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Around SBN: The Gift Of The 2003 Tigers

BLOOD MAKES THE GRASS GROW

Courtesy of Orangebloods member b0nedry: Will Muschamp, as seen on the sidelines versus Florida Atlantic after cutting himself taking his headset off violently.

Don't worry about him. He ain't hurt.

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Rub a little dirt on it and get back in there!

by Crabapple Buck on Sep 2, 2008 10:52 AM EDT reply actions  

That pic reminds me of the great contributions UF has made to warm weather football…Gatorade and air conditioned shoulder pads.

And oh yeah…making Muschamp look like a genius.

by zzgator on Sep 2, 2008 10:55 AM EDT reply actions  

Pain don’t hurt. -Dalton

by lance harbor on Sep 2, 2008 10:57 AM EDT reply actions  

I might miss him if our defense didn’t look fantastic on Saturday. Texas better pray they don’t meet up with Georgia in the postseason.

by Aubie on Sep 2, 2008 11:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Is there a better football name than Roddrick Muckelroy?

by MrRedDevil on Sep 2, 2008 11:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Personally I always had particuar affection for the name Limas Sweed.

by zzgator on Sep 2, 2008 11:04 AM EDT reply actions  

He could pass for Erk….except for that putting together a disciplined defense that isn’t overaggressive and blitzes itself out of position every other play part.

by UgaMatt on Sep 2, 2008 11:07 AM EDT reply actions  

I think Fresno State Tight End Bear Pascoe is perhaps the most aptly named player in the country.

by Bigger Rickus on Sep 2, 2008 11:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Hell – that ain’t blood dripping. That’s blood spatter.

by NativeSon on Sep 2, 2008 11:10 AM EDT reply actions  

In addition to a statistically insignificant win streak against Muschamp, Georgia has a winning streak against the scourge of high school graduation. They don’t brag enough about that, either.

by Orson Swindle on Sep 2, 2008 11:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Fucking typos.

by Biggus Rickus on Sep 2, 2008 11:12 AM EDT reply actions  

O,

In fairness, Georgia high school students aren’t given the same sexual incentives to stay in school by various faculty members that Florida high schoolers are.

by Biggus Rickus on Sep 2, 2008 11:17 AM EDT reply actions  

What? No one is going to say Muschamp still bleeds red and black?

by Why Can't We All Get Along? on Sep 2, 2008 11:21 AM EDT reply actions  

BLOOD MOTHERFUCKER!!!

by Adam on Sep 2, 2008 11:21 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m not bleeding. I’m oozing character. I don’t see any character flowing out of your veins, boy.

by Digital Headbutt on Sep 2, 2008 11:22 AM EDT reply actions  

He ain’t got time to bleed.

by Joel on Sep 2, 2008 11:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Touché.

by Biggus Rickus on Sep 2, 2008 11:24 AM EDT reply actions  

You can also rip a hole in your head by tearing off your headset while wearing glasses. Just saying.

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 2, 2008 11:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Fairly noted: that was a private Christian school, not a public school. The difference: there’s at least a slight chance the teacher would use protection at a public school.

by Orson Swindle on Sep 2, 2008 11:27 AM EDT reply actions  

- Orson

She’s a real looker.

by MrRedDevil on Sep 2, 2008 11:28 AM EDT reply actions  

There’s no defending the GA public school system Orson, I completely agree. It’s an embarrassment to the state. Fortunately, based on my time there, I would estimate about 97% of UGA’s students come from Gwinnett or Cobb county, where the schools are at least decent. I, on the other hand, come from a county perpetually in danger of losing its accreditation.

by UgaMatt on Sep 2, 2008 11:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Did the crowd give him the “classy” subdued applause once they realized he was not seriously injured?

by skinnyphatman on Sep 2, 2008 11:32 AM EDT reply actions  

5 & 6 -

LSU freshman walk-on fullback Steele Hull disagrees with you.

by Chips O'Toole on Sep 2, 2008 11:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Orson,

She looks like she ate the prom. Either that or someone needs to adjust the V-Hold on her reception.

Yeesh.

by The OtherOther Drew on Sep 2, 2008 11:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Ah, Boom M’Fer! We hardly knew ye.

As R.E. Lee said of General A.P. Hill, “I can scarcely think of him without weeping.”

by gurn on Sep 2, 2008 11:55 AM EDT reply actions  

And this was versus Florida Atlantic… Can you imagaine what self mutliation this guy will come up with to inspire (terrify) his players during the red river shootout?

by iggy on Sep 2, 2008 11:57 AM EDT reply actions  

ECW! ECW! ECW!

by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 2, 2008 12:05 PM EDT reply actions  

@16
Nice.
@15
Nicer.

by bevoshapedwaffles on Sep 2, 2008 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

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