Comments on: CAPTION CONTEST: COLT MCCOY

By: biggunks

biggunks — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 19:23:00 +0000

#31 Pure greatness.

By: Brian

Brian — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:41:11 +0000

So you dont want a fish sandwich?

By: DKR

DKR — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:48:43 +0000

i led the conference in interceptions last season and all i got was this lousy hard hat and a gay ass ‘football’ hammer?

By: Brian

Brian — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 14:08:33 +0000

BUST A NUT!!

By: Xaryn

Xaryn — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 05:01:46 +0000

*facepalms*

I lose at following reading comprehension….that was unintentional.

By: hunglikehussein

hunglikehussein — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:15:14 +0000

Xaryn, not only did you say it out loud, but no telling what you are going to get in the E-mails.

Funniest post ever!

By: marcillac

marcillac — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:10:54 +0000

@43

At least we have something to look forward.

FWIW, it would seem you do too because there are certainly women in their 40s and even, in some cases, early 50 who are stunningly compelling.

By: Xaryn

Xaryn — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 20:59:54 +0000

God, the only thing that would improve that pic is if he had on a viking helmet and was wearing a fur loincloth. The football hammer can stay.

Crap, did I just say that out loud?

@8, I’m now one of those women in her mid-30’s. Younger men are alright, but men don’t get truly sexy and interesting until they hit their late-30’s/40’s. Just sayin’. *wonders if this made up for her comments about the viking helmet*

By: Brian O'Blivion

Brian O'Blivion — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 20:15:49 +0000

“This hat doubles as my condom.”

By: Petie

Petie — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:50:48 +0000

Wow, the Mystery Men have expanded their roster. Behold, the Burnt Citrus Slinger (BCS)!

By: Houston's Nutts

Houston's Nutts — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:13:11 +0000

“My name may be Colt, but rest assured: I’m hung like a horse. And by ‘hung like a horse’ I mean I have a huge dick, which is totally emphasized by this so called hammer which I hold over my shoulder. God damn I’m a bad mofo. Circle this Corso.”

By: Uncle Meat

Uncle Meat — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:05:56 +0000

Where are the rest of the Village People?

By: them oklahoma

them oklahoma — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:27:17 +0000

“after the vicious hit from Austin English in last year’s OU texas game, Colt McCoy has gone all Herschel Walker on UT, assuming himself America’s premiere porn star at random”

By: PJ from NU in SF

PJ from NU in SF — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:26:37 +0000

He looks like he spent summer vacation working construction in the Castro. Now that I think of it, there was a guy working on the site of what-used-to-be The Patio a few weeks ago, with much the same look…

By: PortTrojan

PortTrojan — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:26:11 +0000

Are we not men? I am Bevo.
Are we not men? B-E-V-O!