Footloose and fancy-free, motherfuckers. We’re taking a little break to stretch and drink, and we’ll kick off the last liveblog of the evening around 8:00 EDT. Until then, warm up in the comment thread.

Again, how this works: A handful of the consistently funny will have their comments auto-approved; everyone else goes in the queue. If your comment doesn’t show up, please don’t repost–we’ll get to as many of the good ones as we can. If you’re not saying something relevant, at least make it funny, and no politics. [Hint: Typing WAR EAGLE WAR EAGLE over and over again, while adorable, is not Cutting It.] Orson is in the press box for Alabama-Clemson and would like everyone to know he just spotted a pair of Crocs with leather deck shoe tops.