VANDY WINS. WE KNOW NOTHING.
by Orson on Sep 4, 2008 11:47 PM EDT
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PrintVandy wins their first game at home and delivers the flaming fart of vengeance denied to Steve Spurrier, 24-17. We know nothing.
The Vandy death-fart incinerates Spurrier. Again.
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That was not the kind of Smelley Spurrier expected.
by formerlyanonymous on Sep 4, 2008 11:51 PM EDT reply actions
Damn Spurrier loses again to the ’Dores…..and to a coach in his 7th Season is 22-50 as the head coach…. of Vandy, and for the past 2 yrs at that……I think the OBC is done and done.
by Mr.Pelican Pants on Sep 4, 2008 11:53 PM EDT reply actions
Jen Sterger told you to take the ’Dores and the points. Vanderbilt in the hizouse.
by PushJerk on Sep 4, 2008 11:55 PM EDT reply actions
Surprising. And yet not at the same time.
Spurrier will rally this squad, as is his way. and pull a stinging upset this year. Hard to believe that he’ll sniff the conference title in ’08 though.
by rydercup on Sep 4, 2008 11:57 PM EDT reply actions
“I woke up like 3 o’clock in the morning. I was like, ’We just lost to Vanderbilt….” (Captain Munnerlyn, USA Today, 9/4/08)
AGAIN
MASSIVE VISOR TOSSING VANDER-FAIL
Did Bobby Johnson say “we beat South Carolina, it’s not like we beat some big team…”
by David on Sep 4, 2008 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
Hey , it’s not like they beat some powerhouse – it was just South Carolina.
Eat a dick, OBC.
by Darkknight on Sep 4, 2008 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
But, I quit. I give up.
Nothing’s good enough for anybody else
it seems.
by GamecockTony on Sep 5, 2008 12:00 AM EDT reply actions
Wow, and Bobby Johnson tried to hand him the game, too. Late 4th quarter, you’re up by one score, and you run it three straight plays in the shadow of your own endzone? Conservative playcalling has doomed many a team, and Johnson’s pretty damn lucky his wasn’t one of them tonight. But, all and all, Vandy’s 2-0 with a win over an SEC opponent. Does this mean that they get to be ranked next week?
It would make as much sense as Carolina being ranked after that snooze-fest between them and NCState.
by blackertai on Sep 5, 2008 12:02 AM EDT reply actions
S E C, S E C…Go Commodores! HA Suck it SC. Can’t wait for SC to beat a quasi-legit team later this year.
by COB on Sep 5, 2008 12:27 AM EDT reply actions
You know it’s a bad loss when the Edie Brickell lyrics start showing up.
by Dinknflicka on Sep 5, 2008 12:32 AM EDT reply actions
Once again, South Carolina shows its unworthy of the USC title. Its back to being USCe.
by Jeff from LA on Sep 5, 2008 12:40 AM EDT reply actions
We’re on the tee box at 8am
click-clack. the head ball coach is playin’ through, motherfuckers!
by David Puddy on Sep 5, 2008 1:00 AM EDT reply actions
If it’s any consolation, Orson, we don’t expect you to actually know anything. We just want you to write well. Pretending to know something is so journalism 1.0 and you are well into version 3.5 by now. No one who writes for the NY Times gets to make fart jokes, which is why I read you first.
by baconboy on Sep 5, 2008 1:01 AM EDT reply actions
John loves Carolina, but USC can’t get away from the mediocrity that’s stained the program for over 100 years.
by John Vierdsen on Sep 5, 2008 2:12 AM EDT reply actions
gee… Steve Spurrier is married and has kids? Good Lord I hate when they spend an entire half on that crap. Holly, you can always hang out up here with us over Thanksgiving when Vandy gets Tennessee so I can monitor your behavior should those upstarts try to continue this crazed new behavior of theirs…
by TheMightyErik on Sep 5, 2008 5:13 AM EDT reply actions
Not even the power of the Visor can overcome the “tradition” of the cocks. But fear not…they’ll be stronger than the mayor’s breath once again come next August.
by Because They Can on Sep 5, 2008 8:06 AM EDT reply actions
Kentucky is 0-for-15 against Spurrier and yet Vandy can beat him twice in a row? What kind of unjust world is this?
by Silent G on Sep 5, 2008 8:46 AM EDT reply actions
If OBC can’t click clack USC over Vandy then no one can. Now we’ll see if he can rebound his club against “it’s only Georgia”. Smart money’s on not a chance.
by The Snake will Drive Again! on Sep 5, 2008 8:49 AM EDT reply actions
Any truth to the rumor Vandy students yelled “SAT! SAT!” ?
by CrimsonBarrister on Sep 5, 2008 9:01 AM EDT reply actions
This helps…
a very little.
Ugh, we just both suck…
again.
by Coop on Sep 5, 2008 9:05 AM EDT reply actions
If I wasn’t at work I would rub one out to that chick with the football.
Aw hell, that ain’t never stopped me before.
by jack often on Sep 5, 2008 9:07 AM EDT reply actions
New state motto for South Carolina: Where expectations come to die.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 5, 2008 9:08 AM EDT reply actions
Somebody tell Spurrier that pleated pants are SOOOO 1998.
by Vol on Sep 5, 2008 9:12 AM EDT reply actions
In yo muthafuckin face, EDSBS!
by 3L over the line, sweet jesus on Sep 5, 2008 10:07 AM EDT reply actions
Looked like another big-ass cripple fight to me.
by MrRedDevil on Sep 5, 2008 10:33 AM EDT reply actions
There is an absolute shit storm in Klumbya right now…
And Big Lots is out of umbrellas….
by tigercpa on Sep 5, 2008 10:49 AM EDT reply actions
I think this win can be attributed to the growing popularity of Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka. Brewed in South Carolina, this stuff is literally sweeping across the Southeast like a band of gypsy mind-readers. Spurrier must have slugged one too many of these before they left Columbia for Nashville.
I believe that this firewater is part of the Vast Big 10 Conspiracy to inflict impotence on the SEC. Crates of Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka are the Smallpox blankets of the 21st century.
by Jason on Sep 5, 2008 11:24 AM EDT reply actions
Um, correct me if I’m wrong but…I think they call that a “queef.”
by Touchdown74 on Sep 5, 2008 11:51 AM EDT reply actions
Erik, you’ll have to tether me to something, but yes. Something tells me the CalTech crew I usually do Thanksgiving with will not be safe.
by Holly on Sep 5, 2008 12:12 PM EDT reply actions
Whizzing and pasting and pooting through the game
Cocky helping Vandy helping burn their poots away
And all the while in Williams-Bryce
Cocky’s little team again decays
by Magic Hobo on Sep 5, 2008 1:49 PM EDT reply actions
@26 Ah, no. “Vandied” I’ll accept.
The other is not to be used among hetero men outside of prison. Just sayin.
by sullivan013 on Sep 5, 2008 4:19 PM EDT reply actions
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