Since today is our belated, five-day review day, we'll save you the trouble of having to watch the mostly wretched UK/Louisville game and present the necessary bullet points for you:

--Louisville qb Hunter Cantwell's four-series streak in the fourth quarter when Louisville had scored zero points and need something to get back into a 10-0 game: pick/pick/fumble for TD/pick.

--Kentucky scored 17 points in the fourth through very little real offense of their own.

--Kentucky qb Mike Hartline's leading receiver was the second row of the stands.

--Louisville scored its only points of a 27-2 blowout on a safety.

--310 pounds of glory: it happens in the form of Myron Pryor who had five tackles, a TFL, a forced fumble, and this run for a giant imaginary red velvet cake dancing in the endzone.

Give that man cake, dammit, and all the cream cheese frosting he deserves.