Comments on: VISITING LECTURER: LSU JOSHUA ON, APPROPRIATELY, LSU

By: Alex

Alex — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:41:34 +0000

#64, actually patrick johnson changed his name to patrick peterson, good try though.

By: McNulty

McNulty — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 00:06:52 +0000

Ur freshman corner’s name is Patrick JOHNSON, not Peterson…. are you the guy who hit his head in the video?

By: wdamne

wdamne — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 13:27:41 +0000

Hey Joshua,

I thought it was funny. People are getting touchy around here as we get closer to the season.

I’m convinced there’s some kind of inverse effect to Einstein’s theory of relativity at the end of the offseason. The closer you get to the beginning of the college football season, time actually lengthens and slows. Will the Hofstra vs. Connecticut game [I]never[/I] get here?

By: sb

sb — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 13:10:00 +0000

Joshua @ #59…right, it is all talk until they line up and the clock starts…its just that some do more talking than others and it gets old fast.

As for ass-raping, I question your defense’s ability this year. Even with all the nfl first rounders last year, your vaunted defense didn’t seem to achieve climax on numerous occasions…the victory over Florida was determined by highly questionable offensive play calls which, while providing a climax of sorts, would certainly make one wonder if one was hitting the right hole…

By: Because They Can

Because They Can — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 11:43:16 +0000

Sometimes satire is just a little too close to reality…

By: Biggus Rickus

Biggus Rickus — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 10:37:58 +0000

Joshua,

Richt is breaking out the reverse chastity belts (asstity belts?) for all offensive personnel Oct. 25. Rape averted.

By: Joshua

Joshua — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 05:47:09 +0000

poguemahone

it took 51 comments. damn, some of yall are slipping.

shit guys, this this just fun and games till the damn games are played and then it’s up for grabs.

but our d line will rape your ass.

By: babycakes

babycakes — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:25:47 +0000

Somewhere, Darren McFadden and his four touchdowns are pointing and laughing at the analysis of LSU’s immovable defense.

By: SpartanDan

SpartanDan — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:25:40 +0000

@45: I think you need to consider both the quality of the wins and the quality of the losses. But in this case, I’m not sure it mattered – LSU’s signature win (the ass-kicking of VT) was the best, and their losses (both in multiple OTs to reasonable-quality opponents) were the least damaging, so no matter how you look at it, they’re easily the top 2-loss team. And given the complete lack of quality wins by Hawaii and Kansas to that point, I have no problem with them passing over both.

By: poguemahone

poguemahone — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:18:42 +0000

What’s with the sudden influx of dumb on EDSBS? Did someone post a link to this on Scout or Rivals? Take a fucking joke, you hypocrites.

By: otis!

otis! — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:41:40 +0000

I am the indian shedding a solitary tear until the day comes when LSU season previews are nothing but .gif montages done by LSUFreek.

By: bama_buck

bama_buck — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:33:14 +0000

Not to pile on the ctiticism, but Miles now makes more than our “Rocket Scientist” does, as he should.

We’ll see how happy you are with him in February.

By: Billy From Baton Rouge

Billy From Baton Rouge — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 01:48:56 +0000

It’s going to be pretty tough for Auburn to light anybody up after Ricky Jean Francois makes Kody Burns and Chris Todd look like James Thompson’s ear at the end his fight against Kimbo Slice.

By: JV from NV

JV from NV — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 01:48:30 +0000

I’m glad LSU football is doing well, because its English dept is struggling quite a bit.

Look at the following passages taken verbatim from the text:

Charles Alexander is returns from injury at DT. [sic]

We put all that in a centrifuge or maybe we just wrapped it in bacon, then deep fried it, whatever. [I can't tell if its the awkward commas or the awkward ending of the sentence that makes this sentence a disgrace.]

Upstart neighbors are brutally subjugated (Miss. St., Bama, Ole Miss) and we get the best of the serious competition, sometimes decidedly so. [Not only a ridiculously arrogant sentence, but it violates at least 4 grammar rules.]

This submission was darn near incomprehensible. I hope the rest of the LSU fanbase has a stronger grasp of the English language than this guy.

By: Coop

Coop — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 01:42:01 +0000

Since the conventions are going, OOC, unwittingly, and I are joining forces in a bipartisan effort to question the authenticity of this preview.

After all, LSUJoshua cannot form two complete sentences without some inconsequential diatribe about Tiger Mike taking a dump or having lunch, following thereafter.

I demand to know the real author of this confident essay.

Seriously, your QB is a transfer from Harvard.

Auburn is going to light you up.