WE BALLIN’, BABY. IT’S A SHAME.
We here at EDSBS would like to say that officially we are appalled by the demolition of the wall separating amateur sport and professional. The increasing sickness and greed surrounding college football disgust those of us who still recall the original spirit of collegiate athletics: the elevation and growth of the individual through physical effort in a team environment, the aspiration to the Greek ideal of honing both the mind and body for the unyielding rigors of life. It’s a kind of tragedy, but not the real tragedy of tragedies in the SEC’s impending megadeal with ESPN for all the SEC games not taken first by CBS Sports on fall Saturdays.

It’s a total tragedy. Pass the champagne, please.
The real tragedy: ESPN’s $2.25 billion buy-in for the SEC starting next year is not the dissolution of the borders separating college athletics–that was obliterated long ago, especially at the D-1 level where teams function as the de facto professional team for their geodemographic. The saddest part will be the loss of the three Daves, who first earned your derision, then your affection, and then finally your sarcasm-tinged but unending love in broadcasting the side-meat games of the SEC on Raycom Sports, formerly known to the O.G.s among us as JP, or Jefferson Pilot.
Gone in name first, and now gone. The upside: part of the deal with ESPN involves getting Comcast to put ESPNU on basic cable, a huge feat given Comcast’s willingness to go into multi-year grappling matches over its basic lineup.
Oh, and as Inside the Sprawl reminds you: we’re rich, bitch. It’s shameful. And awesome. Shawemesome. Kind of all of these things at the same time, actually. We’ll weep as we dive into at our buckets of money. Depth: 90 feet and counting. 









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meatybob says:
Great, now there are 2 gorillas to deal with. I feel like I am in revolutionary France, being pulled and tugged by the monarchy and religion (Big Ten) and the revolution (SEC).
What this boils down to is that SEC games are simply more interesting than games in other conferences. What this screams for the Big XII is that we all need to schedule like Colorado and not pay out $800K for 1 game series with San Diego State. Not to mention that my team needs to be at least competent, fast.
August 25th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
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PJ from NU in SF says:
The only game I’m planning to see in person this season is Northwestern @ Indiana, so I’m really getting a kick out of the replies in #14 and #16.
Even though I’m a Big 10/11 fan, I’m all for this move. Why? Well, I am not immune to the charms of an SEC campus, especially when the gales of November come early and exposing flesh becomes a Bad Idea.
Or as my friend the Caveman would put it, “Who cares about SEC speed? I’m in it for SEC wool.”
August 25th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
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TAFKastOSUB says:
Gosh I sure miss 1997 – 2002
Michigan wins a NC, beats 3 out of 4 SEC teams in bowl games, and beats 2 conference champions (WSU and Bama) in bowl games.
Ohio State wins a NC and beats 3 conference champions in bowl games (ASU, aTm, and Miami).
Wisconsin wins the Big Ten twice and beats 2 Pac-10 conference champions in the Rose Bowl.
Those were the days…just remember, what goes around really goes around.
August 25th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
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Yellow Tail Swine says:
To Dave Neal, keep on truckin dude. I will never forget your scintillating intros to the “Let’s Play Some Football” halftime crescendos.
To Dave Rowe, keep up your UK love big guy. I know they’ve got a seat for you somewhere in Lexington.
To Dave Archer, I hardly knew ye.
To Dave Baker, I still can’t believe they shit on your face last year. I will not forget you.
I’m not going to touch the basketball guys.
People wonder why we chant SEC at national-ish events… well it’s cause we got all this money and we won’t you to know about it.
August 25th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
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OhioDawg says:
IF YOU’RE AGAINST THE RAMPANT GREED, YOU SHOULD BE AGAINST PLAYOFFS, REPLAY AND ANY OTHER GIMMICKS THAT MAKE THE “GAME” OFF THE FIELD MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE GAME OFF THE FIELD.
COLLEGE FOOTBALL FLOURISHES WHEN THE SEC/BIG 10/BIG 12/PAC 10 WINNER CARES A LOT MORE ABOUT WHO WINS THE LEAGUE THAN THE MNC!
Sorry – too many crazy clients today. But I stand by the sentiment.
August 25th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
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Studley says:
It’s amazing that Disney let ESPN open up their checkbook for anything, having lost MNF on ABC, The Olympics, 80% of the BCS games, and other programs because they were squeezing that nickel so hard Jefferson’s head popped out the other side.
So now, I guess those “most essential oils” Raycom were going to provide to everyone are going to be used on themselves?
August 25th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
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InsaneCoachPosse says:
does anyone else here care that we have exactly 2 ladies who comment on the blogs… and they both pull for UT?
This is either something evil or something absurdly bizarre… like someone saying “touch my monkey”
sorry… been drinkin the drank again
August 25th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
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AUBex says:
Thank Jesus. Now my fiance will only have to pay for the Gameday package for one season, bless his heart.
I guess that’s true love: buying a football package so your fiancee can get her SEC fix in the California desert.
August 25th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
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Chg says:
At #53- You think WAC fans sit around, thinking ‘I sure miss 1984′? If you make the sample size small enough, anyone can claim superiority.
August 26th, 2008 at 9:40 am