Comments on: BEVERAGES FIT FOR A COACH

By: VT40timeforger

VT40timeforger — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 23:16:46 +0000

Currently out of circulation Ed Orgeron beef jerky and Hummer flavored WildBoyz! Energy Drink. May cause death. Or retardation. But you won’t know how much you miss it until it’s gone.

By: MGoBastard

MGoBastard — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:07:19 +0000

Fat Charlie’s Lard Liquor – good for dissolving stomach staples and a favorite in Annapolis.

By: InsaneCoachPosse

InsaneCoachPosse — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 01:56:06 +0000

Alabama Abscynith – one sip and you will see a bear as your god and believe that houndstooth wallpaper is the only way to decorate!!

By: Holly

Holly — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:59:14 +0000

Brett Bielema�s Big Red Underachievade.

+100 servings. Wow.

By: MikeLew

MikeLew — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:54:34 +0000

Tresschnapps……looks unassuming in the buttoned down bottle, but will sneak up on you and kill you after you’ve gone to sleep. Strikingly ineffective in the Southeast, possibly due to superior liver strength from drinking moonshine for generations

By: jakldawg

jakldawg — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:43:08 +0000

Until last year, Crum was only considered VS. Good to see it’s made the jump to XO.

By: tennalaflaga

tennalaflaga — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:36:14 +0000

What – No Houston Nutt Brown Ale?

By: TheDeuce

TheDeuce — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:34:12 +0000

Rumple Richt – similar to Rumpleminze. May cause DUIs.

Nuheisel Nector – whatever it is it’s fruity and has an umbrella.

Paterno Old Crow Whiskey – nuff said.

Petrino Pellegrino – I hate Italian stereotypes…they make-a me mad!

Urban Meyer Whine Cooler – popular in Athens.

Phil Fulmerlot – nice, full bodied bouquet with hints of pumpkin and krispy kreme.

By: rjsplow

rjsplow — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:33:40 +0000

Urban Meyer’s Meyerita: Don’t let the breezy blue color and its trademark orange slice and flimsy umbrella garnishes fool you: this concoction is straight diesel, lawya. This drink is guaranteed to be the fastest to get you from zero to blotto- in less time than you can say “baby rhino.”

WARNING: not recommended for consumption in anything but strict moderation and in the presence of a large and trustworthy group of friends for protection, as the resulting loss of inhibitions and motor skills compromises one’s ability to defend even the weakest pass attempts on a saturday night.

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:30:32 +0000

Joe Tiller’s Oatmeal Liqueur. Makes you dream of Wilford Brimley and home health supplies.

Phat Phil’s Possum Ale. Made with real East Tenn. roadkill.

Cap’n ARRRRR’s Pirate Punch. Incites you to rape and pillage Austin.

The possibilities are endless.

By: Microscopic Elvis

Microscopic Elvis — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:30:26 +0000

Brett Bielema’s Big Red Underachievade.

By: This Guy

This Guy — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:24:53 +0000

Throw ‘em all together and add three fingers of Drank, and call it the Swindle Special.

By: Hayley Lafontaine is a Dumpster Muffin

Hayley Lafontaine is a Dumpster Muffin — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:56:01 +0000

I would drink Pete Carroll’s Fight On Elixer out of His Coachness Rick Nuheisel’s asscrack.

By: Andy

Andy — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:43:09 +0000

Mangino drinks Gravy.

/fat joke

By: InsaneCoachPosse

InsaneCoachPosse — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:39:15 +0000

ohhhhh…this is fun!!!

Donut Grease Gravy Liqueur – the apertif of Hillbilly Kings everywhere!!

Seven! – energy drink endorsed by Coach T. Tuberville

B. Arnold Bourbon – Coach Rodriquez is said to down a bottle every day!!

Ecstasy – Bottled form of that popular rave enhancer said to be favored by App St, Pitt, LSU and Stanford last year… definitely passe at Rutgers, though