The most disturbing consumer item available on the market has to be Jupmode.com’s Sweatervest Koozy, the tiny Tresselhide for your beer that shows that not only do you love America’s coach, but that you kind of want to take a miniature version of him, rip his head off, and drink beer from his neck.

If only this came with an actual little plastic head you could attach to the cap, then we could sell literally tens of these in Syracuse Orange with little Greg Robinson heads. TENS, we say. (HT: Big Jon.