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September 4, 2008

VANDY WINS. WE KNOW NOTHING.

Vandy wins their first game at home and delivers the flaming fart of vengeance denied to Steve Spurrier, 24-17. We know nothing.

The Vandy death-fart incinerates Spurrier. Again.

Filed under: College football, Southeastern Conference, bizarro superman says you're welcome by Orson Swindle

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35 Responses to “VANDY WINS. WE KNOW NOTHING.”

1

formerlyanonymous says:

That was not the kind of Smelley Spurrier expected.

September 4th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
2

Mr.Pelican Pants says:

Damn Spurrier loses again to the ‘Dores…..and to a coach in his 7th Season is 22-50 as the head coach…. of Vandy, and for the past 2 yrs at that……I think the OBC is done and done.

September 4th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
3

PushJerk says:

Jen Sterger told you to take the ‘Dores and the points. Vanderbilt in the hizouse.

September 4th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
4

rydercup says:

Surprising. And yet not at the same time.

Spurrier will rally this squad, as is his way. and pull a stinging upset this year. Hard to believe that he’ll sniff the conference title in ‘08 though.

September 4th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
5

David says:

“I woke up like 3 o’clock in the morning. I was like, ‘We just lost to Vanderbilt….” (Captain Munnerlyn, USA Today, 9/4/08)

AGAIN

MASSIVE VISOR TOSSING VANDER-FAIL

Did Bobby Johnson say “we beat South Carolina, it’s not like we beat some big team…”

September 4th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
6

Darkknight says:

Hey , it’s not like they beat some powerhouse – it was just South Carolina.

Eat a dick, OBC.

September 4th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
7

GamecockTony says:

But, I quit. I give up.
Nothing’s good enough for anybody else
it seems.

September 4th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
8

blackertai says:

Wow, and Bobby Johnson tried to hand him the game, too. Late 4th quarter, you’re up by one score, and you run it three straight plays in the shadow of your own endzone? Conservative playcalling has doomed many a team, and Johnson’s pretty damn lucky his wasn’t one of them tonight. But, all and all, Vandy’s 2-0 with a win over an SEC opponent. Does this mean that they get to be ranked next week?

It would make as much sense as Carolina being ranked after that snooze-fest between them and NCState.

September 4th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
9

Vandy J says:

YSSSSSSSSS.

Drnk.

September 4th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
10

COB says:

S E C, S E C…Go Commodores! HA Suck it SC. Can’t wait for SC to beat a quasi-legit team later this year.

September 4th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
11

Dinknflicka says:

You know it’s a bad loss when the Edie Brickell lyrics start showing up.

September 4th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
12

Jeff from LA says:

Once again, South Carolina shows its unworthy of the USC title. Its back to being USCe.

September 4th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
13

David Puddy says:

We’re on the tee box at 8am

click-clack. the head ball coach is playin’ through, motherfuckers!

September 5th, 2008 at 12:00 am
14

baconboy says:

If it’s any consolation, Orson, we don’t expect you to actually know anything. We just want you to write well. Pretending to know something is so journalism 1.0 and you are well into version 3.5 by now. No one who writes for the NY Times gets to make fart jokes, which is why I read you first.

September 5th, 2008 at 12:01 am
15

John Vierdsen says:

John loves Carolina, but USC can’t get away from the mediocrity that’s stained the program for over 100 years.

September 5th, 2008 at 1:12 am
16

TheMightyErik says:

gee… Steve Spurrier is married and has kids? Good Lord I hate when they spend an entire half on that crap. Holly, you can always hang out up here with us over Thanksgiving when Vandy gets Tennessee so I can monitor your behavior should those upstarts try to continue this crazed new behavior of theirs…

September 5th, 2008 at 4:13 am
17

Because They Can says:

Not even the power of the Visor can overcome the “tradition” of the cocks. But fear not…they’ll be stronger than the mayor’s breath once again come next August.

September 5th, 2008 at 7:06 am
18

NativeSon says:

@4 & 10
Would UGA qualify?

September 5th, 2008 at 7:32 am
19

Silent G says:

Kentucky is 0-for-15 against Spurrier and yet Vandy can beat him twice in a row? What kind of unjust world is this?

September 5th, 2008 at 7:46 am
20

The Snake will Drive Again! says:

If OBC can’t click clack USC over Vandy then no one can. Now we’ll see if he can rebound his club against “it’s only Georgia”. Smart money’s on not a chance.

September 5th, 2008 at 7:49 am
21

CrimsonBarrister says:

Any truth to the rumor Vandy students yelled “SAT! SAT!” ?

September 5th, 2008 at 8:01 am
22

Coop says:

This helps…

a very little.

Ugh, we just both suck…

again.

September 5th, 2008 at 8:05 am
23

jack often says:

If I wasn’t at work I would rub one out to that chick with the football.

Aw hell, that ain’t never stopped me before.

September 5th, 2008 at 8:07 am
24

Biggus Rickus says:

New state motto for South Carolina: Where expectations come to die.

September 5th, 2008 at 8:08 am
25

Vol says:

Somebody tell Spurrier that pleated pants are SOOOO 1998.

September 5th, 2008 at 8:12 am
26

Jack Mihoff says:

Spurrier just got Johnsoned.

September 5th, 2008 at 8:36 am
27

3L over the line, sweet jesus says:

In yo muthafuckin face, EDSBS!

September 5th, 2008 at 9:07 am
28

MrRedDevil says:

Looked like another big-ass cripple fight to me.

September 5th, 2008 at 9:33 am
29

tigercpa says:

There is an absolute shit storm in Klumbya right now…

And Big Lots is out of umbrellas….

September 5th, 2008 at 9:49 am
30

Jason says:

I think this win can be attributed to the growing popularity of Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka. Brewed in South Carolina, this stuff is literally sweeping across the Southeast like a band of gypsy mind-readers. Spurrier must have slugged one too many of these before they left Columbia for Nashville.

I believe that this firewater is part of the Vast Big 10 Conspiracy to inflict impotence on the SEC. Crates of Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka are the Smallpox blankets of the 21st century.

September 5th, 2008 at 10:24 am
31

Touchdown74 says:

Um, correct me if I’m wrong but…I think they call that a “queef.”

September 5th, 2008 at 10:51 am
32

Holly says:

Erik, you’ll have to tether me to something, but yes. Something tells me the CalTech crew I usually do Thanksgiving with will not be safe.

September 5th, 2008 at 11:12 am
33

Magic Hobo says:

Whizzing and pasting and pooting through the game
Cocky helping Vandy helping burn their poots away
And all the while in Williams-Bryce
Cocky’s little team again decays

September 5th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
34

sullivan013 says:

@26 Ah, no. “Vandied” I’ll accept.

The other is not to be used among hetero men outside of prison. Just sayin.

September 5th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
35

CrimsonCommodore says:

Sweet, sweet Victory. Go dores.

September 5th, 2008 at 4:42 pm