ALVIN WYATT'S WARDROBE SECRET

Wasn’t this scenario a sitcom starring Steve Harvey?
Seriously… that’s where the photo is from, right?

Article: “Living on campus affords the coach – who played at Bethune in the late 1960s before an NFL career, and who coached women’s basketball at the school for nearly two decades before returning to the football program – the time to get mentoring like that done.”

And by “mentoring like that,” I believe he means “showing co-eds the Wyattbone.”

“Sometimes you gotta do some wild and ballin’ shit”

-Dwight D Eisenhower

Is that steam escaping his head in that picture.

Don’t be silly, of course that’s steam, further evidence that Alvin Wyatt is HOT!! HOT!! HOT!!

WHAT THEY DO?

You really should have saved this post for Wednesday. Kill two birds with one stone that way.

A couple things probably not overheard but would be a lot cooler if they were:

1. “Coach you throwin in on the keg?”

2. “Damn that Tiffany girl is a slut, First the O line, then the assisstant coaches and now Coach Baller himself has the sock on the door”

3. “Which of you drunk Sorostitutes puked on the Coach’s Futon?”

“Where you goin’, coach?”

“To get laid! Where you goin’?”

/Shaft’d

Isaac better get his ass back in uniform and on the Love Boat. Captain Steubing’s gonna be pissed.

Happy Mustache Monday Motherfuckers?

What you don’t know is that, in addition to the O’Jays and Lou Rawls, Coach Wyatt also looks to our own Orson Swindle when shopping for menswear. Orson, seen here in his
Mr. Whitefolks persona, has been responsible for the haberdashery of many of the world’s better dressed coaches, “gentlemen of leisure” and world leaders such as Mobuto Sese Seko and “Papa Doc” Duvalier. Yes, whenever you see a man wearing a silk shirt open to the waist, toreador pants and/or epaulets, you can be sure That’s a Swindle!

“I’m on my pimp. My temperature is tempura.”

The buckle sets it off. Chicks love the buckle.

Bet he’s got a floppy brim hat w/ a leopard hatband lurkin in his closet.

Not to mention a ’74 Eldorado Convertible with white fur on the dash.

“Diamond in the back, sunroof top, diggin’ the scene wit a gangsta lean…”

check this out homeboy… coach wyatt is a great coach! just cause he is flashy on the sideline doesnt mean you can dog him like that! my coach does not stay in our dorm rooms with students! you can hate all you want but if you had a team in the back of your mind you would want to look as fly as he is too! stop hatin on my coach!
     
                                                         -wildcat #58

heard “shine” is now HC @ winston salem state,good 4 him (steve harveys twin) BCU needed change to catch up with the rattlers in tally