THE SEASON THAT WILL BE: WEEK ONE

I think that video needs a little more warning than “this ends badly”……even though I’ve already seen it 38 times.

For the love of God, please stop the video loop!

1st… it hurts just to look at that video…even if it is (name redacted)

2nd … nobody ever said Auburn was generous on their payouts… but there are a lot of girls missing from the stands during halftime wink wink

3rd…those new resin dots are the bomb… and will be packaged by Nike for sale to the public soon

Who said Auburn isn’t generous with their payouts? They had four head football coaches on the payroll at once – Dye, Oliver, Bowden and Tuberville. I’d call that generous…

Bowden showed up with some friends at a sportsbar in Manhattan when he was still doing his “ma diddy” ABC halftime schtick (five years ago?). We got him shitfaced and tried like hell to get him to talk about his time on the Plains or even other coaches but that little guy can hold his liquor. Oh, and the hot 20-something brunette that I can only assume was Mrs. Terry Bowden…right.

Actually, the game of “I wonder if that _ will get me high as fuck if I eat it, smoke it, inject it, stick it up my ass??” is very common on Boulder. As such, I am pretty sure that those resin dots have already been “tested.”

All the high-as-balls CU students will make the annual riots at Mile High even more fun to watch. Hopefully it will make everyone impervious to mace.

i have a feeling this will not be the last time we hear about mr. terrence cody on edsbs. the guy is on the brink of blogger comedy heroics.

Of course Miami beats the Chaz So players. You don’t try that stuff in the O.B.

What?

Oh.

You don’t try that stuff in Dolphin Stadium. Doesn’t have the same ring to it.

The worst part about the Mizzou-Illini game going to nine OTs?

Alcohol sales at the Dome end after the third quarter, with no provision for overtimes. In other words, an absurdly drunk crowd will be forced to sober up.

will be forced to sober up and recognize shitty inferior yankee football is the rest of that sentence.

Ur, read the roll call please.

Damn you, Orson! I’ve been trying to avoid watching that video. I come here expecting to be free from such carnage.

Works for me. Bring on Vandy.

Ron Zook??? Who’s that? He looks a lot like [NAME REDACTED].

NC State to score 17 points in the first half?? Now that’s a little generous.

I feel that they will probably have to surgically remove several running backs this year from the bulbous gut of Mount Cody. While performing exploratory surgery, they’ll also find what’s left of Houston Nutt’s dignity.

Damn, that shit should come with some kind of warning or disclosure…something other than “this ends badly”…I just lost my lunch and I paid $13 bucks for 1/2 of a slab of Dreamland BBQ…

The man knows how to handle pain. A simple dislocation is nothing compared to the agony of losing to Ohio.

A couple things:

-We’re starting the year with the Zooking Alert Level at Red: Imminent threat of Zooking. Yikes.

-USC beating Virginia 23-20 is completely realistic. So is a 73-0 win. No wins by comfortable yet respectable margins are allowed.