Comments on: GATORS DEMONSTRATE POOR TISSUE ETIQUETTE

By: DHC

DHC — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 20:04:21 +0000

That’s all well, and good, the anatomical lesson for the day and all but it’s looking increasingly likely that …

… PERCY HARVIN IS GONNA ROMP!!!!!!!!

That is all.

By: GeauxIrish

GeauxIrish — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:14:24 +0000

Dangit, when I saw the headline I thought it was going to relate to one of the Gators getting injured while trying to hang a clock from the toilet.

/ Back to the Future references

By: Vol

Vol — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:09:13 +0000

I’m with you phatman, but I had to temporarily get on the wagon yesterday and hope to stay there one more night. It was starting to have marital implications. Obviously, I will fall off and it will run me over sometime during the third quarter tomorrow night.

By: skinnyphatman

skinnyphatman — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:17:19 +0000

FUCK YOU LIVER!!!

/any self respecting male college football fan, starting last Thursday and extending some time into early next year (over 21, natch)

By: jakldawg

jakldawg — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:08:41 +0000

So when can we expect to see the first mention of “insulted honeycombs” on an injury report.

By: InsaneCoachPosse

InsaneCoachPosse — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:08:33 +0000

anytime I hear the phrase “lobules of fat and muscle that absorb shock” I think of Coach Fulmer

where is Ms HRA anyway?

By: blon

blon — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:43:19 +0000

Off topic…ESPN’s Bottom 10
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?page=bottom10081

Amusing.

By: She Blinded Me With Violence

She Blinded Me With Violence — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:33:57 +0000

Not the first time someone’s added insult to injury.

By: BurritoBrosShits

BurritoBrosShits — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:33:25 +0000

�The ~~bottom of the heel~~ liver is filled with tiny honeycombs, lobules of fat and muscle that absorb ~~shock~~ alcohol. You have insulted those during ~~surgery~~ drinking your ass off, so you�re not going to be able to bear ~~weight~~ drinking on it the same way right away.�

There we go, that’s what most college-age men hear from doctors.