Blogtoberfest:

He’s sleeping. You shouldn’t be able to do this to a man with the name “Woodcock,” but no one told Ike Charlton that.

Triple-option glory. What a novel idea: Army joins the other two academies in breaking out the option, thus abandoning the headbutting of the pro-style wall. The more shifty undersized players flipping the ball rugby-style college football has scampering around, the happier we are.

If Bobby Pruett mounts a defense of the allegations he was involved in academic capers at Marshall that is as tenacious as his Florida defenses were in the early to mid 1990s, he’s completely and totally screwed.

That’s En-REE-kay. “Okay, EnRICKEY.” Enrique Davis will be part of a rotation of backs for Ole Miss, though from scrimmage performances Cordera Eason may have a lead on the others. You know what Houston Nutt likes about EnRICKey? He’s FAST.

Snitches, stitches. Jim Tressel is aware of your internets, and would like to request that you keep the tubes free from any and all specific details about what the Buckeyes do in practice. Meanwhile, Kansas’ new practice fields are as easily observed as the sight of Paul Hornung at a barstool. Mark Mangino, who has no history of being control-freaky, will surely have no issues with this. (It’s from August 9th, meaning Mangino thus far has had no problems with this, or is planning to erect thirty-foot walls surrounding the fields.

Violators will be subjected to a stern Meh-ing from Al Groh. UVA puts a pre-emptive kibosh on “FIRE GROH” signs by banning signs at football games altogether. But how, oh how will we get the creative acrostic signs that must be a part of any sports broadcast?