310 POUNDS OF GLORY
Since today is our belated, five-day review day, we’ll save you the trouble of having to watch the mostly wretched UK/Louisville game and present the necessary bullet points for you:
–Louisville qb Hunter Cantwell’s four-series streak in the fourth quarter when Louisville had scored zero points and need something to get back into a 10-0 game: pick/pick/fumble for TD/pick.
–Kentucky scored 17 points in the fourth through very little real offense of their own.
–Kentucky qb Mike Hartline’s leading receiver was the second row of the stands.
–Louisville scored its only points of a 27-2 blowout on a safety.
–310 pounds of glory: it happens in the form of Myron Pryor who had five tackles, a TFL, a forced fumble, and this run for a giant imaginary red velvet cake dancing in the endzone.
Give that man cake, dammit, and all the cream cheese frosting he deserves.
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Comment by The Gurgling Cod — September 3, 2008 @ 8:17 am
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That was without a doubt the most putrid performance I’ve seen in a long time, and I was an undergrad when NU was utter whaleshit. (By the way, nice work, Kitties. Keep it up, and you might actually go bowling this year.) Nevertheless, The Pride Of The Highlands and I watched all but the last five minutes. I’m still not sure why, but we’re either incurable optimists, or we have a serious bent for submission and degradation.
After that travesty, it was almost a relief to root for Colorado State, but the weekend in general has spoiled my taste for foobaw for a few days.
Comment by PJ from NU in SF — September 2, 2008 @ 9:09 pm
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fire-eating, tap-dancing chimpanzees wouldn’t have made watching that game worthwhile. That game was brutal………of course, I watched almost the entire thing. It is early in the season.
Comment by macker — September 2, 2008 @ 7:55 pm
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That play alone made watching that game worthwhile.
Text message I received from my nephew who lives just outside of Lexington: “That boy picked that thing up like it was a cheeseburger.”
Comment by ClwFlGator — September 2, 2008 @ 4:24 pm
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@12… Everyone is a toss-up for So Car unless we gets us a QB.
Comment by Carolina girl — September 2, 2008 @ 3:55 pm
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Mackalicious over at Blogging Pantsless made a funny version of the Kentucky return video.
Comment by Dawgfan76 — September 2, 2008 @ 3:13 pm
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Louisville just does not have the personnel, plain and simple. No first-tier playmakers and maybe two second-tier playmakers. It’s bare in the cupboard.
UK’s defense looked good against an anemic offense, and is not inadequate for an SEC defense, but I don’t know how it’ll deal with a decent offensive line and teams with multiple first-tier athletes. I think they will beat Arkansas and pull off one other conference win, ending 6-6. Hello, Shreveport. But hey, it would be another solid year for the Cats, who really look like they are building something.
Comment by SDF Fan — September 2, 2008 @ 2:54 pm
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#10- South Carolina and UT are definite toss ups for Kentucky, especially if this defense stays healthy and the offense even remotely improves week-to-week. They’ve got 3 tasty cupcakes to snack on and work out some kinks.
Comment by AlanInDC — September 2, 2008 @ 2:08 pm
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Here’s to Myron “Red Velvet” Pryor (the name has stuck) ripping one of these off in Knoxville.
Kentucky with a defense. Who woulda thunk it?
Comment by Sullivan013 — September 2, 2008 @ 1:56 pm