 6, 2008 1:16 PM EDT reply actions
Wailing and gnashing of teeth alert canceled. AU managed to keep the ball long enough to get the TD.
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 1:21 PM EDT reply actions
wait a second…is Ohio in the SEC or something? OR was Beanie Wells the the entire team for the Fuckeyes?
by jamiedawg on Sep 6, 2008 1:23 PM EDT reply actions
Dwyer just "ran like a caveman’ according to the Raycom color dude. I’d reference the Geico cavemen here, but I fucking hate those commercials.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 6, 2008 1:24 PM EDT reply actions
Guess Ohio borrowed some of that ESS EEE CEE speed from somebody.
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 1:25 PM EDT reply actions
@ 73: I wouldn’t have been too worried about it; Auburn was – well, is – dominating all facets of the game except for the “holding onto the ball in the opponent’s red zone” category. it was only a matter of time.
GT with yet another fumble. We’re going to see a wet football drill in Atlanta next week, I’ll bet.
by Graysnail on Sep 6, 2008 1:25 PM EDT reply actions
And this BC-Tech game has settled into the game I expected. And it’s every bit as exciting as you’d expect in an ACC game.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 6, 2008 1:27 PM EDT reply actions
sonofsamford,
I think Ohio would qualify as white trash.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 6, 2008 1:29 PM EDT reply actions
I, for one, was excited to hear the Raycom color dude talk about how fumbles weren’t a big deal to the Yellow Jackets.
Wisconsin’s finally woken up, Iowa’s getting out the kind of aggression they normally save for freshman co-eds, and Purdue is looking like some high quality oatmeal. Who would’ve thought?
by Graysnail on Sep 6, 2008 1:29 PM EDT reply actions
Holly, the do-it-with-the-WAC method occurred to us, but there’s no worse way to go down the aisle than depressed if one of our teams really stinks up the joint. That’s a distinct possibility, given our combined depth charts.
by PJ from NU in SF on Sep 6, 2008 1:32 PM EDT reply actions
Guess Franklin finally got it through the O’s head that it’s the team with the most POINTS, not FIRST DOWNS, that wins.
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 1:33 PM EDT reply actions
Fuck BC, score a fucking touchdown. Terrible.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 6, 2008 1:34 PM EDT reply actions
Gonna be a field goal kinda day for tOSU I guess.
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 1:37 PM EDT reply actions
So I had the TV on mute – someone may want to correct me if I’m off here – but I think the ACC moment of the week was Duke winning a home game for the first time in three years. I knew last week was pretty rough on them, but that’s crueler than even I could’ve imagined.
by Graysnail on Sep 6, 2008 1:47 PM EDT reply actions
All of a sudden, I am a Boo Jackson fan….come on, Bobcats!
by jamiedawg on Sep 6, 2008 1:49 PM EDT reply actions
85—-what is even crueler is that Duke typically loses to i-aa teams but beats Big ten bowl teams. coincidence? I think not.
by Sherlock's Sidekick on Sep 6, 2008 1:55 PM EDT reply actions
OSU just gave up a score on a high snap that Boeckman fumbled.
This team is going to get schooled next week if they actually survive this one.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 6, 2008 1:57 PM EDT reply actions
Is Boeckman so distraught over Wells that he’s forgotten how to play football? Did Tressel not give a halftime ass-ripping? WTF?
by jamiedawg on Sep 6, 2008 1:58 PM EDT reply actions
Ohio’s D gets the score…we’ll see how much more sweat Tressel’s sweatervest can absorb.
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 1:58 PM EDT reply actions
AN Ohio State University is making Boo Jackson (the BACKUP QB for THE Ohio University) look like Bo Jackson.
by Timugen on Sep 6, 2008 1:58 PM EDT reply actions
Reminders:
—we’re posting updates at TSB until the liveblog tonight.
—Todd Boeckman is Craig Krenzel with gout.
—We are liveblogging tonight during the Miami game. We may not survive it, but we will try.
—Chris Spielman will finish this game with 6 tackles and one sack.
—Pam Ward has vastly improved from her early days with the Crash Test Dummies.
—Todd Boeckman, who will win this game, is still horrible.
by Orson Swindle on Sep 6, 2008 2:06 PM EDT reply actions
Orson -
Yeah, OSU will win the game, but it’s nice for them to be embarrassed in the process!
Here’s to the unthinkable happening. OSU getting Solich’d
by WarCardinals on Sep 6, 2008 2:09 PM EDT reply actions
No time to puss out, Bobcats…and chris spielman is the living definition of meathead.
by jamiedawg on Sep 6, 2008 2:10 PM EDT reply actions
If the unthinkable were to happen I believe that would place Tressel alongside Wannstache as the only BCS coaches to be Solich’d.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 6, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply actions
Of all the dumb, big school luck for OSU to recover a punt that the returner couldn’t bring in.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 6, 2008 2:19 PM EDT reply actions
Robert Dunn returns another punt for a TD only for it to be called back for an illegal (no, not a chop) block. I could get used to the Auburn punt return actually gaining positive yards
by WarCardinals on Sep 6, 2008 2:20 PM EDT reply actions
Why can’t Alabama schedule tOSU?
I hope the Coaches who vote on the poll are watching this. How tOSU stays in the top 10 after this is beyond me……oh yeh, btw, I think they may still have to play USC….Rey Rey is drooling watching this fiasco……Pete Carrol , in his Humanitarian ways, promises not to hang 50 on the Sweaty-Vest.
Vegas will move this line bigger than shit if they can score 3 more td’s on Ohio Jr.
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Sep 6, 2008 2:22 PM EDT reply actions
Hope every Auburn player is lining up to give #32 a flying knee to the groin…thanks for 3 instead of 7 numbnuts!
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 2:25 PM EDT reply actions
true that, Pelican Pants…why can’t UGA play tOSU as well? Jesus, I hope the pollsters are watching this…and I hope USC is fed nothing but footage of this debacle to prepare for the kill.
by jamiedawg on Sep 6, 2008 2:26 PM EDT reply actions
Who the fuck decided to make a pop-punk version of “with a Little Help from My Friends” and put it in a Hampton Inns commercial? I like to think that Lennon is pulling a Frigtheners on everyone involved.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 6, 2008 2:33 PM EDT reply actions
C’mon tOSU! I got tickets for next week that I’m trying to move.
by The Humanitarian on Sep 6, 2008 2:36 PM EDT reply actions
Suddenly Auburn’s offense doesn’t look quite so shitastic…maybe they’ve finally found their QB.
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 2:40 PM EDT reply actions
I think Ohio just fell on its own knife…but tOsu still sucks and BETTER fucking DROP in the polls.
by jamiedawg on Sep 6, 2008 2:40 PM EDT reply actions
how many OU grads who claim tOSU as their team have just reclaimed their school?
go ’cats!
by Seminole from C'bus, married to Gator on Sep 6, 2008 2:41 PM EDT reply actions
Before that pick, it was Jackson to Steven Goulet — and I almost broke out into a chorus of “C’est Moi.”
by Signal to Noise on Sep 6, 2008 2:42 PM EDT reply actions
So VT, with Tyrod Taylor at QB, drives from their 22 to the Furman 5. Glennon comes in to throw an INC and force VT to settle for a FG; it’s 3-0 at the half.
This is ACC football.
by Graysnail on Sep 6, 2008 2:43 PM EDT reply actions
Eventually Auburn will play someone who can move the football on them, but that defense looks studly enough to win the West.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 6, 2008 2:45 PM EDT reply actions
On ESPN, anyone see the SkinIt.com commercial? Thought for a minute they’d be hyping Tebow’s circumcision skills.
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 2:47 PM EDT reply actions
Auburn’s O looks much better today, but once we play somebody with a quick defense, we’ll struggle. These Chris Todd passes to the sideline that stay in the air for eight minutes will get picked. I haven’t seen anything out of Chris Todd today that I don’t think Kodi Burns could do
by WarCardinals on Sep 6, 2008 2:48 PM EDT reply actions
@ 115 – That’s a good word for it: studly. Wish the same word applied to their offense.
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 2:50 PM EDT reply actions
Ohio is pissing this away…so sad…I may have to go on a walk to clear my head…sniff, sniff….
by jamiedawg on Sep 6, 2008 2:50 PM EDT reply actions
Frank Solich looks like he’s having an aneurysm. Someone check and see if he’s okay, or just staring at a piece of turf blankly.
by Orson Swindle on Sep 6, 2008 2:52 PM EDT reply actions
Welp, Dwyer just gave Tech the 17-16 lead. He’s the only scary player on that offense.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 6, 2008 2:53 PM EDT reply actions
Southern Miss just ran the dumbest play I’ve ever seen.
BTW a Kodi Burns INT puts Auburn’s season-long shutout in jeopardy
by WarCardinals on Sep 6, 2008 2:53 PM EDT reply actions
What the hell was that play that Southern Miss just pulled out o’ their ass?
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 2:54 PM EDT reply actions
It was nice to dream of the Sweater Vest getting Solich’d, but now, it is not to be.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 6, 2008 2:54 PM EDT reply actions
You guys realize we do this just to piss the rest of you off, right?
by tOSU-Rob on Sep 6, 2008 2:54 PM EDT reply actions
I will say this for Southern Miss: I’m pretty impressed by their freshman receiver and tight end. My praise pretty much ends there.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 6, 2008 2:56 PM EDT reply actions
say Good Night, Gracie…and we’re done here in Ohio.
by jamiedawg on Sep 6, 2008 3:00 PM EDT reply actions
It’s been a generally ugly game, but BC-Tech is comiing down to the wire. 19-16, Tech with 4:15 to go and BC going for it on 4th and 4 or so.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 6, 2008 3:04 PM EDT reply actions
Oooo, the UConn-Temple cripple fight is getting a live look-in on ESPNEWS? 6-6 with under a minute to go.
by JD on Sep 6, 2008 3:08 PM EDT reply actions
Hafta admit, when I first tuned into OU/OSU I thought that ESPN had hired a castrato announcer. Woops, it’s actually Pam Ward!
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 3:08 PM EDT reply actions
The 1212 Report:
Michigan rings up a B for spending much of the second half in flounder mode; State earned an A- for absolutely throttling the Hurons after a rough start. Hoyer gets props for “Most Improved.”
by PJ from NU in SF on Sep 6, 2008 3:12 PM EDT reply actions
Anyone see the Auburn defender chop block his own teamate?! Jeebus H. Christ!
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 3:16 PM EDT reply actions
On the bright side, at least Southern Miss will cover.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 6, 2008 3:20 PM EDT reply actions
Apparently Tubby had a gentleman’s agreement before the game not to cover USM’s TE
by WarCardinals on Sep 6, 2008 3:21 PM EDT reply actions
I’m beginning to be very nervous about the weather in the WFV game. Or rather, Pat White’s newly acquired passing affinity in this weather.
by Holly on Sep 6, 2008 3:22 PM EDT reply actions
Hall to Collie on a 36-yarder for the opening score of the game, and U-Dub’s defense remains craptacular.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 6, 2008 3:23 PM EDT reply actions
And apparently Hanna’s path changed to directly over Jordan-Hare
by WarCardinals on Sep 6, 2008 3:25 PM EDT reply actions
Monsoon season has officially begun in Alabama.
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 3:26 PM EDT reply actions
Signal to Noise, how can you watch the craptacular huskies? Resigned to the fate of West Coast TV teams, I am at least watching OSU and Penn St….
by jamiedawg on Sep 6, 2008 3:26 PM EDT reply actions
- - Ty Willingham schadenfreude, plus BYU is fun to watch offensively.
It’s the same reason I watch Notre Dame: I want to watch Fat Charlie lose.
The only way to make me give a shit about Oregon State/PSU is if JoePa starts eating brains in the middle of a play.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 6, 2008 3:28 PM EDT reply actions
SIAP… Is the Raycom Auburn broadcast the WORST HD broadcast ever, or is it just Comcast here in Tuscaloosa? It looks like a YouTube clip over dialup here.
by PeterPumpkinhead on Sep 6, 2008 3:31 PM EDT reply actions
Everyone to NBC, NOW. At least for the intros. Because Jimmy Clausen has grown his hair out into a fetching bob, and I don’t want to be the only one making Pollyanna jokes.
by Holly on Sep 6, 2008 3:32 PM EDT reply actions
S2N, gotcha on the Fat Charlie losing…I kinda watch Penn St to see if JoePa will keel over at any given moment…
by jamiedawg on Sep 6, 2008 3:33 PM EDT reply actions
Paul Johnson finally has a defense that can win games. Once that offense get’s the right players in place and starts moving like it did at Navy, that’s going to be a nasty team.
by GoalieLax (GoNavyBeatArmy) on Sep 6, 2008 3:35 PM EDT reply actions
PSU’s secret winning ingredient this week: Pot brownies!
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 3:35 PM EDT reply actions
On NBC looking for Clausen’s hair and Fat Charlie’s pants are TIGHT…maybe they all need to be on “What not to Wear” in addition to “How not to Play Football”///
by jamiedawg on Sep 6, 2008 3:36 PM EDT reply actions
jamie -
Does Charlie have the ol’ “front butt”?
by WarCardinals on Sep 6, 2008 3:38 PM EDT reply actions
Not a great start to my day… we catch the ball we beat Michigan by a touchdown. Oh well.
On to the afternoon slate… and Guiness.
by dudis41 on Sep 6, 2008 3:39 PM EDT reply actions
WarCardinal, he’s got Front Butt., Side Butt, All kinds of Butt & Gut ..Baby got back…
by jamiedawg on Sep 6, 2008 3:43 PM EDT reply actions
Well, Georgia is doing what one would expect on their opening drive.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 6, 2008 3:44 PM EDT reply actions
Jimmy Clausen looks like he’s getting hair tips from Jeff Samardzija.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 6, 2008 3:44 PM EDT reply actions
Wake wasted no time scoring on Ole Miss.. Nutt needs to get busting…
by jamiedawg on Sep 6, 2008 3:46 PM EDT reply actions
C’mon Auburn, score a garbage touchdown and cover for me!
by WarCardinals on Sep 6, 2008 3:46 PM EDT reply actions
Based on his photo that NBC just showed, that definitely counts as a mullet for Clausen.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 6, 2008 3:50 PM EDT reply actions
Was hoping Auburn would cover. Guess they must have lost USM’s TE in the blinding glare of the sun…or somethin.
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 4:01 PM EDT reply actions
too-tight pants, mullets, mediocre offense…ND gets uglier and uglier.
by jamiedawg on Sep 6, 2008 4:01 PM EDT reply actions
USM trying to pull a Cal lateral miracle at the end there!
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 4:02 PM EDT reply actions
Holly — ahhh. it looked like his sides were a bit shorn.
Ole Miss just pulled off some nice trickery from the Wild Rebel. GIGGITY!
by Signal to Noise on Sep 6, 2008 4:05 PM EDT reply actions
Nutt’s team busts one…7-all Ole Miss vs WF
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 4:06 PM EDT reply actions
Holy Shit, the huskies are up on BYU and my DAWGS are looking tired or somethin’ against the Chips.
by jamiedawg on Sep 6, 2008 4:12 PM EDT reply actions
Product Rod is all kicks and giggles for pulling out a 10 point win!! Enjoy while you can loser.
by Montani Semper Liberi on Sep 6, 2008 4:16 PM EDT reply actions
The Beavers are eating Beaver Stadium turf. I thought sucking something awful in the Pac-10 was Washington’s responsibility.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 6, 2008 4:16 PM EDT reply actions
Double Giggity—Ole Miss up by 7 on Wake…and Dawgs moving on the Chips….
by jamiedawg on Sep 6, 2008 4:26 PM EDT reply actions
Damn, Snead puts it up for grabs and SCORE!
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 4:27 PM EDT reply actions
Just woke up from a drank-induced stupor.
What I want: OSU 24, USC 20
What I’m gonna get if Pete Carroll has mercy in his soul: USC 21, OSU 10
What I’m gonna get: USC 41, OSU 6
Someone recommend me something to drink that’ll make me totally and utterly forget four hours of football beginning at 8:00 next Saturday.
by poguemahone on Sep 6, 2008 4:29 PM EDT reply actions
Snead looks solid. He also looks a lot whiter than I had expected.
by sonofsamford on Sep 6, 2008 4:30 PM EDT reply actions
dinrk at least 8 or 9 “Rabid Dog” shots—-vodka, tabasco sauce and raspberry syrup…no remembering anything after that.
by jamiedawg on Sep 6, 2008 4:32 PM EDT reply actions
Dang, Ole Miss’ defense is starting to look solid.
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 4:32 PM EDT reply actions
drink, drank, dirnk: all acceptable here at EDSBS.com!
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 4:35 PM EDT reply actions
@175 – I read Meat Market, I knew he played at Texas for a second until Colt McCoy took over, but for some reason, I expected Snead to be a black dude. I can’t explain why.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 6, 2008 4:38 PM EDT reply actions
If I’m not mistaken, It’s “Jev-en” (rhymes with Kevin), and not “Je-VOHN” Snead. So yeah, whiteness shouldn’t be all that surprising.
by poguemahone on Sep 6, 2008 4:39 PM EDT reply actions
The Fighting Mullets fumble on the SDSU goalline. The vaunted Aztec Offense takes the field…Chinese Charlie Weis just ate three replay officials.
by playitforward on Sep 6, 2008 4:44 PM EDT reply actions
Orson, check your email. I sent you the most beautiful picture.
by Brandon Cox's Vagina on Sep 6, 2008 4:46 PM EDT reply actions
Jimmy Clausen is the prettiest princess — and that’s TD, Aztecs.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 6, 2008 4:59 PM EDT reply actions
The game on NBC has turned into a scene of beauty.
by Graysnail on Sep 6, 2008 5:00 PM EDT reply actions
Notre Dame football makes me laugh and laugh…..
by jamiedawg on Sep 6, 2008 5:03 PM EDT reply actions
UDub up 7 on the alleged BCS busters midway through 3. May we see a passing of that baton this afternoon?
by OrangeGator on Sep 6, 2008 5:04 PM EDT reply actions
Ruling needed from all amateur M.D.s in the house on Transitive Football Herpes:
If the Aztecs hang on, does this mean that Notre Dame is therefore worse than Cal Poly, since they beat SDSU a week ago — and if this does happen, can we relegate the Irish to I-AA?
by Signal to Noise on Sep 6, 2008 5:11 PM EDT reply actions
by all means, ND goes to I-AA….that would shut it up for a while….
by jamiedawg on Sep 6, 2008 5:14 PM EDT reply actions
You know, I was cheering for an Irish shank, but not even making it to the shank is just icing.
by Holly on Sep 6, 2008 5:17 PM EDT reply actions
The transitive property does not apply; if it did, Florida would be eligible for relegation under the property and we know that ain’t true. In addition, we’ve seen too many x > y > z, but z > x football results to make the transitive property largely inconsequential.
by Graysnail on Sep 6, 2008 5:17 PM EDT reply actions
@ Holly: I was laughing about that for something like 2 minutes solid. I’m still snickering over it; that was really the only way they could’ve massively failed. I’m glad to see they stepped up to the occasion.
by Graysnail on Sep 6, 2008 5:19 PM EDT reply actions
The Mountaineers are tanking; this is the only, ONLY thing that could put a smile on my face. Thanks, Irish!
by Holly on Sep 6, 2008 5:21 PM EDT reply actions
You missed the George O’Leary Resume rule in regards to the transitive property. It does apply to Notre Dame at all times. When in doubt see the GOLR rule.
by skinnyphatman on Sep 6, 2008 5:21 PM EDT reply actions
Eastern Wash up on CU. This is FCS football Hawkins!!!
by playitforward on Sep 6, 2008 5:22 PM EDT reply actions
Damn it. Stupid blocked punt and wide open receiver.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 6, 2008 5:22 PM EDT reply actions
Prepare to see Weiss blowing Clausen right out on the field!
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 5:22 PM EDT reply actions
Wow the ACC is terrible. I knew that last week, but we’re struggling to beat 1-AA teams this week.
by New Conservative on Sep 6, 2008 5:25 PM EDT reply actions
register firebillstewart.com and sell it for hundreds of dollars in a couple of days?
by The Humanitarian on Sep 6, 2008 5:26 PM EDT reply actions
I’m now glad I can’t see the Orange game on TV…down 28-14 to Akron early in the 3rd. If I could, I may have to bill Gerg for a new Vizio…
by OrangeGator on Sep 6, 2008 5:28 PM EDT reply actions
wait, why is there another QB in the Ole Miss-Wake game? What happened to Snead?
by jamiedawg on Sep 6, 2008 5:29 PM EDT reply actions
McCluster? Maybe McClusterfuck!
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 5:32 PM EDT reply actions
Um, stupid question, but…when something becomes as well-known and highly publicized as a “Wild Hog/Rebel” formation, shouldn’t coaches guess that eventually opposing teams will come up with, oh I don’t know, a plan of counterattack?
Jeez, after 3 turnovers you’d think, “hmm, I think they’re on to us!”
by the croominator on Sep 6, 2008 5:33 PM EDT reply actions
Um…the Chips should not be scoring two touchdowns….Georgia’s D looking soft.
by jamiedawg on Sep 6, 2008 5:43 PM EDT reply actions
Awwww, poor Jimmy! Did that pretty hair fall into your eyes and make you throw that pick?
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 5:56 PM EDT reply actions
#201
actually firebillstewart.com is currently for sale for $2,500. Apparently a WFVU fan in May decided to post the domain up for 5 years of his towns’ median income.
by VT40timeforger on Sep 6, 2008 5:59 PM EDT reply actions
I move that Orson recognize the use of the word “McClusterfuck.”
by Godfrey on Sep 6, 2008 6:01 PM EDT reply actions
Damn, that was a pretty catch.
U-Dub is running the 2-minute drive with 1 minute to go…
by Signal to Noise on Sep 6, 2008 6:06 PM EDT reply actions
#209, I second the motion. Though using it in close proximity to young children, as we did last weekend at V-H, will draw angry stares from parents.
by the croominator on Sep 6, 2008 6:07 PM EDT reply actions
Do you guys thinks Yoshida will commit seppuku if that missed PAT costs SDSU the game?
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 6:07 PM EDT reply actions
Ritual disembowelment = TV Gold for NBC!
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 6:09 PM EDT reply actions
He got KNOCKED THE F@CK OUT!
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 6:11 PM EDT reply actions
Interested parties may want to tune in to FSN, um, now.
by Holly on Sep 6, 2008 6:12 PM EDT reply actions
Seriously though, I’m glad he ws able to walk off the field. But if I stood up and Weiss’ camel-toe was right there in front of me I’d probably fall back down.
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 6:13 PM EDT reply actions
What happened, Uga VII take a dump on the field or something?
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 6:15 PM EDT reply actions
So, you’re Jake Locker, you lead your team on an 18-play drive to tie the game, score the TD, jump up and yell for joy, and you get a 15-yard flag for unsportsmanlike conduct.
Fuck you, NCAA.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 6, 2008 6:16 PM EDT reply actions
Never mind. BYU blocked the extra point. What a letdown.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 6, 2008 6:17 PM EDT reply actions
Damn, enter Moreno in the Olympic hurdles next time around!
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 6:18 PM EDT reply actions
Oh, OUCH. BYU just got the game handed to them by the officials.
by Holly on Sep 6, 2008 6:18 PM EDT reply actions
The BYU UW officials should be fired for that bullshit call.
by The Humanitarian on Sep 6, 2008 6:19 PM EDT reply actions
What a horrorshow. Hard to feel sorry for Willingham, but that was utter bullshit.
by Holly on Sep 6, 2008 6:20 PM EDT reply actions
You know a rule sucks when even the announcers are talking shit about it. Way to go, lame officiating.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 6, 2008 6:20 PM EDT reply actions
What was the bullsh!t call?
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 6:21 PM EDT reply actions
I agree that it was a terrible call, but I don’t see how it really mattered in the end. The extra point was blocked. That shouldn’t really matter regardless of whether it’s from the 10 or the 25. If your kicker has to adjust that much for a 35 yard kick, you’re already in trouble.
The only argument you could make is that maybe Ty goes for 2 and the win.
by WarCardinals on Sep 6, 2008 6:22 PM EDT reply actions
Wow even the refs want to ensure Ty gets fired! That was just sad…but fitting UW couldn’t hit the PAT.
by VT40timeforger on Sep 6, 2008 6:23 PM EDT reply actions
“It is library quiet here at Notre Dame stadium”
by WarCardinals on Sep 6, 2008 6:24 PM EDT reply actions
Shit, just realized SportSouth had BYU/U-DUB on and I missed the final minutes!
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 6:25 PM EDT reply actions
FSN showing Georgia/Central Michigan here, thus the “Uga taking a dump on the field” comment.
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 6:27 PM EDT reply actions
East Carolina is burning Bill Stewart’s couch
San Diego State is out-physicalling Notre Dame
I’m getting a beej tonight
Only two of those are true, guess which two?
by WarCardinals on Sep 6, 2008 6:27 PM EDT reply actions
I’m so giddy that I can’t be original. Notre Dame gave a ten year contract to a man who can’t beat a bad San Diego State team.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 6, 2008 6:32 PM EDT reply actions
I give up. Notre Dame may never have another winning game in my lifetime. I’m 33. Fuck it, Swindle, is there room on the Florida bandwagon? I got jorts. I like women with big asses.
by Harris on Sep 6, 2008 6:38 PM EDT reply actions
Buffalo 6, Wannastache 0.
LaSean 1 carry for 7 yards in the first quarter.
by BadgerMan on Sep 6, 2008 6:39 PM EDT reply actions
As long as you present your first male child to Tebow to be circumcised, you may be allowed into the Florida fold.
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 6:41 PM EDT reply actions
Another stupid fumble by the end zone. This is setting back offensive football a few years.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 6, 2008 6:41 PM EDT reply actions
Elbow was down, no fumble regardless of goalline.
ND just got a pot of gold shoved up Charlie’s front-butt.
by BadgerMan on Sep 6, 2008 6:44 PM EDT reply actions
Actually, I’m going to open it up for competition. I’ll root for whatever team whose fan puts up the best argument. Make me laugh, get me laid, it’s up to you, but the most convincing pitch takes it.
by Harris on Sep 6, 2008 6:44 PM EDT reply actions
This would be a horribly splendid game if the Aztecs can hang on.
by dudis41 on Sep 6, 2008 6:45 PM EDT reply actions
Already seen one 28-27 game. Is another one in the works with Ole Miss vs WF?
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 6:49 PM EDT reply actions
Harris, come to Wisconsin!
You too, can rush for 1000 yards. That’s a guarantee. Followed by being drafted way too high and living a comfortable life on the NFL IR. Jump!
by BadgerMan on Sep 6, 2008 6:51 PM EDT reply actions
Looks like McClusterfuck hath redeemed himself! Wasn’t that him that caught the TD pass?
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 6:53 PM EDT reply actions
Cal PPM so far- 9.33 (14 points, 1.5 minutes)
The Duopoly is over!
by BadgerMan on Sep 6, 2008 6:55 PM EDT reply actions
Harris -
There’s always room on the Auburn bandwagon! The only thing I need to say is that if you become an Auburn fan, you don’t have to worry about getting chop-blocked. Otherwise, an ill-timed chop block could be just around the corner.
by WarCardinals on Sep 6, 2008 6:55 PM EDT reply actions
Nope that was Eason.
Houston you dumb fuck you just cost us our last TO! Shit!
by the croominator on Sep 6, 2008 6:56 PM EDT reply actions
Give Wooster an Oscar for that injury acting job!
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 6:57 PM EDT reply actions
Biggus -
That pass interference on Ole Miss was a much better call than the one on Wake in the preceding drive
by WarCardinals on Sep 6, 2008 7:00 PM EDT reply actions
I’ll have to take your word for it. I was watching the Georgia game.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 6, 2008 7:01 PM EDT reply actions
The refs have ruined the greatest upset in college football fan hate-rooting history.
by BadgerMan on Sep 6, 2008 7:03 PM EDT reply actions
What a kick in the balls for Ole Miss! Or should I say Nutts?
by Dr. Strange on Sep 6, 2008 7:04 PM EDT reply actions
From now on September 6th shall be designated International Punch-A-Ref Day!
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 7:05 PM EDT reply actions
i KNEW i should have gone to the bar last night and blackmailed them into showing that game.
by kleph on Sep 6, 2008 7:06 PM EDT reply actions
I think Wake Forest winning is just the universe’s way of correcting the many years of them being such a lousy doormat
by InsaneCoachPosse on Sep 6, 2008 7:07 PM EDT reply actions
Oh Karma, why doesth thou not interecpteth thy Throw Peep’s jump ball???
by BadgerMan on Sep 6, 2008 7:08 PM EDT reply actions
ND hasn’t played very well, but that third TD throw on the fade was beautiful. What an arm on Anna Faris.
by playitforward on Sep 6, 2008 7:08 PM EDT reply actions
Reminder: 8:00 p.m. livebloggin’ for Miami-Florida is oh-oh-on. We promise only enthusiasm, not coherence.
by Orson Swindle on Sep 6, 2008 7:10 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, Jimmy’s had some nice throws but the refs screwed SDSU on that fumble call. Elbow down = no TD but no fumble.
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions
Make sure and post a BAC and a disclaimer before the liveblogging begins Orson.
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply actions
Charlie Weis – “We’ll all be working for him soon (the kickoff coverage specialist).”
Sooner than you think. Sooner than you think fatman.
by BadgerMan on Sep 6, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply actions
less than five minutes into the bama game and we’ve had a punt, an offensive line penalty and a near interception. way to keep focused after a big win guys.
by kleph on Sep 6, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply actions
I thought an elbow counted as “down” too, but I saw a sideline pass where the receiver’s elbow hit in bounds but his feet didn’t and it was ruled incomplete.
by Harris on Sep 6, 2008 7:15 PM EDT reply actions
I guess in College Footbaw it’s all about the knees/feet!
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 7:16 PM EDT reply actions
Take it Bama just scored then?
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 7:21 PM EDT reply actions
Bill Stewart is not the guy. I’m calling this right now, and I’m completely serious.
by Holly on Sep 6, 2008 7:21 PM EDT reply actions
You know, it hit me today that Ole Miss hasn’t had a winning season since before I got married.
If we have another losing season this year, is that grounds for divorce?
by the croominator on Sep 6, 2008 7:21 PM EDT reply actions
Look at that schedule. Nov 29, get ready. Undefeated USC vs. undefeated ND.
by BadgerMan on Sep 6, 2008 7:22 PM EDT reply actions
- - WFV hiring Bill Stewart was essentially a Vegas wedding with the guy you had a whirlwind week with after your ex dumped you.
It’s going to end sooner than we all think, and it’s going to end ugly.
by Signal to Noise on Sep 6, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions
Stewart was a dumb hire. I actually know a WVU alum who told me he was happy RichRod left for Michigan, and that Stewart was a better fit for the program. Same guy just sent me a 10 word text message… 6 of the words were “fuck”
by Dr. Strange on Sep 6, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions
@279—He’s not the only one. My mom’s whole family are Of WFV, and there’s a hard generational split—all the old folks loooooved Bill Stewart and cursed Rod, all the young’uns hate the WFV AD and were filled with dread pre-season. I’m tired of being right.
by Holly on Sep 6, 2008 7:26 PM EDT reply actions
87 yd punt return for score by javier arenas. then we almost let them do the same on the kickoff return.
also, i was not emotionally prepared to hear the saban ford f-150 commercial after the score.
by kleph on Sep 6, 2008 7:29 PM EDT reply actions
First, if Willingham called that QB draw, his balls are enormous and I take my hat off to him.
Second, that celebration call was absolute bullshit.
by Harris on Sep 6, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply actions
Like the old saying… ’you gotta know who you are"… did anybody other than people in West Virginia believe that Rodriguez was gonna be there forever? So the jilted lover hires “one of their own”… instead of going out into the marketplace to find the right guy.
off topic, UDub got screwed tonight against BYU. Only in the Pac-10 would your own conference reps give a game to a Mountain West team in your own stadium
by Dr. Strange on Sep 6, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply actions
bama’s playing beamerball. not the 08 version, thank god.
by kleph on Sep 6, 2008 7:40 PM EDT reply actions
Joe Pa on ABC/ESPN: I told them BRAAIINNSS!! EAT ’EM!!
by A Clean Kick To The Facemask on Sep 6, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions
I wish there was more Pac 10 games on TV. More Asian cheerleaders. Me likey.
by meatybob on Sep 6, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply actions
did Erin just call him “Urban”?
seems like youngins just got no respect these days
by InsaneCoachPosse on Sep 6, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions
Everyone who bitched about the SDSU fumble call at the goalline seems to have forgotten ND had the exact same thing happen to them, where the RB’s knee was visibily down before he fumbled at the 3. Karma was just evening things up.
But please, keep the hate flowing.
by Wooderson on Sep 8, 2008 8:32 AM EDT reply actions

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