MICHIGAN’S OFFENSIVE LINE IS “POTENTIAL-HEAVY”
READ: inexperienced. 15 combined starts between the starting five, with 13 of those coming from starting right tackle Steve Schilling. There is malice in these numbers, MSM laziness to be sure, some form of fatheaded fatuousness purported upon what is actually a potentially excellent line with far more evidence than the numbers would suggest, correct? Brian?
Perhaps the saddest indicator of the potential looming tragedy that is the Michigan offensive line is this: last year this depth chart went three deep. There’s no one but freshmen unlisted this year and, uh… four freshmen in the actual two-deep as hypothesized above.
The line took a hit it could not afford to sustain when certain starter and once upon a time touted recruit Cory Zirbel went down with a knee injury, forcing either David Molk or hastily converted defensive lineman John Ferrara into the starting lineup. Michigan is now one injury away from serious issues indeed.
You could have just said “Florida’s secondary=Michigan’s o-line” and that would have sufficed, as well. But there’s articles about how much better they’ve gotten and stickers and progress reports with gold stars and only the most polite notes about that 74 yard TD they allowed in practice because the man ran forward, then backwards. That was tricky!
Michigan’s getting giving damn you Big Lots brain–ed. 3.5 at home against Utah, which in a former version of reality would have seemed barking Corso dumb, but here we are in 2008.










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Crabapple Buck says:
That child will grow up never witnessing a UM win over tOSU. That does not make me sad.
August 27th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
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BH says:
Michigan is giving the points, not getting them. Still it looks like a toss-up from the experts’ point of view.
August 27th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
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gindole says:
What makes you sad?
ESSSSSSS EEEEEEEE SEEEEEEEE?
August 27th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
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spartymike says:
Even though I’m not an expert, I’ll take the points thanks.
August 27th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
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maskedavenger says:
Come on, one returning starter, RT Schilling, who appears likely to start this year (TE Butler might get edged out), a walk-on QB with no experience who is competing with another QB who has not taken a snap, and a “possession” running back, what’s not to like here?
August 27th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
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CrimsonBarrister says:
Even though I’m not an expert, the Big Ten sucks.
August 27th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
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Mike says:
So you call Sam McGuffie and his 4.32 (legit) 40 possesion? I believe you are referring to Minor, who is the starter in name only (actually not even. The first depth chart had McGuffie/Minor/Carlos Brown/Mike Shaw co-starters). Other than Minor, the other 3 backs are prototypical spread backs, best when out in space, etc.
Also, who is going to edge out Butler?
Quarterback and o-line, ehh who needs ‘em?
August 27th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
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Mike says:
Oh and we all know the Big Ten “sucks,” yet Michigan still manages to beat whoever the SEC throws at them (see 2007 Capital One Bowl, 2003 Outback Bowl, 2000 Orange Bowl, among others).
August 27th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
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scalz1 says:
Saturday will be like Christmas morning. Either I will get that Xbox 360 elite, or a box full of rabid hyenas and beri-beri.
Fuck it, I’m in.
August 27th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
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tOSU_radar says:
mmmmm……beri-beri…
With sprinkles!
Oh yeah, I almost forgot: F Michigan.
August 27th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
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Dave says:
Ah yes, with the return of fall comes the Buckstache mating call: “F Michigan!”
How we have missed it.
August 27th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
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IVSPORT says:
I guess this means that Michigan has the “potential” to not get embarrassed by a cupcake team like Appalachian St upsetting the Wolverines in their home stadium.
August 27th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
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NCDawg says:
Whereas people know that Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas, it is a little known fact that Tebow wears Mike Barwis pajamas. I mean, Mike invented condtioning, training, lifting weights and all after he left WVU. Michigan’s O-line and UM’s not Terrell Pryor/Pat White QB should be fine against Utah.
August 27th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
Any team with a playa named MISTER SIMPSON should never lose a game.
For some reason I don’t think he’s related to Major Ogilvie. Perhaps Captain Munnerlyn.
August 27th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
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Big Jon says:
Arizona State laughs at your petty offensive line concerns.
August 28th, 2008 at 1:03 pm