ENDORSEMENT DEALS OF THE RECENTLY DEAD HIT YOUR TAILGATE

by Orson on Aug 28, 2008 3:28 PM EDT

Reader Jason sends us further evidence of the robots coming for us any day now: Bo Merlot, coming to your tailgate whether you like it or not. (Click for larger image.)

The ads for Howard Schnellenberger's Fortifying Rum for Gentlemen will be simpler: just a scorch mark on on the ground and a hole where a chump used to be. You'll know it's a Schnellenberger's Fortifying Rum for Gentlemen ad from one sign: the smell of sex and Old Spice in the air.

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“the smell of sex and Old Spice in the air.”

Stop being so redundant, Orson.

by carlinthemarlin on Aug 28, 2008 3:35 PM EDT reply actions

I’m sure Tressel’s going to launch Steven Threet’s career of loses by smashing a bottle of this swill over Threet’s helmet.

by Seabass on Aug 28, 2008 3:36 PM EDT reply actions

Sheridan, not Threet, will be the starter for the Utah game. Whether that is the case when Michigan “rolls” into Columbus is obviously yet to be determined. 48 hours and counting . . .

by maskedavenger on Aug 28, 2008 3:44 PM EDT reply actions

The obvious question is: What serious college football fan drinks Merlot at a tailgate?

//unless you are tailgating at the Blaine School School of Beauty

by HazelMaesLandingStrip on Aug 28, 2008 3:50 PM EDT reply actions

HMLS

The key jangling crowd in Ann Arbor, where else. They will have pinkies raised while sipping Bo swill looking haughty and tell you of their superiority over their Big Ten brethren and that they are the greatest all-time. Watch how empty their hole-in-the-ground stadium is after halftime this year.

by Crabapple Buck on Aug 28, 2008 3:56 PM EDT reply actions

Did anyone pour a 40 of this shit on Bo’s grave yet?

by Seabass on Aug 28, 2008 4:00 PM EDT reply actions

Stay class, Wolverines, stay classy

/the Dead Schembechlers

by Der Schatten on Aug 28, 2008 4:00 PM EDT reply actions

@4 -
Obviously you’ve never attended the Handsome Boys Modeling School.

by tOSU_radar on Aug 28, 2008 4:10 PM EDT reply actions

Does this mean that Paul Giamatti is an Ohio State fan?

by DevilGrad on Aug 28, 2008 4:12 PM EDT reply actions

As red wine is apparently good for the heart, it’s safe to say merlot was not Bo’s drink of choice.

I think he used to drink cups full of nails and shit girders, or something.

Like Mike Barwis.

by Sgt. Barwis's Beatdown Brigade on Aug 28, 2008 4:44 PM EDT reply actions

I’m so ready for the season to start and for actual tailgating that this wine would be welcomed where I’m drinkin’…..even if it didn’t come out of a box.

by Ryno on Aug 28, 2008 4:50 PM EDT reply actions

I prefer Mike Leach’s “Raider Rum” thank you very much.

Yar.

by dudis41 on Aug 28, 2008 5:06 PM EDT reply actions

A better promotion would have been for BOtox – not merlot – providing pre-game tailgate injections to adoring fans who proudly parade their puckered-up sphincters in remembrance of that original a**hole.

by Bo for 24 on Aug 28, 2008 5:29 PM EDT reply actions