CURIOUS INDEX, 8/27/08
by Orson on Aug 27, 2008 9:46 AM EDT
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THE TIME HAS COME. THE TIME HAS COME. THE TIME HAS COME TODAY. Bells. Thirst of a nature only described in sports beverage commercials. Powerthirst could have saved South Carolina tailback Mike Davis, who would not have had to break into a refrigerator for a beverage if he'd only had access to a quart of Rawberry. On Sunday, Davis broke into a locked refrigerator in the team's weight room that contained sports drinks, sources said. Davis bent the door's frame to get a drink, they said. The players were summoned and the guilty party was asked to come forward by strength coach Mark Smith. Smith told everyone there was a surveillance tape of the area. But no one confessed. The football staff learned later, through that video footage, that it was Davis. Davis will miss the first game due to his refrigerator repair, evening up things for NC State, who lost their starting tailback Jamelle Eugene to an ankle injury. We're sure that if Brown had been drinking Shockolate, this wouldn't have happened, either. 305 is an area code and the number of people in the training room after the game. Miami has not had the Florida ACLfest '08, but they have a slew of players listed as injured who will miss the opener against Charleston Southern, including DEs Eric Moncur and Allen Bailey. Hiring close personal friend of Kimbo Slice, Bas Rutten, as trainer for the Hurricanes may have made them tougher, but putting all these people on the injured list due to split livers is getting old. There's nothing fark can't do. Rick Neuheisel, now pointing for entirely different reasons. Look at the West Coasters bite and nibble at each other! When we post pictures of Alabama fans actually eating freshly fricasseed Auburn fans before the Iron Bowl and the UN gets involved, we'll reclarify the meaning of animosity. (Suggested condiment with Auburn fan: spicy ranch dressing, a la Outback's Blooming Onion dipping sauce.) Vic Koenning is really, really sorry about that. Clemson's defensive coordinator is really sorry about accusing Alabama recruits of all driving Escalades. Koenning said he has never had a problem with Alabama's recruiting practices and doesn't know what vehicles, if any, Jones or Scott drive. The situation is "100 percent a distraction," Koenning said. "It was my misjudgement in saying something in a joking manner that got taken and run with," he said. ...did he say "never had a problem with" their practices? Does that mean there ARE problems with them? Can we stay offended? PLEASE SAY WE CAN STAY OUTRAGED WOOOOO ROOOOOOOOOLL TAAAAAAAHHHHHHDE!!! (Someone pull me off the ceiling, please. The minutes are bleeding by like a slow IV drip of suck.) |
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South Carolina football: Exploring new frontiers of stupid.
by Doug on Aug 27, 2008 9:51 AM EDT reply actions
That’s Jamalle Eugene. Andre Brown is still playing and will likely remain healthly until at least the second quarter.
by Herb on Aug 27, 2008 9:51 AM EDT reply actions
So I take it that South Carolina’s strength and conditioning is working?
by Crabapple Buck on Aug 27, 2008 9:54 AM EDT reply actions
If Mike Davis is going around bending the doors of refrigerators, I’m OK with that.
by woooohooooooo on Aug 27, 2008 10:04 AM EDT reply actions
I propose a brief relapse into the Bunda world to help pass any downtime between today and tomorrow. Bonda and Mustaches abounds!
by Tricky Dick on Aug 27, 2008 10:06 AM EDT reply actions
I AM OUTRAGED AND HE MADE A COMMENT ABOUT KNOWING HOW PEOPLE IN ALABAMA ARE WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN ABOUT HOW PEOPLE IN ALABAMA ARE WHAT A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT
BJ DRIVES A HOOPTEE
by Julio's Stiff Baby Arm on Aug 27, 2008 10:11 AM EDT reply actions
Funny that Vic was “joking” and now says he doesn’t know what the players drive. Yet Burton Scott’s High school coach went on the radio yesterday and said that it was a Chevy Envoy, not an Escalade and that Burton had “rented” it.
by Thor on Aug 27, 2008 10:14 AM EDT reply actions
(apologize in advance for language used here)
Jesus. Fucking. Christ. Mike Davis.
Dude, walk outside and up to Pendleton Street and there will be any number of students and/or alumni willing to walk over to the Circle K and buy you a goddamn Gatorade, Powerade, Lemonade or Lexus, son.
Seriously. Fuck. Me.
/season starts in 34 hours
/ I’m a bit on edge
by GamecockTony on Aug 27, 2008 10:15 AM EDT reply actions
Fricasseed Auburn fan actually has fewer calories than the Bloomin’ Onion — but only if you carefully trim the fat before cooking.
by DevilGrad on Aug 27, 2008 10:16 AM EDT reply actions
@ 10-
Rented it for prom. He apparently normally drives some beat up orange sedan.
Funny part about Vigor’s coach was him telling a local sports “journalist” that Mr. Koennig better not ever step foot on school property again…
Good job, Vic.
by Tater Salad on Aug 27, 2008 10:16 AM EDT reply actions
dynamite point thor. ironclad to say the least.
by gerry dorsey on Aug 27, 2008 10:17 AM EDT reply actions
“Fricasseed Auburn fan actually has fewer calories than the BloominÂ’ Onion”
so does 22 big macs with a side of crisco.
by gerry dorsey on Aug 27, 2008 10:20 AM EDT reply actions
Mike gave it a shot.
Usually, when someone says they have tape of you doing whatever you weren’t supposed to be doing, they’re bluffing.
by bamb_buck on Aug 27, 2008 10:27 AM EDT reply actions
Close Orson… actually it’s the Bacon Ranch sauce from Sante Fe Cattle Company… but you only know that if you cook real Auburn fans (like people who understand you get real bar-b-q at Archibald’s in Northport, not at Dreamland)
by PeterPumpkinhead on Aug 27, 2008 10:41 AM EDT reply actions
Re: Mike Davis, I get it. I really get it. Imagine for a second that tomorrow you wake to find that the start of college football season is trapped inside a locked refrigerator. Sure you could probably find the start of the season somewhere else, but you know, you fucking KNOW, that it is inside that damn refrigerator. After some time investigating and trying to open the door what would you do? For me, I can probably tell you that I could not bend the handle with my bare hands, but some damage would be wrought on that refrigerator. Cameras be damned! It should know better!
by skinnyphatman on Aug 27, 2008 10:45 AM EDT reply actions
On the bright side, at least Mike Davis wasn’t caught with the Gun flavor.
by impiri on Aug 27, 2008 10:47 AM EDT reply actions
can’t believe you went with this pussy video…. the Chamber Brothers version blows this out of the water
“and my mind…has been psychodelisized!!!!!”
by InsaneCoachPosse on Aug 27, 2008 10:50 AM EDT reply actions
PeterPumpkinhead: (like people who understand you get real bar-b-q at ArchibaldÂ’s in Northport, not at Dreamland)
Truer words were never spoken. It was a scary-ass looking place back when I was in college (not sure if it has been demolished and rebuilt since then), but nobody served better BBQ anywhere.
by Limedust on Aug 27, 2008 10:52 AM EDT reply actions
Nothing to do with anything…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaiwkFNJYA0&eurl=http://www.tiderinsider.com/mb/msg/4671012.html
by AUgrad4Bama on Aug 27, 2008 11:03 AM EDT reply actions
Orson, Davis will not start but will play Thursday. Replacing Davis in the lineup will be Tiny Floating Matthew McConauhey.
by mattain on Aug 27, 2008 11:31 AM EDT reply actions
And today is the last day of the Fulmer Cup.
GOT 13?
by NewAZTiger on Aug 27, 2008 11:43 AM EDT reply actions
23
Foster’s and their Bean-E-Que beat both into the dust.
by yoyofutbawl on Aug 27, 2008 11:50 AM EDT reply actions
My friends…
Happy College Football Eve!
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Aug 27, 2008 11:59 AM EDT reply actions
Stoopnagle @ 30 -
Unfortunately, there is no happiness on college football eve, just impatience. Unlike Christmas Eve, or New Year’s Eve, we can’t just decide to start celebrating the day before for shits and grins. Since it is the day before college football starts, that just means the only live sport is baseball, which is still depressing.
by Berdingo on Aug 27, 2008 12:22 PM EDT reply actions
Vic Koenning should know that you don’t joke about cheating in the SEC. They seem to be extremely touchy about the subject. Much like any McCain pundit when asked about his economic policy.
by blon57 on Aug 27, 2008 12:32 PM EDT reply actions
“The minutes are bleeding by like a slow IV drip of suck.”
You use your tongue better’n a $20 whore.
by Sleepless in Hell on Aug 27, 2008 1:13 PM EDT reply actions
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