Comments on: TAILGATING IN JUAREZ IS FESTIVE AND MURDERISH

By: SteveInHouston

SteveInHouston — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:02:15 +0000

The Big 12 South giggles at the various shenanigans perpetrated across the territories of our compatriots in the south.

Because truly, SEC speed is needed to flee these cutthroat mf’ers along our border. As Mark Kilroy would attest, if at all possible: http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/serial_killers/weird/constanzo/1.html

Seriously, tread lightly if you’re ever down along the Rio Grande.

By: dogtown gator

dogtown gator — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 06:49:44 +0000

I find the idea of parodying current events via a video game reference horrifying and in bad taste Orson.

(For our next ad campaign, Call of Duty: World of Juarez, we will gladly pay you either in Percocet or Pesos).

By: Biggus Rickus

Biggus Rickus — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 02:16:24 +0000

BurritoBros,

I tried to stay out of the crossfire. The PV Club don’t fuckin’ play.

By: BurritoBrosShits

BurritoBrosShits — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 00:24:11 +0000

Biggus Rickus- You mean you were never a part of the Sawgrass/PV Club Beef? That was big in High School….

By: industrial strength

industrial strength — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:53:01 +0000

kudos for the No Country For Old Men reference

By: Ryno

Ryno — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:45:31 +0000

Swindle at 9.

GTA: Juarez has me intrigued. Would you sneak off on a donkey? Eat at churro or tamale stands?

Fuck – I’ll be thinking about this all day.

By: Chips O'Toole

Chips O'Toole — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:25:22 +0000

Khartoum is interested in purchasing vacation property in downtown Juarez.

By: HeadThief

HeadThief — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:11:39 +0000

Mack Brown is now torn between suspending Lamarr Houston for the UT-El Paso game and taking him.

By: Biggus Rickus

Biggus Rickus — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:05:30 +0000

This story takes me back to growing up on the mean streets of Ponte Vedra, FL. The Winn Dixie-Publix turf wars were a constant threat to all of us.

By: The Great Barstoolio

The Great Barstoolio — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:58:41 +0000

“sounds like a recipe for blanked memories covering Grand Guignol horrors and transactions involving STDs, stolen credit cards, and weapons with the serial numbers filed off them.”

Actually, that sounds like Gainesville. HAPPY HATE WEEK!

By: Harris

Harris — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:47:47 +0000

Dammit, now where am I supposed to wear this authentic Mexican sombrero I got at Don Pablos?

Second, I think the easy availability of “high-grade pharmaceuticals” pretty much makes a lie out of “killed for no reason.”

By: WhiteSpeedReceiver

WhiteSpeedReceiver — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:41:08 +0000

The times they are a changin.

I remember going into Juarez after the ‘99 Sun Bowl to wait for the end of days. Imagine my surprise when I woke up on 1/1/00 with the hangover to end all hangovers, a donkey, 22 year old mexican twins, and 17 previously undiscovered STDs.

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:40:39 +0000

RockStar is far too tasteful to make GTA: Juarez, right? Right?

We’ll just go ahead and reserve our copy now.

By: spartymike

spartymike — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:39:00 +0000

That is a city the size of Phoenix, Philly, or San Antonio. Philadelphia, the worst of those three (murder wise), had 406 murders in 2006.

Eight fiddy by September, and we’re talking GTA: Juarez levels of violence.

So, #1….you’re correct. Detroit-level is accurate.

By: BurritoBrosShits

BurritoBrosShits — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:37:31 +0000

Southeast Asia is not impressed…